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Eating Beagles 🎱

@eatingbeagles.bsky.social
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No, we still don’t eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Parody account of Beagles posing as real lawyers. The Grove & St. Petersburg, FL

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Amit Rao @twistedrao.bsky.social · 50m
Malaysian Daal
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Phil The Sheep @asheepie.bsky.social · 11h
The science of toasting crumpets from frozen. You're welcome! #PSA eathealthy365.com/cooking-crum...
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Cooking Crumpets from Frozen: A Complete 2026 Guide
No, you don't need to defrost crumpets! Discover the best way to cook crumpets from frozen for a perfect, crispy texture every time. Your ultimate guide.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 4m
Gulf of Canada 🇨🇦
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 5m
“The Day The Earth Stood Still” (1951).
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Boycott Citizens @boycottcitizens.org · 3h
Thousands of local law enforcement agencies across the country are sharing sensitive records with LexisNexis, which makes that data available to federal agencies including ICE. Learn more and take action: accurintfiles.fineprint.report
From a 911 call to a federal database.
Here is what happens to your data in five steps. Most cities only know about step one.

Step one:911 call
Victim, witness,
or suspect data
entered

Step two: Local RMS
Police records
system stores
the report

Step 3: LexisNexis
PSDEX ingests
every ~15 min,
permanently

Step four: Federal access
ICE, FBI, DHS
customers
query the data

Step five: Reuse
Hundreds of
thousands of
users nationwide

THE DATA LAUNDERING PIPELINE
Local police data is uploaded automatically to a private broker. The originating city has no visibility into who later accesses it. Sanctuary laws restricting cooperation with federal agencies do not apply to the broker.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 2h
“Stealing Home” (1988).
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 5h
Register & vote 🗳️ (often). The consequences of not voting are dire.
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 6h
South Florida Sunday Front Pages... 🗞️
Front page of the Miami Herald for October 4, 2026.Front page of the SunSentinel for October 4, 2026.Front page of the Palm Beach Post for October 4, 2026.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 7h
To live & 🌮 in LA. Los 5 Puntos (5 points) (cemita de queso de puerco con queso fresco y chipotle)
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 9h
Out of ⛽️ @afp.com
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Mike J @mikejason.bsky.social · 9h
The rich frat boy who made up for his complete lack of any abilities by pretending he was smart. How is this guy still a thing? Oh yeah, he was born rich.
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Mike J @mikejason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this the T-ball trophy after fucking up DOGE? How many second chances do mediocre tech bros get to break the foundations of the country?
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Camper English @alcademics.bsky.social · 22h
Saratoga has another new source, and this time it's in Texas. alcademics.com/saratoga-wat...
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 17h
Saturday Night Flashback... 53 years ago on this date in 1973, Grand Funk Railroad's 'We're An American Band' occupied the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100. It was recorded at Criteria Studios in North Miami Beach.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 17h
Go big 🥤 or stay home.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 19h
Bachour, Coral Gables.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 19h
Needed expensive ⛽️ so Mendez Fuel it is! Bonus points.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 20h
Team Mui Choy (Uncle Lou’s, NYC).
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 22h
Still true & becoming more obvious every day.
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Kavey 😁 @kavey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday's lunch at Baffle Haus, a biker cafe and gathering spot that also welcomes the rest of us. Small menu featuring burgers, fries, a steak sandwich and pulled pork fries. They also do great coffee and some sweet bakes. #foodsky
Burger and fries and Pete's Nathan Pyle t-shirt
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✍️-crampus
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Salute the Pig, by Chris Bulow @salutethepig.berlin · 03/10/2026
"¡No pasarán!" See you all there tomorrow, comrades. www.morningstaronline.co.uk/article/they...
morningstaronline.co.uk
‘They did not pass, they will not pass’
ANTI-FASCISTS, trade unionists and Eastenders will come together this weekend to celebrate victory over Oswald Mosley’s Blackshirts at the Battle of Cable Street 90 years ago.Declaring “they did not p...
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Disco Dancer” (1982).
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Salute the Pig, by Chris Bulow @salutethepig.berlin · 03/10/2026
Encouraging news (as posted by @greatdismal.bsky.social) ... @hassinator.bsky.social www.polygon.com/neuromancer-...
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Forget Severance, Apple's 10-Part "Unfilmable" Series Is Already The New King Of Sci-Fi TV
The cyberpunk novel that inspired decades of sci-fi is getting an ambitious new adaptation
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Jim Dixon @pdxoliveoilguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When @brettmartin.bsky.social lamented the pending closure of New Orleans restaurant Hot Stuff with the hope that its hamburger steak would find a new home, I had to make one And the caramelized onion gravy might not be exactly like what was served there, but it's good My latest for @wweek.com
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What We’re Cooking This Week: Hamburger Steak and Gravy
If you like beef, you should be cooking hamburger steaks.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But…
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Control or eliminate standing water & spray your yard 🦟
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Carnegie Mellon President Farnam Jahanian framed the news as something of a rising tide that will lift all boats in South Florida’s higher education world." I couldn't have said it better myself!
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture is worth a thousand words 🐑 @kiwibank.bsky.social
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To live & Tito’s in LA 👊🏽
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interesting read 📖 that includes bizarre stories from the set of Captain Kangaroo 🦘
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Vittles @vittles.skystack.xyz · 02/10/2026
Bang or bust? • At Bang Bang Oriental, Mohammed Ali Salha considers the invention of the London food hall. Photographs by Dashti Jahfar
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Bang or bust?
At Bang Bang Oriental, Mohammed Ali Salha considers the invention of the London food hall. Photographs by Dashti Jahfar
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Vittles @vittles.skystack.xyz · 05/12/2025
The Best Shawarma and Döner in London • Feroz Gajia, Ibrahim Salha and Mohammed Ali Salha assess the state of London's shaved meat scene.
vittlesmagazine.com
The Best Shawarma and Döner in London
Feroz Gajia, Ibrahim Salha and Mohammed Ali Salha assess the state of London's shaved meat scene.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this @theonion.com? 🦉
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve done better in my bathtub 🛁
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Hunter Owens @hunterowens.net · 03/10/2026
greatest city on earth
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Gourmet Gorro - Ed Gilbert @gourmetgorro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New on the blog - it's the Indian street food at Shree Krishna Vada Pav in #Cardiff city centre gourmetgorro.blogspot.com/2026/10/shre...
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👀 @cltampabay.bsky.social
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another example of Ft. Lauderdale's South Florida Wildlife Center rehabilitating wildlife & returning them to their natural habitat. These 2 juvenile Brown Pelicans had got themselves in trouble with some fishing gear & the center nursed them back to health. Safe travels, pelicans! via SFWC insta
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And so it begins.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Flower Drum Song” (1961).
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Friday! Time for chicharrones along the U.S.-Mexico border
a photo of a Border patrol agent apparently buying chicharrones from some dude at the US-Mexico border
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Salute the Pig, by Chris Bulow @salutethepig.berlin · 02/10/2026
Fifty years old? I ate there a couple of times back in the 80s & also worked silver service in Langan's on the old P&O cross-channel ferries. We trained in London then were unleashed on the dance-to-France & booze cruiser crowds. Fun times. May have to eat there again. www.langansbrasserie.com
An advert for Langan's Brasserie in London, set against a bottle of expensive cognac branded with their name and a plated dish of what looks like something meat like with veg.

It says "Langan's Brasserie Turns 50!
On 20th October, Langan's celebrates 50 years of food, music, glamour and legendary characters in the heart of Mayfair.
For one day only, we're turning back the clock to 1976 — with 1976 prices, live music, a few familiar favourites and some things we're keeping under wraps.
The couuntdown is on and Reservations are officialy LIVE, with only limited availability remaining
Secure your table and join us as we celebrate 50 years of Langan's."
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get registered & vote 🗳️ (often)
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Miami New Times @miaminewtimes.com · 02/10/2026
Fall is busy in Miami, with new exhibitions, film festivals, artist residencies, and stage productions filling the calendar. Here’s what to check out this season. 🔗 www.miaminewtimes.com/arts-culture/…
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Team Yes ‼️
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the guns don’t get you, the injections 💉 will.
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Alicia Kennedy @aliciadkennedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TOMATO TOMATO 🍅 ISSUE 4 NOW LIVE tomatotomato.xyz/magazine/cat...
Table of contents for new issue
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"There are 13.5 million registered voters in Florida. It should stun all responsible citizens to learn that a mere 13,499,900 of them are acting appropriately." The Tampa Bay Times' Stephanie Hayes considers the breadth of voter fraud in Florida. MSN link: www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
SHOCKING: Tens of bad actors nabbed for Florida voter fraud | Column
That’s a lot when you think about it.
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Eating Beagles 🎱 @eatingbeagles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Kamehameha” Friday - get registered & blast that vote 🗳️ In the interim, stay safe out there & remain vigilant.
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