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The Department of Fumbles

@fumblecast.bsky.social

To: all the people we failed to go on dates with. Signed, the Department of Fumbles. Opinions not reflective of our employer.

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The Department of Fumbles @fumblecast.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

im strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn

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The Department of Fumbles @fumblecast.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

got given the keys to the account gonna take it for a spin, which one of us? i'll never tell

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The Department of Fumbles @fumblecast.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

so it’s fine when the minister parks his stupid motorbike sideways in my parking spot every second day but it’s “passive-aggressive” and “unbecoming of a civilised workplace” if I complain about it within earshot of an unpaid intern? fuck off, Janice

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The Department of Fumbles @fumblecast.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

>be us >work at the ministry for romantic relations >"can you stay late this week?" >yeah sure >forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions >spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into >fuck this country and the population crisis

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