Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 19mMy dream of being the first person to beat off to pornhub in all 50 states is ruined, I will have to settle for “The Modern Franklin” (beating off to pornhub in all 13 colonies) 010
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 10hHalf Lulu the album, half Lulu from FFX (pronounced “eff eff ten”) those people? I’m not like them 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 10hDeakins Here Comes The Sunyoutu.beDeakin - Golden Chords (Official Video)YouTube video by Animal Collective 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 22hLess abrasive 90 minute version of this happening tonight 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 23hBRAND NEW PACK LIKE (kid cudi) I SMOKE DOPE LIKE (kid cudi) 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is probably the right answer and the American remake is a shot for shot remake by the same director but in English, so either one is totally fine but theres plenty for film nerds to get into it over 010
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Jeff Bezos is trying to look like Mark Kelly, huh 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Waking up one day and you’ve got a weirdass Gonzo nose and are experiencing horniness for the first time and it’s terrifying but at least you’ll die soon 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m glad we do it the other way but the thing salmon do where they’re compelled to the place of their birth and change shape in order to screw and die has an appeal of sorts 100
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026For a good time: imagine this guy watching Fiddler on the Roof 030
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’d rather be a fish mouthed fucker than a fish mouth fucker heyoooo 010
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trying a John Henry thing where I just kinda blues out for as long as possible, extremely rough first crack but I think I can do this for 3 hours with appropriate prepyoutu.beBlues Groveler (Warm Up)YouTube video by NoLongerNoLongerHuman 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The man who DISCOVERED that hot dogs look like penises 020
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this guy looks like when Eric Wareheim would do drag in early Awesome show 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Got the last watermelon of the season, they took the sign down while I was checking out. The fuck am I gonna do now 010
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Iran war is stopped because no one can afford the gas to get to DC anymore 120
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They’re trying to throw 2028 like they threw 2024 020
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You’ve been smoking oregano this whole time 100
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Perhaps the New Constitution will allow for Co-presidents 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh no I really should’ve read the whole thread before commenting 100
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I haven’t heard about him at all since the 2019 debates but he came off well enough in those that I remember/like him 7 years on 000
Reposted by Fucking Nightmareymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me 51137204
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Epstein emails include emails from reporters from .nyt email addresses to Epstein warning him about journalists asking questions about his crimes. as nicely as I can put this: are you stupid? 010
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Let’s give em something to talk about I say 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My guy in the new Star Wars game looked like Steve from blues clues except he was Darth Maul‘s race and it was an accident but he looked so funny in the cutscenes I kept it 020
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Has anyone ever said the word “Penis” to the tune of the Chia Pet Jingle 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Taco Bell breakfast is only even good like 1/3 of the time when you make it out but holy moly man the good tb brekky there is simply nothing like it, a good bite of California breakfast Crunchwrap is like getting hit by lightning in reverse 000
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m drunk enough to want Taco Bell breakfast, which is to say too drunk to get up early enough for Taco Bell breakfast 100
Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guys Be So For Real Right Now Do We Got This 000
