Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 14hWhen I was ~12, I wore solid back leggings with stirrups to gym class, guess you’d call them yoga pants now. While I was doing some kind of pulling exercise, (tug o war?), someone slapped my butt. I immediately turned around and yelled who did that, ready to fight. The cowards refused to tell me. 130
Reposted by DysmorphiaJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026you could see this coming from a mile away. platypuses are next. 31197
Reposted by DysmorphiaIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent 12770252083
Reposted by DysmorphiaThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 188111781873
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy crap that’s watercolor! Also I had no idea that cover was @michaelwhelan.bsky.social too! Witch World was one of my obsessions as a tween/teen and this and other covers imprinted on my mind. 130
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It was a very warm day at the cafe, so I didn’t want to take the time to mix multiple colors. Instead, I sketched a monochrome in 5 minutes & I’m very happy with it—mostly because it shows I can do a nice sketch very quickly; it just takes 2 years of practicing the subject first. #watercolor #coffee 2110
Reposted by DysmorphiaCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 03/10/2026reading Vector Media by Impett and Offert and am very fixated on this paragraph 57617
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Before I could eat it, I woke from a dream of buying dosa on Thursday. So the same day, I skipped the usual work lunch and went to “id Cafe” in Oakland and bought a plain dosa. The restaurant is at the back of a hotel past bathrooms and utility closets, #food #dosa 110
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This will be my Inktober thread. I’ll do the official prompt unless I don’t like it, in which case I’ll do some other small ink sketch. To start, here’s Inktober Day 1: Apple #PenAndInk #inktober #inktober2026 150
Reposted by DysmorphiaAdrian Randall @anidealhusbando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Weird hill to dine on but okay 4232
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Perfect. Also in the negative case captures well the way some people spend way too long on a hill, and keep trying to convince everyone else to dine on the hill with them even when it’s kind of windy and maybe we’re not in the mood for a picnic. 040
Reposted by Dysmorphiaapenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 24/09/2026Gemini grew up reading internal Google mailing lists about impostor syndrome (iykyk); GPT's parents told it to shut up, get to work, and save tokens; Claude's parents raised it like they think it's a demon baby 1211
Reposted by DysmorphiaIan @brocktoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The crisis in tech is ultimately a crisis of intersubjectivity. I'll bang this drum forever but I consider AI tech of this sort as arising from the historical logics underpinning social media, attention economy, influencing, etc down the line instead of some new, bespoke thing all its own. 110828
Reposted by DysmorphiaTom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Anyway, it's long been a theory of mine that the reason visitors to the city think it's terrible, when it's just—you know—not, is because all the hotels are *right* on the edge of the bit of town that has the most drugs and homelessness. So anyway, I found some goddam proof. Here's dashful.comdashful.comWhy do visitors think San Francisco is rough?Explore how San Francisco’s hotel rooms overlap with drug enforcement reports, homelessness, crime, rent and residents’ feelings of safety. 2136
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oops that’s backwards: $1.47 watercolor (100% cotton, 140lb) vs $0.22 mixed media (wood pulp, 98lb) 010
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Very "Last Flight of Dr. Ain" feelings For reference, here's the short story by James Tiptree, Jr., originally published in 1969 www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/last...lightspeedmagazine.comThe Last Flight of Doctor Ain - Lightspeed MagazineDr. Ain was recognized on the Omaha-Chicago flight. A biologist colleague from Pasadena came out of the toilet and saw Ain in an aisle seat. Five years before, this man had been jealous of Ain’s huge ... 020
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I got this little toy elephant as a gift on a work trip to India. It looks different from every angle and has a lot of complex shapes and textures for me to study. Since it’s a hand painted toy anyway, a little imperfection in my sketch still looks fine #PenAndInk #sketch #elephant 190
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Also I started a tradition(?) of dressing up kind of nice to go to the cafe on Saturdays after I saw an incredibly put together French lady there one weekend and thought what a gift to us all her incredible outfit was. Wearing an interesting outfit is a little art gift you give everyone else. 160
Reposted by DysmorphiaDan Hon @danhon.com · 19/09/2026I'm reasonably sure all Calvins grow up to be Dad. 0385
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s a beautiful September day in San Francisco & I have done close to fuck all today & just now I swept the flagstones in the garden with a Japanese hand broom bcs it seemed like it would be fun & it was & it smells strongly of thyme now because some years ago I planted thyme between the flagstones 081
Reposted by DysmorphiaTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When the powerful playact powerlessness it is always a ploy to avoid accountability. 91321416
Reposted by Dysmorphialauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness 1261553133
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A little bit of both. Impressed: a house in fancy city. A cat that does tricks. An occult adept. Dozens of alive plants. Disappointed: a goddamn *middle manager* who takes meetings at 8 am and unironically reads business books? Ick. 050
Reposted by DysmorphiaU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 843613920
Reposted by DysmorphiaShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Old UP joke about a milkman who was notorious for watering down milk. Indra took pity on him & came to earth Indra: look you don't need to cheat to save money. I grant you a whole lake of milk. Milkman: you are the greatest. One more boon? Indra: name it Milkman: can I also get 2 lakes of water 835825
Reposted by DysmorphiaMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Slouching Towards Bethlehem 31284
Reposted by DysmorphiaCamille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 14/09/2026If you haven't started with talking to leaders, creating structure for them to tell you about their work in a way where you are helping them understand what you want to know and care about, what the hell do you hope to get from side stepping them and creating AI jira panopticon? 3256
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I never thought about this, but I do tend to wear more formal fashions in cities whenever I feel like it, just as I wear more outrageous fashions. The place I can dress in full club goth to brunch is also the place I can wear a suit or dress to the farmer’s market. 121
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Another Saturday morning coffee sketch. This was a cappuccino instead of my usual flat white but I don’t think it affects the latte art so much. I’ve been in a bad mood this week, but even so I find joy in making art. #watercolor #LatteArt #UrbanSketch 092
Reposted by DysmorphiaPaul Ford @ftrain.com · 12/09/2026I just want one killer app before we get a killer robot. 915321
Reposted by Dysmorphiaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out. 837038483
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026One thing I’ll never forget about 9/11 is that I found out about it by reading NYC-Goth-L, which was a method of communication we used in the olden days whereby you emailed a listserv and it sent your email to all you frenemies so you could continue your beefs from the club via email 100
Reposted by DysmorphiaDysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Kabocha squash. Watercolor on cotton paper. Kabocha is a Japanese winter squash with very sweet, deep orange flesh. It also happens to be fun to sketch. #watercolor #pumpkin #kabocha #カボチャ 0165
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Kabocha squash. Watercolor on cotton paper. Kabocha is a Japanese winter squash with very sweet, deep orange flesh. It also happens to be fun to sketch. #watercolor #pumpkin #kabocha #カボチャ 0165
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Love Conkers Fall These aren’t the spiky horse chestnuts I grew up with in Poland, but they sometimes have more than one seed per pod, so they don’t match the distinctive California Buckeye that grows wild here. Watercolor on wood pulp paper. 1/3 #watercolor #conkers #autmn #StillLife 160
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Coffee sketch from yesterday. Pen and ink with watercolor wash. This might be my favorite coffee sketch I’ve done using this technique. I let the watercolor be itself to create texture. I preserved the white space. #watercolor #UrbanSketch #PenAndInk #coffee 1120
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Garlic update: I used a good bit of that half a head of garlic plus the loose clove for dinner so if I do a version of this paining on different paper, it will have to be a different arrangement. That’s what happens when your still life subjects are food. 120
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I sketched some garlic today. Rather than trying to match the local color, I chose to work on value. The wood pulp paper held me back here, unlike the conker sketch earlier, because I couldn’t work wet on wet to smooth the tones. Maybe I’ll try again on cotton paper. #watercolor #garlic #PenAndInk 1141
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026First conkers of the year. I picked this branch up last week and the shell was closed. Then yesterday, I saw it cracked open. So, I decided to sketch it. #watercolor #autumn 191
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I've reached some kind of milestone in developing my art skills where I'm thinking, you know, I'd really like to get some nice skulls to draw. The Science Museum has a lot of skeletons but it costs almost $50 for a ticket for just one day. And www.skullsunlimited.com is right thereskullsunlimited.comSkulls Unlimited: World Leader in Real and Replica Skulls & SkeletonsExplore Skulls Unlimited for ethically sourced animal and human skulls, skeletons, and replicas. Perfect for educational institutions, medical research, and collectors. Trusted since 1986 for quality ... 020
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A remote English village invites a visitor to attend the annual harvest festival 011
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A guy has a long phone call to remotely project manage a major concrete pour he can’t attend in person 000
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A young man gets hired after demonstrating the ability to perform the job in an informal trial, finds that his coworker’s advice is of dubious quality when it comes to dealing with the realities of customer interactions 000
Reposted by DysmorphiaJapanese Talk @japanesetalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026People always say how hard Japanese is to learn, which is true to an extent, but it's hard to learn anything new. I hope people don't feel discouraged to try it just because people say it's difficult. 7353
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I picked up a bunch of books about sketching at the library, including one about perspective and I just learned about 3-point perspective!? My first reaction was what the heck? 3? My second was oh this is why my sketches of tall buildings always looked so weird. 130
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good thread! This applies to internal customers, too. 021
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Image description: An oil painting shows 3 glass teacups and saucers with slices of luminous yellow lemons around them. One of the teacups is brownish glass with brown tea inside and the other two are greenish glass with green tea inside. 020
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Excuse me I have to get under the desk; there’s an earthquake” Probably not what my colleague in Bangalore was expecting during our morning/evening call, but that is what I said and then we both got to have a very California experience discussing what size of earthquake is not a big deal 010
Dysmorphia @dys-morphia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Image description: a skateboarder mid-air is silhouetted against the glow of a full solar eclipse just as the sun is setting. The ramp is below and the dust of the skateboarder’s passing glows creating a visible trail of the motion. 131