Sign in

Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion

@dweia.bsky.social
159 followers 115 following 2.1K posts

Motorsport masochist, wannabe space nerd, block game enjoyer, owner of many teddies, jack of all trades, master of precisely none. #YNWA

PostsRepliesMedia
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hitting the wrong button and flunking the opening question of the F1 round in the pub quiz 😭😭😭
100
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did not expect to giftshop so hard at the engineering marvel
100
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
1262062298
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EITHER I can hear the church next door having some form of choral evening service, OR I'm about to get raptured
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How to tell I'm on holiday - check my step count XD
020
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤎
Iced coffee daily. Treat yourself.
0338108
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sentences the English language was never designed for - "Are you Clockwork Oranging your Flock cameras?"
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going through acoustic background music and it feels like I only have variations on LotR (WEEP), PHM (WEEP AGAIN), Stardew (roulette wheel of WEEP), Rimworld (a second roulette wheel of WEEP), or the original Sims (a Very Specific Vibe, but probably not crying 😂).
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah maybe but your car isn't
120
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They have to be paying Alonso brexit bus money to get him to keep driving that thing
063
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the subtitles rendering "No one expected for Anton to be the negative one!" like this is frying my brain #scd #strictly
"No one expected Anton to be the -1"
2265
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have so much to do but my poor legs 😅
110
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sitting on the train pissing myself laughing because every time I move I dislodge an absolute avalanche of confetti from various bits of my clothing 🤣
100
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things I have never yelled at a gig before: I wanna touch the Sputnik!
120
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT RISE 😭😭😭
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting to gigs super early:- ✅ Pros: at the barrier, in the middle! ❌ Cons: I haven't peed in two and a half hours and I have three and a half more to go...
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
# everybody in the queue eating snacks #
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love London so fucking much
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*incoherent cursing*
010
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Keith Collantine @keithcollantine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verstappen tends not to react well when told to let a team mate past: "I told you already last time guys, don’t ask that again to me, okay. Are we clear about that? I gave my reasons and I stand by it." www.racefans.net/2022/11/13/i... #F1 #AzerbaijanGP #RaceFans
racefans.net
“It shows who he really is”: Verstappen refuses order to let Perez past
Red Bull apologised to Sergio Perez after Max Verstappen refused to obey an order to let his team mate overtake him at the end of the Brazilian Grand Prix.
083
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
204190535439
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Looking Spiffy 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @lookingspiffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm big mad about it!!!! Every few years we allow one (1) woman in an #F1 car and outside of emotive personal value it continues to mean NOTHING beyond hashtag femspo for clicks and demographic box ticking. It's "we'll pay you in exposure" for a whole gender
092
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK Lance, we need you. Unleash that super power, Safety Car Man! #F1
3141
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The group chat when A Certain Phrase is mentioned
130
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Call a bondulance
010
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
541997460
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
67117572769
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
3570051626
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1: a picture of the pokemon spheal rolling with the text "scrolling past this meme"
2: a spheal looking curious with the text "noticing the fact that this meme is too big"
3: an excited spheal with the text "opening the meme to see the rest of it
4: cropped text and image of spheal, the readable text says "it's actually" then the rest is cropped out
131061265
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
3767771901
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pokemon rumble spheal on a flame background with text over it that says "I'm can't"
181889499
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Engine sounds 🥰🥰🥰
110
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
September at Silverstone and I'm in a strappy top, what in the global warming
000
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sean Leahy & The Ivy 
@thepunningman
"The bond's Name. James Name"

Pleased to... what?

"Bond Name's the james"

Are you alright?

"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
02/12/2014, 9:33 a.m.
215427
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Looking Spiffy 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @lookingspiffy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I'll not take my autograph book this year, had no luck last year so cba" *trips over Jack Aitken* *trips over Doriane Pin* #ELMS
242
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've got the Silverstone sleepies 😴
001
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This sounds like a threat
030
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't speak to me or my son or my son or my son or my son ever again XD
190
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People are talking about the flats in what was Elephant & Castle Shopping Centre so I'm once again going to wax lyrical about one of the greatest pieces of graphic design I've ever seen. It is simultaneously and elephant and a castle! The crenellations are his leggies and his trunkum is a flag!
Logo for the defunct Elephant & Castle Shopping Centre. Above those words, all in lower case, is a simple black illustration on a white background. It's a rectangle with curved corners at the top, and along the bottom are three square cut-puts, plus a cutout of a triangle on a stick. Above the triangle is a small white dot. Taken together, it looks like the battlements of a castle, with crenellations, a flag, and a sun in the sky (or a moon, and a night sky, if you like), and ALSO like a simple depiction of an elephant - a black elephant with a white eye, and a trunk that folds around.
76613
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
92474785
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
80189725290
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Neither Crofty nor Brundle having any idea which drivers are doing what or even who they're looking at 😑
110
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Attempt #2
000
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
...whoops
000
Reposted by Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[taps earpiece] I'm just hearing they're now giving pole position to Hadjar
4959
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At a wedding, and have we already got one of the small children to swear? Yes we have 😂
230
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Um
200
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wasps are cunts
140
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MY RISE HAS ARRIVED
110
Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion @dweia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have had An Alcohol
140