classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 20hIn hindsight it was too cold for fingerless gloves while biking the kids to school this morning. On a related note, ow. 140
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One time a woman got up in town meeting and said the high school students didn't need to learn French because we're not a fancy town like Melrose, and I keep wondering if she forgot we also border the objectively much fancier Winchester. 240
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I grew up in Actual Boston so I am still learning the nuances of inter-suburban hostilities, but a guy just hollered at me not to bike in the middle of the lane because "this ain't Melrose" and I need a LOT more information. 180
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hang on I have some couch cushions I have to shred in search of spare change 😭 040
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Went to the grocery store before breakfast to get cream cheese for my bagel but it's two days before my periodstatic.klipy.comClassic Blunders QuoteAlt: Princess Bride you fell victim to one of the classic blunders 130
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh no! I wore that tank top yesterday and got several compliments btw 000
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah I thought I was reading a standalone for the first 80% ish 001
Reposted by classic massholeJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 13/11/2023{billy corgan voice} 🎶A girl is a vampire 542359
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Absolutely still in for this one, happy to wait! 010
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think that's a little too small for me but thank you, it's lovely! 020
Reposted by classic massholeErin Roseberry 🔜 SPX B5 @roseberrycomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There’s been multiple versions of the Rosh Hashanah griffin, this is the first artwork from 2019, which was also sold at SPX 2022, and has a long history of online popularity. Griffins were an important symbol to medieval Ashkenazim and I’m singlehandedly bringing them back. Chag sameach! 23816
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is this green one a small or big 7 and more info please? 010
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm assuming I missed this one but checking just in case 140
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have sung my soft suburban children their current favorite bedtime song, Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds 050
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 06/09/202610: do you know what time 8:22 is? 6: bedtime? 10: no, ANNOY YOUR SISTER TIME! 150
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Seconding, my nicest hat is from there and they were super helpful at picking it out and fitting it correctly 030
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I like to tell my kids there are no stupid questions but today my 10-year-old watched a carnival ride start moving and then asked me "what does THAT do?" while still staring directly at the ride. 020
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When I was dating my first girlfriend, my mom turned to me in the car (no escape!!!) and told me "I'm so glad you're dating a girl because it means you won't get pregnant!" 120
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026To make it fair to everyone we should all meet up in the middle in, say, Minnesota, not just because that's where I will be for the next week 100
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Still looking for gold tone or mixed metal rings size 8-9 with black or green stones but now I am also cursed with longing for something with similar vibes to that opal hand ring 😂 140
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My social skills are okay but my level of face blind is "that can't be the same person, their hair looks different" which does make the social skills part more challenging 120
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 16/08/20266-year-old: we went to see a movie about six fancy girls who all married the same man My parents: oh, what was his name? 6: I think it was...Steve? 150
Reposted by classic massholeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026NO SUBTEXT ONLY TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN 0668215
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/08/2026That's just how much I spend every year replacing my eldest child's lost water bottles 021
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026SERIOUSLY, it is incredible, and I am genuinely delighted you snagged it, I was just telling someone maybe I will get to see it IRL someday! 010
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I think my fortune cookie just called me nosy??? 140
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 09/08/2026At the risk of getting sent to requesting side view jail, can we get a side view of E please? 110
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thank you! It's absolutely gorgeous but I think not for me 130
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Would it be possible to get a side view on D please? 140
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I love a good jelly, my favorite is Donuts with a Difference in Medford 110
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I did not know this was an option and now I DESPERATELY need to know which donut places I am missing out on 130
Reposted by classic massholeDanna Staaf @dannastaaf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Child: Look, it's a red Mazda 3 like ours! But it has a roof rack. Me: That's sexual dimorphism. Child: Mom. Me: The rack is for carrying their young; I just don't remember which sex has it. Child: MOM STOP 3791156
classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Mixed-metal or gold tone rings, dark green or black stone, witchy vibes? 020
