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whenever i see her in something

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“EMTs rushed to the scene of some extremely lame kids.”

Boston dot com news headline

Mass. high school calls 3 separate shelters-in-place after students take THC edibles
The shelter-in-place orders allowed emergency crews to quickly reach individuals in need of care, Stoughton High School's principal said.

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if i can’t figure out how to master this technology i’m going to be left behind

Screenshot from Instagram with a picture of a woman being interviewed in grainy TV footage
Marilyn Matheus
ICE CREAM LOVER

Muse, your free Al agent
Summarize the key takeaways from this saved post
Try it

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here’s an artist’s rendering of the weekend you’re about to have

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surprise: john didn’t like my answer to this question and kept sprinkling in some dubious arguments and then rephrasing it

Text: So what would it take for you to see Israel as a partner worth standing with rather than a problem to distance from?

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this is merely the first film in the Dig Universe™ franchise

Cast of Universal’s new Dark Universe franchise, coming soon!

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at the non-alcoholic seltzer pitch meeting

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great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol

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SLAY (collateral noncombatants) KWEEN!!1!

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 06/10/2026

happy 20th anniversary to Employee of the Month

Cook Jessica Simpson Dax Shepard
Employee of the Month
On October 6, shift happens.

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this series doesn't make any sense

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 06/10/2026

when will skip’s reign of terror end?

Jesse from Breaking Bad;

He can't keep not getting cancelled!

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 06/10/2026

when he tries to make will jealous about troi and riker just gives him the “we fuck around” smirk

Will Riker isn’t threatened by his girlfriend sleeping with Lloyd Braun if that’s what she’s into

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 05/10/2026

not a cell phone in sight,, just people living in the moment.

Jason Schwartzman holding a laptop in front of Sofia Coppola on the set of Marie Antoinnette. He's in costume as Louis XVI, old time French style.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 05/10/2026

when i am being struck by a divine thunderbolt of linguistic inspiration

Philly fan about to invent the word “uncemost”

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 04/10/2026

it's required, when you're majoring in CS here

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 04/10/2026

i’m not pushing you away, i’m pulling me towards myself

Fortune cookie: Saying no to others means you get to say yes to yourself.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 04/10/2026

friend of mine is visiting rome and shared with us that they’re selling sexy priest calendars there now. i guess this is the kind of stuff that happens when you make the pope an american.

Picture of some souvenirs for sale , including three calendars with handsome priests

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 03/10/2026

now that season 4 of strange new worlds is in the books we have a full accounting of what movie every episode is, and i'm sure everyone will agree completely with these

S04E01 - Valles Marineris
Jurassic Park

S04E02 - The Griffin Incident
Event Horizon

S04E03 - Human Best Friend
The Hangover

S04E04 - A Case of Chiaroscuro
Casablanca

S04E05 - Level-Five Transporter Accident
Muppet Treasure Island

S04E06 - Off-Hour
Speed

S04E07 - Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass
uhh…Soapdish?

S04E08 - Orders of Magnitude
Crimson Tide

S04E09 - Once La'an a Time
Labyrinth

S04E10 - Tomorrow's Enterprise
Frequency

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wearing the special pervert-detection glasses

Meme of guy standing in the corner at a party, wearing glasses
They don't know they're all perverts

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this is what the constitutional convention looked like:

Woman yelling at cat meme, but check this out: the cat is having a Del’s, some hot wieners, and wearing a paw sox hat

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facebook will be like remember 2012 when you had sport beans

Facebook On this day
14 years ago
Sport Beans

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