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classic masshole

@effable.bsky.social
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Sci-fi and sea shanty enthusiast. Queer jewish parenting content, mostly. (she/they)

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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is this green one a small or big 7 and more info please?
More green?
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How much please, if this is still available?
Greeeeeen
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm assuming I missed this one but checking just in case
Green ring
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Celine Dion holding a landline captioned je telephone a la police
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think my fortune cookie just called me nosy???
A half-eaten fortune cookie with a fortune reading "Restrain yourself from intruding into other's businesses."
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TIS THE SEASON
A cooling rack full of hamantaschen (apricot, prune, and poppyseed)
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
We don't have a big enough sill to put a menorah in the window which is too bad because the prospect of public shame might be enough motivation for me to clean the old wax off, maybe.
A gold dinosaur menorah with the shamash and one candle lit and a healthy coat of wax in many colors dripping down the sides
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Galavant hopes you had a happy Halloween and also hopes to be free of this indignity.
A gray cat wearing a tiny magician's cape, looking over his shoulder with a beleaguered expression.
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This would make a kickass Halloween costume tho
Spiderman comic panel with the dinosaur villain rewriting DNA to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A movie that takes place where you're from. Born and raised and yes I have ordered the overpriced whiskey in that exact bar.
Melissa McCarthy ordering $14 whiskey in The Heat
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It gave us such a good meme format though
A cat's paw, claws extended, sticking out from under a closed doorThe you wouldn't steal a car meme but it says you wouldn't close a door
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My kids lasted almost 45 minutes at today's protest (suburbs edition) and had a great time making signs and chanting and yelling with everyone who turned out!
A kid holding a cardboard sign with rainbow painted letters saying ABOLISH ICE NOW
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chag Purim Sameach! Here's to another several thousand years of rejoicing at the downfall of an evil vizier who wears a stupid hat.
A cooling rack filled with poppyseed and apricot hamantaschen
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"No, you can't put the cat in the washing machine."
A gray cat in a mostly empty top-load washing machine. He put himself there, allegedly.
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This is Galavant, he hasn't stolen any bread in several weeks (which is coincidentally how long we have owned a bread box).
A gray cat with a small white patch on his chest sitting half inside a red Target bag
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Never-before-seen footage of the Gardner museum heist
A gray cat chasing a laser pointer halfway up a wall and pouncing on a Matisse print
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Kids are home for a snow day but fortunately we have a brand new cookbook to try out
Cover of Hot Date! by Rawaan Aklhatib, featuring glass platters with a selection of fruit but mostly dates.
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My kids when I ask who's having the first bath
Two spidermans pointing at each other
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
A criminal
A gray cat sitting at the edge of an area rug, looking over his shoulder at the camera
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Extremely close vote in the sour cream vs applesauce election at the temple Hanukkah party
A table with a raffle box and a whiteboard reading vote now, best latke topping, sour cream vs applesauce, where sour cream has 8 votes and applesauce has 9
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rosa Diaz you people already know too much about me
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Me every time we have yet another structural re-org and rebranding
Children's picture book with a baby bird asking a large dog Are You My Mother but instead it says Are You My Boss?
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
What are the odds my 4-year-old will appreciate the amount of time and effort I put into assembling this?
Pink robot-shaped nightstand, head slightly turned to one side, little gold hands holding the bottom cabinet door in place.
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
This theme is very misleading, Roy Kent is nowhere on this board
NYT games Strands grid where today's theme is here, there, and everywhere
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
LOOK WHAT CAME AND IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY YET
Strange New Worlds Subspace Rhapsody on vinyl
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Reading this book to my 4-year-old and thinking about the time in 9th grade history class a boy argued that women shouldn't fight and were naturally more suited to churning butter because they were weaker than men, and my friend went off on him and yelled DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CHURN BUTTER?
A page from the children's book The Simple Prince depicting a simply-dressed prince with blond hair looking tired in front of a butter churn. The text says that the farmer made the prince churn and churn and churn the milk into butter. Then the prince clapped his hands feebly three times and said my butter needs some bread.
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Mean Girls get in the car meme but it says get in loser we're going to Concord
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
A Polly Pocket sized Cardassian warship, open, with a teeny tiny Gul Dukat and teeny tiny Odo inside
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classic masshole @effable.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Me flirting
"all shall love me and despair" but instead of Galadriel it's a cat
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