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Mo’blesse, mo’blige

@ebn.bsky.social
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Paid to copy paste until the teeth of the large language model gears that I bodily jam fully bite and I’m turned into a deep red stain. Objectively nice to gig workers even when they don’t know what camembert is.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5h
“I just need to lock in” four panel comic meme but it’s edited to say “I Just Don’t Think About It”
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 23h
"Actually I think its the human lives."
Norm and seinfeld from Cosby hypocrisy
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/10/2026
REMEMBER: it is not over until you think it is over. if you decide that it is back, it is back. it is always back if you believe it is back. time is nonlinear. you will never forget this because you already remembered it.
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man probably isn't stupid enough to not see the inevitability of this comparison so the more reasonable explanation is that he just doesn't give a single thought to the personhood of Palestinians.
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Want an animated version of the rip bozo à la the game over screen
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, nope, weekend at dad's.
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hmm, actually: "I learned this all phonetically"
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Office, submarine!
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woke 2 firing on all cylinders
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/09/2026
boyfriend eating chinese food
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mass Effect 3 ruined itself leave 2 out of this
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've recently downgraded to baseline AirPods because the in ear pros were too bothersome. New tinnitus. Used the pros for years.
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Edible ain't hitting
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is slander. Holmes looks like a slapped ass. Like a fucking Rankin/Bass elf
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That son of a bitch knew a certain demographic of people would squeal the second it showed him in the reverse shot
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Glory holes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under centrism
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Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A thank you to Wendell Berry for writing one of those things that sticks with you your entire life
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dang, polyrhythmic boss battles? This Tool music video has everything.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No it didn’t
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Most insane part of Reacher season 1 so far is when the black collegiate investigator from Boston is driving and he looks at Reacher in the back seat and says "I know you're more of a blues guy but you gotta admit you feel this" and the song he has on the radio is Caught Up in You by .38 Special
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"I would much prefer Krull."
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Expedition 33. Who thought changing jrpg into frpg was a good idea? Only the Japanese are allowed to make stories this confusing and up their own ass
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bang your mom probably
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Uh we've got a serious schism here in the texts
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Renegade: Haha wow that's such a good observation :3 Paragon: Lady I'm trying to hike here
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ever since I saw Good Time he has been a bonafide Dude in my book. After his fucking wild choices in The Boy and The Heron he became something much more special on top of still being a damn Dude. I only recently learned about his role in The Rover which i will be watching asap
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Period cunnilingus-focused porno flick called Taint Misbehavin'
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not talking to people like a total fuckhead is the mediocre computer toucher's secret weapon
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not being familiar with bananas this green is about as stupid as eating an orange without peeling it
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Much to consider
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That settles it, I'm putting on the Eric Clapton episode of cumtown
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Marvin, it’s your cousin Chuck! Chuck the Martian! You know that Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator you’ve been looking for? Well listen to THIS! [phone is actually just a stick of dynamite, explodes]
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/07/2026
so of course we ALL know and love the character of ebeneezer scrooge. but imagine, if you will, a story in which we learn about what he was like, perhaps, in christmases PAST. too hard to do, i agree! but luckily the dreamweavers in hollwood california have prepared yet another gossamer confection,
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Usually good***
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's usually to keep them separated by a door, which can allow for interaction under the gap if possible. If they like laying in certain spots you can lay a blanket and swap them so they get used to each others' smell. Smell is like load bearing for cat "recognition"
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
1. Wake up 2. In tree 3. No clothes 4. I peed
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Affinity is a decent option. For me it covers the trinity of what adobe held over my head: photoshop, illustrator, and indesign
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did you know the Car Fox is bilingual
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Disclosure Day for sure
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
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Mo’blesse, mo’blige @ebn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Good Morning Smiling Sun Face
ALT: Good Morning Smiling Sun Face
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