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a tote bag featuring a bird skeleton beside the text "I am a goddamned nightmare"

Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026

One week until the Toronto Shitshow, an all-snark holiday market on October 17th. Free admission, or $35 VIP with timed entry, a swag bag and a rare UK Effin’ Birds book. Visit torontoshitshow.com for all the details.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026

Skeletonized versions of your favourite Effin’ Birds comics, just in time for your office Halloween party. eatf.art/boo

a t-shirt featuring a drawing of a bird skeleton beside the text "fuck a doodle booooo"

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/10/2026

It's cold. You need a fuckin' blanket. eatf.art/blanket

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 06/10/2026

Effin’ Birds glassware, just in time for Thanksgiving. eatf.art/glass

A pint glass featuring a painting of a bird beside the text "thank the fuckin lord for booze"

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 06/10/2026

And if you find the idea of shopping at Amazon repellent, please consider getting one of these tote bags for when you shop at a genuine book store. eatf.art/jeff

A tote bag featuring a painting of a bird above the text EAT MY NUTS JEFF BEZOS

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026

Get a copy of Greetings From Effin’ Birds, from my now-bankrupt UK publisher, with your VIP ticket to October 17th's Toronto Shitshow, an all-snark holiday market. Admission is free, and for $35 you get early entry and a swag bag full of goodies, including this rare as fuck book. eatf.art/toss

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026

The Effin’ Birds Field Guide is 45% off and the 2027 Day to Day calendar is 29% off at Amazon US today. Field Guide: eatf.art/az45 Day to Day Calendar: eatf.art/az29 Lots of other places to shop instead: effinbirds.com/books

a screenshot of Amazon's website showing the Effin’ Birds Day to Day calendar for $12.74

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026

sPoOoOkY eFfIn' bIrDs mErCh eatf.art/boo

A tote bag featuring an illustration of bird bones beside the text "I am a goddamned nightmare"

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 04/10/2026

Preorders convince retailers to stock my stuff. They make a huge difference. Please consider visiting eatf.art and preordering one or all of my upcoming books and card sets.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 03/10/2026

drink your feelings eatf.art/glass

A rocks glass featuring an illustration of a spoonbill beside the text "fuck deadlines"

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2026

If you can’t make it out to see me, you can preorder these magnificent postcards, plus my 2027 calendars and my upcoming sticker book and affirmation deck at your favourite local book store, or online at eatf.art

A display of Effin’ Birds postcards and the open box

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2026

TORONTO LAUNCH EVENT FOR EFFIN' BIRDS: 100 POSTCARDS October 17th I'll be at the Parkdale Hall for The Toronto Shitshow, signing copies of my brand new set of 100 postcards. Admission is free! Details and more events: eatf.art/where

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2026

Pint glasses are back! effinbirds.threadless.com/accessories/...

A pint glass featuring a picture of a bird beside the text “put that suggestion back in your butt”

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 01/10/2026

I love @joeytainment.bsky.social’s book so much that they let me say so right on the cover

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/09/2026

Plus, Effin’ Birds Stickerology and the Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck are both up for preorders at a lot of those shops. Preorders convince book stores to stock my stuff, so please and thank you smash those preorder buttons if you need sweary stickers or vulgar affirmations in your life.

The cover of the Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/09/2026

Just updated eatf.art with a dozen new places to order Effin’ Birds calendars, books & cards online in the US, UK, Canada, Australia and France. Let me know if I've missed a great shop near you that's keeping my stuff in stock! Calendars are out now, and Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards ships Oct 20th.

The cover of the Effin’ Birds 2027 box calendar

The cover of the 2027 Effin’ Birds wall calendar

The cover of the 2027 Effin’ Birds planner

the cover of Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/09/2026

TORONTO: on October 17th I’ll be signing and selling books, cards and calendars at The Toronto Shitshow at Parkdale Hall. Free admission, but there’s also a VIP ticket that includes a rare Effin’ Birds book and pin. Get your holiday shopping done early (and personalized!) torontoshitshow.com

A graphic showing the book Greetings From Effin’ Birds, an Effin’ Birds pin, a pen that says Welcome to the Shit Show and more.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026

Some landmarks to help you find me at FanX Salt Lake. And don’t miss my panel at 5pm, Bootleg Safari, with special guest Abby Trott!

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