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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NO PLEASE NOT REVOLTING CHILDREN I BEG!!!!;;
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me, looking at @fantasygp.com to see what this does to my predictions:
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Cute Cat Smile Close-Up
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A paddock full of engineers being paid millions and millions of pounds collectively, all being very confused as to why the track in Malaysia - a very humid place! - isn't drying as quickly as the thought 🤯 #F1
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just SO bored of Strictly's couple's choice routines, they're tired and repetitive. It also doesn't help that the judges seem at a loss of how to judge or critique them. #scd #strictly
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did not immediately scream and boot the ice hockey mascot that got very close to me without my knowing or consent. Growth.
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKS #TheTraitors
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #TheTraitors
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I were in this position, I'd say everything I could to get Richard on side, and conspire with Maya to immediately get him banished and make them both look super faithful WITHOUT looking too knowledgeable, because. Well. Richard literally told everyone he was a traitor. #TheTraitors
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DO NOT KILL OFF MY BOY JAMES ACASTER FIGHT FOR UR LIIIIIIFE 😭
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp #TheTraitors
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Paranoid Woman's Expression - Okkurr Meme
ALT: Paranoid Woman's Expression - Okkurr Meme
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thank FUCK, a boat they can't paddle
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I were in the castle I would immediately be suspicious of Michael Sheen, PURELY for the fact that there has always been at least one Welsh traitor per series #TheTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eRRRR? #TheTraitors
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Edward @cairos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia big fan of The Undertaker #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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WWE Undertaker Emerges from Coffin
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CLAUDIA PLEASE BURST OUT OF THE COFFIN
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
uuurrrruughhhgrhhhhhhhhrghhyghhhhhhhhrghhhhuughhhhh
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't even know if the news I'm about to get is bad news or devastating news, but it's one of the two, and when you can only say the words "oh no oh no oh no oh no" over and over again .. ☹️
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cannot sleep, brain has decided playing on a loop an original song about potatoes that my old kayaking coach wrote and recorded
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me: maybe 16GB of RAM isn't enough 🤔 my laptop, trying to run 50 spreadsheets simultaneously:
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чайник Kettle
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you would think that someone who spent approximately 3 months agonising over what mirror to buy wouldn't buy one that can only be hung landscape. you would think that that person would have given that some consideration somewhere in the three month deliberating period.
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting my gun locked and loaded to ban a persistent non payer, and I check and they've paid :(
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Tigger's Forlorn Walk in the Snow
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
.. I suddenly have the whole rest of my weekend to do DIY and life admin? An early Saturday race? Enabling??
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TOO MANY TEETH IN MY GODDAMN MOUTH
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry why does new co op want to charge me £5.55 for lurpak????
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I regularly go to Other Sports and frankly alcohol should be banned being drunk in seats at all sports, because I fucking hate having to move every 2 minutes so some prick can go and get another 4 pints at the bar. Watch the fucking sport!!!! Football is the only watchable sport in person
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i 😭just😭want😭my😭spreadsheet😭time😭
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also the ref today was abominable, didn't card a single Utd player (hair pulling! That's fine apparently!), gave away a free kick when a Utd player simply slipped, ran into one of their players and stopped our advantage. Soundly booed out the stadium.
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fucking indignity of running for a train with every joint trying to pop out, to get there and find out it doesn't fucking exist 😡😡😡😡
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope Arsenal appreciate my presence after nearly succumbing to the crazy people in my town who Do Not Know How To Drive
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really need to have Gremlin Spreadsheet Time but I'm meant to be on first call for phones ringing and not sure how my manager would take to me going full gargoyle on me desk
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's just me and my 124 firefox tabs against the world 🥀
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've heard so many words today 😭😭😭😭
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Racism doesn't pay! (.. eventually)
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Woke myself up laughing because my sleep paralysis brain made a Star Shrek pun 🖖
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've got the Silverstone sleepies 😴
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NOOOOOOOO PAPPY'S IS SOLD OUT AND I HAVEN'T GOT MY TICKET 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sorry i can't come into work tomorrow, my DIY brain switches on at 1am and I'm busy contemplating replacing all my taps
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oh fuck they dissolved
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
End of sixth form and i was out and about with my classmates on some sort of school sanctioned trip. Earlier in the news had been something about a sex trafficker who had yet to be caught, his lair entry through the base of an obelisk and then through one of those children's tunnels
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🗣️🔊 SOMEONE MAKE ME CAULK MY BATHROOM
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@hazelsouthwell.bsky.social fyi Alex Lynn on bbcf1 this weekend!
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
YOU TAKE THE NAME OF THE GREAT FIAT PUNTO OUT OF YOUR MOUTH >>>>>>>:(((((
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People always argue about when autumn actually begins. Some people say September 1st. Some say it's the autumnal equinox. The truth: the Italian Grand Prix at Monza marks the actual beginning of autumn.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck yeah
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jago 🐾 @jagolevert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've done all the hard work of cleaning and masking off my bathroom, now someone please convince me to go and paint my tiles 💀
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NHS cancelling surgeries for adults even after they’ve already paid for travel + accommodation and waited years to get there. Some were about to be wheeled into theatre! Every manager responsible for this decision must be sacked and every patient paid compensation.
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