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assbutt @nasboat.org · 4h

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Phil Collins leaning on his drum set like a badass

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 9h

very interested in the fact that .horse is now a tld you can have

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10h

since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 9h

might fuck around and get a custom domain

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Evelyn Lamb @evelynjlamb.bsky.social · 18h

I'll be on Jeopardy today! It filmed at a really hectic time in my life and I barely remember it, so it'll be fun to watch and see what happened. :) Find out where to watch: www.jeopardy.com/watch Or watch it the next day on Peacock or Hulu.

A picture of me and Ken Jennings on the Jeopardy stage.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12h

oh snap, did he do something new? i hate that fucking guy

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12h

trying to figure out whether rob lowe got cancelled for something and i just hadn’t heard about it

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/10/2026

when only half the couple is into extreme sports

On set photo of Star Trek Deep Space Nine showing Odo and Garak. The Odo makeup on René Auberjonois is all dry and blistered, like he was overcooked. Andrew Robinson is immaculate, and they are tenderly holding hands.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13h

i believe that that’s a common misunderstanding—the AR does stand for “automatic rifle” but the “15” is because it holds 15 bullets. (trust me, i learned all about this in sunday school)

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 16h

one of my favorite projects to date: for Slate's 20 Years of 30 Rock package, I compiled *every* original song written over its seven seasons, from Jenna's shortest snippets to the full-length "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah." here's The 30 Rock Mixtape, all in one webpage: slate.com/culture/2026...

slate.com

30 Rock’s Unsung Secret Weapon

The crackling parodies, covers, and jingles that made up the music of 30 Rock.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 14h

i’m still hoping to learn the answer to that question some day

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 14h

i felt very spiritual as i was writing them

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 14h

when they do it, it’s in a straight way. in admiration of virile masculine qualities—like the ancient greeks.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 14h

nobody’s gonna fuck with ed. 7 feet tall, biker tats, giant scar going down his face. this guy *is* the violence.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 15h

missed opportunity. we were almost a proper country, once.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 15h

what doth it profit a man to gain the whole world and not really give a fuck?

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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 15h

"france isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the eiffel tower with my shitty bronco

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 15h

additionally, MITM also quite ahead of other sitcoms from a visual perspective. it just looked so different from network sitcoms. not much single-camera stuff when it started!

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 17h

i recognize the unscientific nature of this observation, and it's not like people don't ever do something similar in normal contexts, but there's an obsession with *innate characteristics of groups* that's so predominant there that it's unmistakable

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 17h

none of this is new, or unique there, nor is it all discourse—but it’s so pervasive that it’s impossible to use the site without gradually wearing down the socio-psychological reflex many have worked to build up in civil society since WWII to treat people as individuals rather than tribes

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 17h

migrants are “swarms,” “men want…”, “asians value…”, “college students now believe…”, intelligence “among ashkenazi jews is…”, etc. even the liberals there are operating inside those kinds of frames. “actually, central american immigrants are hard working!”

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 17h

when i periodically check in on what twitter has become, the thing i notice (aside from the ubiquitous slurs & hatred), is how much discussion there concerns people as groups rather than individuals. a fundamentally fascist framework for understanding the world, and not consigned only to the RWers.

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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 18h

I imagine Robert Moses had this framed in his masturbatorium.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 19h

could the dead author do THIS?! (retroactively ruin a beloved book series by going insane online)

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/10/2026

gravy scientists are divided on these major questions

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/10/2026

the line between thicc broth and gravy is unknowable

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/10/2026

when only half the couple is into extreme sports

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 24/11/2024

there was a 1936 proposal to build a concrete ramp structure up to the midpoint of the eiffel tower so you could drive up it. and i, for one, think it’s a shame that there was never a trend of making world monuments more car-accessible.

The Eiffel Tower with an illustrated concrete arc structure built across its middle. Each side has corkscrew ramps and you can see little cars driving on it.

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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

DIG through the ditches and WORM through the witches and SLAM through the back of my APP-ULA

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/10/2026

brb, getting my VERGOGNA flag out of the crawlspace

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/10/2026

yet more italians refusing to assimilate

Instagram: whatsgoingoninrhodeisland
Providence, Rhode Island
Picture of a bunch of Buddy Cianci…supporters? At a Columbus Day parade

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12/10/2026

i’ve spent too many infuriating hours trying to get computers to do the things they are supposed to do to believe that they deserve to be “treated with dignity”

also, just treat the computer with dignity and don't be a jerk to it and stop looking for justifications to practice abusive behaviors towards any part of the universe; it's not hard, and being a decent person who doesn't emotionally pollute the world doesn't necessitate solving that problem

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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

After the novel, that was pretty much what I thought would happen next.

Cover to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN 1

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12/10/2026

just biding my time until you're desperate enough

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12/10/2026

finally, someone who knows about star trek on a podcast!

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12/10/2026

that'll be great exposure for our podcast

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Right, it turns out that instead of letting the Republicans set the terms of the debate, you can simply tell them and their enablers in the media to cram it. El-Sayed has been doing the same thing. It's long overdue.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 12/10/2026

it was on the mass pike. we were just over on the NY side, where gas seemed to be about $4.59, and the stations over the border in mass were like 20 cents less.

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