iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 01/08/2025

flat tyranitar-さん you’re the ONE thing holding me together rn

૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 28/07/2025

need a lobotomy but specifically for the parts of my brain that make me both cognisant AND accepting of being treated like shit!!

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 23/07/2025

sorry if we haven’t talked in a couple days, i’m dealing with The Horrors and also trying to finish this short story about wlw astronauts set in the far future

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 19/05/2025

back to treating bsky like twitter circles

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 04/05/2025

fetch me thirty thousand euros and my steed forthwith

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 15/04/2025

thanks to everyone who told me i did great!

a doodle of a golden retriever dog blushing and holding a rose in his paw. he’s smiling.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 26/11/2024

everything that i know about this plane from Microsoft Flight Simulator i have learned against my will

The image is of a white, stout plane with a broad and short body like a diving torpedo pool toy. Its wingspan is double the length of the actual plane, and its engines are proportion to the wingspan; comically large compared to the body. It has a round, conical shape that evokes friendliness. The word Neo is emblazoned on its tail — it is a parody of the Airbus A320 Neo airliners who have an identical colour scheme. I haven’t encountered a stupider looking vehicle.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 03/11/2024

haha get owned, loser [turns you into an unraveling sutra scroll from the Tang Dynasty]

A sutra scroll from the Tang Dynasty in traditional gold ink with black scroll fabric depicting images of nature from the 700s is overlaid on top of a dark background at the Leeum Art Museum in Seoul, South Korea.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 28/10/2024

congratulations on another year of inhabiting this spinning orb with other humans and their true overlords — pets

A cute orange cat is curled up in a ball, blinking at the camera against a russet, silky bedspread.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 18/10/2024

women want me, fish also want me (i took this picture shortly before lukewarm sashimi gave me food poisoning)

It’s a photo of the inside of a black, green, and white checkered shirt. The label says “Bass Pro Shops”.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 26/02/2024

fear and loathing at the bnz auckland lantern festival

A very small lantern shaped like a horse

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 25/02/2024

スモリブ、オリーブオイルのボトルを見ているところを想像してみてください.………………お願いします、たとえポケモン未満であっても、あなたには生きる権利はありませんか？

Smoliv has been startled. It wears an expression that is both pathetic and terrified at once.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 12/12/2023

anyway here’s wonderwall* *my cat

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 11/12/2023

flirting with melbourne lesbians be like

the infamous fat Yoshi meme of three tweets where every sentence contains a variation on “mentally ill sheilas save me”

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 17/08/2023

reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 10/08/2023

you can put clown makeup on the depressed hypersexual vampire man in Baldur’s Gate 3 and honestly this is just a selfie of me

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 01/08/2023

the agency I work for did a full editorial rebrand recently and I think someone at the top is into highly specific Things

Slim woman covered by a lavender, balaclava-like garment that she's knitting to completion.

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 15/07/2023

you catch me playing the piano at 7:30am in a stranger’s cliffside mansion surrounded by paintings that look like this, wyd

A portrait of a small, grimacing child wearing a sunflower-patterned boating hat and denim overalls is framed in bronze and almost definitely has a soul trapped inside it

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 09/07/2023

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 24/06/2023

mfw I’m asked how to get with girls

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૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @eggsfordogs.com · 31/05/2023

where does Gandalf the White sit on a power tierlist and why does my brother want to fuck him

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