slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 22/09/2026Time for Battle Heat, an FMV Anime "Fighting Game" twitch.tv/slowbeef 0143
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 16/09/2026I don't know why but sometimes the logistics of video game outfits make me laugh Like C Viper's SF6 Costume 4 dropped and it's a swimsuit(ish) style outfit, but like. So she's going to the beach or... I don't know, adult video convention and she's like "This needs a pearl anklet" and just adds that 6241
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026shirt at a GameStop Radish: you have to get this, it’s so you So I did Radish: this is the smartest investment this family has ever made 3441230
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026Couple of mistakes, but I didn’t really notice. Literally couldn’t put it down! 2383
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026I never had Japanese beef curry outside of video games but today’s the day! 6492
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 28/08/2026I am glad someone quote posted this to call out the invisible victim here: hentai at conventions 0451
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 21/08/2026No you know what fuck that they nerfed ed? I'll show them I'll show all of you!!!... i got a key for a differet game MELTY BLOOD ACTRESS AGAIN whatever that is! Let's fuckin GAME tonight twitch.tv/slowbeef 2400
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 16/08/2026I thought Determination was more up my alley but we take these 6361
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 16/08/2026It is with sadness I must report the passing of our family frog, Freddy Freddy was interred in our backyard tonight. He was a cool and happy pet, and my kids and I liked to pick him up (with gloves). My daughter lovingly referred to him as “a chill grinch.” RIP pal, you were a great frog 2739712
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 15/08/2026This, on the other hand is not cheating. Top Secret Episode commits the grave sin of an NES game WHERE THE B BUTTON JUMPS. What the fuck, Vic Tokai The iffy translation swallows the plot but Golgo 13 flies helicopters, snipes targets, and explores mazes to stop a clone of Adolf Hitler. Good stuff! 3220
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 15/08/2026This might be cheating Dead to Rights did… fine in its reviews. It’s generally accepted as a Max Payne knockoff but like The story is really fun! The bosses are unique! There’s all different minigames to break things up! The sequels keep messing it up but this is a fun fuckin game! 138210
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/08/2026Gonna take a break from Zelda and try Realms of the Haunting, a horror FPS with FMV from 1996 twitch.tv/slowbeef 2190
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 04/08/2026No I really do want one - here is proof of life. (They are really hard to get) 1390
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 02/08/2026Wife and I finished “Nightborn” a horror movie that’s a little hard to watch, gore-wise but ends in an unintentionally hilarious fight between two parents over an evil baby 1242
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 30/07/2026I’ve been cleaning out my old stuff and I found this. No idea when I picked it up or anything but I guess I owned it. I don’t see cellophane or a price tag so apologies if maybe you gifted this to me at a con or something? Or I borrowed it and never gave it back? 4231
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/07/2026At a nice Italian restaurant with my in laws - the walls are adorned with old photos of the owner, things you’d expect in a nice Italian restaurant And then there’s a big picture of the joker 2444
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 09/07/2026That’s the Zelda 2 set done and dusted. Your move @thejewker.bsky.social @mrdo.pro (Not really some of these are dumb) 4320
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 02/07/2026Picked up this jacket from TMG Look it’s my midlife crisis to have! Also shoutout to perspective 10781
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/06/2026Turning 48 at the Thrown Controllers panel, aka flushing my life down the toilet 9995
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 22/06/2026My kids made me very nice Father’s Day cards and then got in an argument on whose was better D: why did you draw a cake on a Father’s Day card? S: you eat cake at a party. we had cupcakes 5885
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 07/06/2026Locals are awesome! Iron grid is the best. This is my girl climbing out of losers bracket 1. 816612
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 05/06/2026Informal poll - this boar enemy has what growing out of him? Apples or tomatoes? 35323
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/05/2026“There is no entertainment or WiFi on board.” Welp, only one thing to do 8623
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/05/2026New costumes sound good but Alex’s C3 looks like what my son would wear to school if I let him pick out his clothes 1421
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/05/2026Oh no I turned my daughter into a gamer! (She and I are both now obsessed with Cursed Words) 4620
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 20/05/2026Lol this game is great. I don't even know how I can do alt text here. 3152
slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 18/05/2026I mean, I won! And I'm 1390MR which easily rounds to 1400 tyvm 1817819
![longest wordi n cursed words got me 11450 points.
It's 1 2 2/3 5 [joker] 1/6 ? [K-currency] 5/8 ?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oivkldboym657bz67ao5vwpj/bafkreiawge6pheuynjdteegysqglxcvy6iqpusu2kimycjqp4rxqft2thu)
![she's the one: You have no clue what you are doing. you must be a [slur]. keeo mashing. stay 1300. you [slur]. learn how to play [slur]
Me: I mean I won.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oivkldboym657bz67ao5vwpj/bafkreihngbbsfwg2kuxbxrkkqn7morwu2pyw4dhxghr53flbr6y33jr6oy)
