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professional schemer, like a fever. showruiner at @1of200.bsky.social

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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if i was the founder and CEO of an advertising agency that had charity clients that might be LGBTQ friendly then I probably wouldn't run around Linkedin throwing a "like" on anti-trans outbursts from extremists like Bob McCroskie, but hey.... i guess im not a thought leader
linked in post from BobMcCroskie liked by Duncan Shand Founder and CEO of YoungShand

"Hey Men, have you got your period? Oh dear, Auckland Zoo have gone full woke and offer free period products... in the men's toilets. Perhaps staff at Auckland Zoo need to take a close look at the animals under their care, to get some much-needed lessons on basic biological truth. 

hashtag#familyfirstnz hashtag#BiologyMatters hashtag#aucklandzoo"


with images attached of the mens toilets and period product dispenser
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 02/07/2026
it's so sunny and lovely outside why the f do i have to go to a rooftop bar with a bunch of financiers and ad execs instead of getting sunburned on a beach with people that i actually care about
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 24/06/2026
the endless humiliation ritual of having a job where u have to say 'circling back' on the daily
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 20/06/2026
can any tāmaki mutuals who ride the 22R bus from town to Dom Rd tell me why it always smells like mashed potato
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 09/06/2026
what’s good to do in NYC in autumn? looking to crack a beer in a park on a picnic blanket while eating sushi or whatever
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 09/06/2026
wawawa
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✧°・:* izzie *:・°✧ @winterwhe.at · 03/06/2026
[RNZ voice] trump has never been more virile, his testosterone has never been so high
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
hearing that some government roles are *already* being "restructured" ahead of the budget even being announced, and if that isn't a sign that there are key decision-makers throughout government committed to neoliberal austerity, or simply just obeying in advance, then I don't know what is. Wild.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 26/05/2026
something about bsky activates my poster's energy aka every nzpol take i read that isn't from people in my immediate organisational circle makes me apoplectic with rage and i feel like i have to say something but that thing takes at least five different skeets to get across
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Reading back on this, written in January 2025, and I smell smoke again. johnnycans.medium.com/trans-husban...
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Trans Husband Guy 2
Fix your hearts or die.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 13/05/2026
got bored and browsed the meta ad library. whoever takes care of their ads has played fast and loose w disclaimers over the years. aka ads weren't being disclosed as funded by the National Party, and some as recent as 2025 weren't attributed to any related bodies at all (parliamentary service etc.)
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1/200 Media @1of200.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
1/200 S2E199 - Paul Goldsmith's Media Handjobs The team has been let loose to create chaos this week. In a 1/200 first, this episode requires a BSA warning. w/ @oldmatecans.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @mythros.bsky.social @pmax.bsky.social
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1/200 S2E199 - Paul Goldsmith's Media Handjobs — 1/200
The team has been let loose to create chaos this week. We discuss Education reforms, the recently announced citizenship test, Local Government reforms, BSA disestablishment, and a quick check in on UK...
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 13/05/2026
I've talked about 0days on @1of200.bsky.social and the scale at which they can now be engineered in the hands of threat actors (both state and otherwise). here's confirmation from Google that AI-developed 0days are no longer the future - they're already here. cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
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Adversaries Leverage AI for Vulnerability Exploitation, Augmented Operations, and Initial Access | Google Cloud Blog
Explore GTIG's 2026 report on how adversaries leverage AI for zero-day exploits, autonomous malware, and industrial-scale cyber operations.
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1/200 Media @1of200.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
1/200 S2E187 - Oil Believe In Anything We consider the ability of the National coalition to effectively crisis plan in the face of the US/Israel war on Iran, & discuss digital IDs, age restrictions and policy choices across government w/ @eggsfordogs.com @pmax.bsky.social @kyledchurch.bsky.social
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1/200 S2E187 - Oil Believe In Anything — 1/200
We consider the ability of the National coalition to effectively crisis plan in the face of the US/Israel war on Iran, and discuss the ways in which US integration is multivariant with reference to di...
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Anne Marie Brady trying to explain how the Luxon spill is actually the Chinese Government after a National source tells her the codename for the project is Egg Roll.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 01/03/2026
and surprisingly, not even in the top 3 segues of the episode!
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1/200 Media @1of200.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
1/200 S2E183 - BiomeTric of the Light Recorded before the events in Iran; we talk education, Air NZ shares, attacks on the homeless, biometric data sharing AND the Greens byelection win in the UK w/ @l11p.bsky.social @pmax.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @oldmatecans.bsky.social
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1/200 S2E183 - BiomeTric of the Light — 1/200
We discuss the latest developments in education, as child poverty increases and government attacks rough sleepers with 'move on orders'. Debate over ownership of Air NZ shows again that we refuse to...
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 21/12/2025
took a break from scribbling things down about food in a notebook to curate this list for @1of200.bsky.social 🥘 if you’re in tamaki makaurau and you want a feed, let’s go visit some of these Actually Cheap Eats together!
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Marcus @utf9k.net · 06/01/2026
I'm not sure how the final version came out as I'm at work and haven't listened to this episode 🤷 I just coincidentally happen to know @eggsfordogs.com who asked me to appear, so please consider it a one time deal that I'm cosplaying an informed person
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1/200 Media @1of200.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
1/200 S2E177 - MisManage My Health Huge thanks to @eggsfordogs.com for taking point on this episode, and to our guest @utf9k.net for helping to demystify the series of events and offer their thoughts on what might have happened
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1/200 S2E177 - MisManage My Health — 1/200
We discuss the Manage My Health breach as of 5/01/2026, what could be verified, what has happened and what the consequences might be.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 21/12/2025
took a break from scribbling things down about food in a notebook to curate this list for @1of200.bsky.social 🥘 if you’re in tamaki makaurau and you want a feed, let’s go visit some of these Actually Cheap Eats together!
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
if this guy has exhibited behaviours bad enough to force him out, with an apology like this & not reveal what happened... you've got to wonder if there might be something in the pipeline & whether some horrific has been happening at NZME - what is the *culture* there & what else is coming?
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ZM content director Ross Flahive dismissed by NZME, apologises for distress caused
Flahive was content director for the station for a decade.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 08/10/2025
the absurdity of potentially facing redundancy and being asked to bail out a diamond heiress all in the span of one day lmfao
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 05/10/2025
on to day five of migraines, very cool and good
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"Sometimes you need to do something bad to stop you from doing something worse." Today, 9/20, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents... STOKER Come and watch with us! Membership $10 a month. www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
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1/200 Media @1of200.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
1/200 S2E157 - IKEAless Whisper NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events & more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, while actively & abusively attacking the left w/ @oldmatecans.lol @eggsfordogs.com @kyledchurch.bsky.social
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1/200 S2E157 - IKEAless Whisper — 1/200
NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events as they follow the US lead against China, and more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, ...
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 13/08/2025
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 02/08/2025
been at my mother’s place for about an hour and I’m already embroiled in unnecessary amounts of inheritance drama despite none of it being left to me at all god how long is this week gonna be
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 01/08/2025
flat tyranitar-さん you’re the ONE thing holding me together rn
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 28/07/2025
need a lobotomy but specifically for the parts of my brain that make me both cognisant AND accepting of being treated like shit!!
Pikachu crouched, then flattened.
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Office Lesbian @maid.dating · 26/07/2025
Big shoutout to international dog butt @eggsfordogs.com for finally getting a tote bag and aime card through customs. Third time's the charm... We've been trying to get the tote bag into the country for 16 months...
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 23/07/2025
anyway if you’re about to ask whether i’m doing good — i’m largely uncomprehending, and occasionally riddled with ill humours
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 23/07/2025
sorry if we haven’t talked in a couple days, i’m dealing with The Horrors and also trying to finish this short story about wlw astronauts set in the far future
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 29/06/2025
my brother is crashing out about losing his tennis match td so the loudest sound in my flat at the moment is the sound of a 3-hour Northernlion puns compilation
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Puppy moment
Meme of a drawn puppy with the caption "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 22/06/2025
The duality of man
Spongebob in a Krabby Patty car and Shadow the Hedgehog in his Batmobile
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 21/06/2025
hey so what if there was a gremlins porn parody called GORMLINS and the conceit was that the gormlins would became evil only if they stopped being wet haha is this anything
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 20/06/2025
okay FINE guys i’ll do nothing but indulge in narrative-driven games all weekend that give me some kind of personhood-related crisis it’s the holidays after all if not now then when!!!!!
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The Department of Fumbles @fumblecast.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
>be us >work at the ministry for romantic relations >"can you stay late this week?" >yeah sure >forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions >spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into >fuck this country and the population crisis
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 31/05/2025
listen up fives, a 50 on the Kessler Psychological Distress Scale is speaking
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beco+81 @beco-plus81.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
VIPラウンジ
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Voila.
A National blue background, with a clipped photo of Shane Jones, David Seymour being led by Nicola Willis in the centre.

Text says, in small left justified: "A budget of"


Extremely large letters, two either side of the photo, spell out C U T S.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 19/05/2025
back to treating bsky like twitter circles
a tweet from an account called “eggsfordogs” with a Cinnamoroll profile picture that reads: my role in the zombie apocalypse survival team is being the person that everyone gets to break up with so that they can settle down another time with 'the right one'
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 18/05/2025
salaryman
a person with shoulder-length black hair and a face hidden behind their phone leans against a mirror. they’re wearing a black woollen vest over a white, long-sleeved button-up shirt that is untucked. their tattooed right forearm is exposed.
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 18/05/2025
txt’s first inkigayo win since sugar rush ride….. maybe i won’t end it all this weekend
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
British devs at morning standup be like EarlyStartup.Init()
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Everything is shit and the boot is on our necks but my TL this evening is still full of trans people loving themselves, Māori excellence, and a determination to survive and find joy in spite of it all.
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1/200 Media @1of200.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
1/200 S2E136 - The Pay After Tomorrow We discuss the newly announced changes to pay equity legislation and processes. Who is being affected? What does it mean for society, the Government, political parties and factions? w/ @l11p.bsky.social @bootstheory.bsky.social @mythros.bsky.social
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We extensively discuss the newly announced changes to pay equity legislation and processes. Who is being affected? What does it mean for society, the Government, political parties and factions? What o...
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 09/05/2025
being gay in Auckland is choosing which writer’s fest events to go to not based on interest but on whether or not you have any exes speaking
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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 07/05/2025
>asked work if they have a monorepo >engineering lead says it’s a multi-repo setup but “not so far off from one” >checks git >104 repositories
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