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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 21h

I think I’m gonna skip streaming tonight, my head hurts from not sleeping and I could use a doze

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 22h

ChatGPT: Excellent look! You’re not melting, you’re giving “Ice cream doesn’t last forever!” vibes!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 29/09/2026

Come on, it's just 14 MR! You'll get it back!

High Master Ed quits 1-1 to avoid losing more MR to me

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 29/09/2026

Up at 3:20am because of stupid work shit stressing me out Is it too late to switch back to a nice stress free job like content creation lol

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 28/09/2026

I never beat Culex. It’s my secret shame

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 28/09/2026

I applied for 2, take that!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 28/09/2026

Pfft get with the times ⤴️P

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Luckiest to me is at least a nice pen (like fountain) that you'd sign a serious document with I would say gel ball point if you need to do it 150 times

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Come on, it's a casual match, just Quit a second later!

guy rage quitting during l3 animation where i'd have won

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Fountain ink Failing that, quill

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

There’s an alternate movie ending where Mike dies and haunts Olin at the funeral - sometimes when you watch the streaming version they use that one

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Oh wait, maybe I’m missing a beat Is this like a backer thing?

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

I was scrolling quick and thought it actually was for a second lol

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Near the end Mom: Will they explain it at the end Me: … like how? What explanation could there be? Mom: haha I don’t know Me: it’s just a haunted room, it’s not like a scientist made it Mom; I thought maybe Samuel Jackson drugged him

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Oh I’ve seen it I liked it well enough. I liked the short story a lot; I didn’t like either movie ending but I think the one where he gets out is better than the weird ending jumpscare That said, it’s still a pretty good horror movie all in all, and it subverted a lot of tropes so I enjoyed

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Watching 1408 Wife: promise me you’ll never stay in a haunted hotel Me: it won’t come up, don’t worry Daughter: it’s a weird hypothetical Wife: I don’t trust your dad. He’s too nonchalant around ghosts

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

I was thinking like a cutaway

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Is there any way to get PowerPoint/Google Slides with seamless (offline) video integration? I tend to alt tab away and load a video in a media player, but I’m wondering if there’s a way to kinda get it all in one

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Someone tell me what Will did! I don’t watch wrestling!!!!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

It’s fraud imo You made a contract and if you had no intention of honoring it, it’s bad faith. I’m sure AirBnB has some bullshit terms of service for protection but…

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

Disney+ puts in deleted stuff which is nice because the jokes are still good quality sometimes like grandpa playing craps in $pringfield but not throwing the dice

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

This is pretty good - my wife never really got into The Simpsons so the golden age stuff is a fun rewatch It’s really nice watching some encounter a great gag for the first time. The one that got her Homer: Pfft. what if? What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower? …oh my god I’d be killed!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

I glossed over my TL fast and did a double take

ProZD listing his 10 favorite game franchises bullet list stule with a JAV title post immediately following his post making it look like one of his favorite game franchises is Huge Tits Club Jiggle Jiggle Raw Fucking In California Beautiful Girls With Big Tits In Exhibitionist Fucking Edition 023

I mean maybe it is

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

You merely work on Mondays, I was born on one

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

Ok so like this is a weird alternate dimension because that pic looks like knockoff Jim from The Office and John Goodman. The defendant looks like Dennis from Always Sunny but kinda old and more evil?

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

“Thank you. Thank you for thinking they are cool.” bsky.app/profile/jaso...

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

tbf if I ever married someone this cringe, it would be a mercy killing

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

About the OBS/Twitch exploit This is how to test if you’re vulnerable (you likely aren’t) The rest of the thread discusses it

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

It’s probably OK now, Dave

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

Back when it was invite only, I gave a guy in my town an invite and then told him not to follow me

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Ephemeral Enigmas @ephemeralenigmas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Who else is up getting their Griggle on

Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh says "You won, so you get Griggle"

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

ohhhh I forgot you played it @vicas3.bsky.social just finished a run and reminded me of it Maybe I’m the one who should play it again

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

Friendly reminder Nine Sols doesn’t have that!!!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

“I don’t think interviews are fruitful indicators of job performance. Better have them do 3.”

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

“No better way to tell if someone is a good computer programmer than by asking them to do things without a computer or Internet. Oh you want coffee? No no, I will provide that… what kind of programmer are you?!”

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

“Should you bring coffee to job interviews” No you’re ruining the very natural act of putting some in a high pressure question and answer scenario, and not letting them know if they passed or failed until weeks later when they can fail for reasons not pertaining to the scenario!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

I had to kill that chicken to progress. Twice!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

You can watch this one live and catch my VOD if you want, it’s all good!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

ok streaming team innocent twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

One time I asked her how many people she’d seen die, and she said “more than I could ever count” Anyway, her explanation was that gore/violence in movies is “just different” than in a hospital so there you go

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

The last one is sad, so I won’t dwell on the details but it was basically “something is visibly wrong with my abdomen so more duct tape it is” when they removed the tape, the fucking *doctor* had to leave the room

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

“Your mom is pretty hardcore” One of the strangest mysteries is my mom cannot handle movie violence or gore. Yet she also has GRUESOME work stories. Like: - taking a leg to the morgue - picking fingers out of a glove - the worst: a mentally ill cancer patient who kept duct taping over it

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

This is what pisses me off when Alex Jones stans faff about with “he apologized for Sandy Hook” He did it again with Uvalde! Frankly a real apology for a crime that grave would involve not doing any more in public, like ever

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