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Poodle servant, creator of leftovers.

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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All Loblaws branded stores seem to be only carrying (at least advertising) turkeys and hams sourced from the U.S. Southwestern Ontario is home to major poultry and pork producers but Gaelen Weston expects U.S. to buy out (Cdn) Thanksgiving meals from south of the border? Nope.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
World leader would rather cut deal with Russian allied dictator than negotiate with democratic neighbour. (btw, dictator says he doesn’t actually have any potash to spare)
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The AI slop over in X. I’ve seen this posted about 30 times under different accounts. This one might be real since it’s saying Eric is just visiting the U.S.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”
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The Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“My culture is not a costume!”
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jarvis Googoo @jarvisgoogoo.com · 19/09/2026
Amazing editorial cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social 😃
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Navy Man (descendant of ANTIFA since the revolution) @navymanhy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, if they insist...
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Make sure you look up Jean Chrétien’s Shawinigan Handshake.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Costco brought back the jalapeno and cheddar bagels. Happiness.
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Kane Lawless 420 @kanelawless420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
german porn is just so weird
A black Volkswagen Beetle rests atop an upside-down white Beetle.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dear United States, Please call this worthless turd you call the ambassador, home and don’t send him back. We don’t want him. All the best, Canada.
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David @tatersquid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Trish 🇨🇦 Sorry! 🍁 @trishly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Canadian tech alternatives to bring your data back across the border. engageq.notion.site/unplug-full
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Unplug America | Notion
Canadian tech alternatives to bring your data back across the border. by Tod and Jocelyn Maffin • see their projects • support their work
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 27/08/2026
Mark Carney & @MarkJCarney
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari'io, which, appropriately, means "the lake is beautiful, the lake is big".
The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.
We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.
Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario - then, now and always.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The one decent thing that Ford has done is come out against 45. He has cut spending on health care, education and social services. He rewards the 1% at the expense of the disadvantaged and tried to sell off protected green space to developers. He is in all other respects, Maple MAGA.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Somebody please tell me where I can buy a fresh Canadian pineapple.
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is it. Will they outnumber us or will we outnumber them? Teach your children well.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maybe. All Canadians can work together and make this asshole only worthy of one vote?
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stolen from a different social media site.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trump proves that the tariffs are on just because he can. Typical bully.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Severe thunderstorms coming from Michigan and Ohio into southern Ontario causing power outages and crop damage! Canada putting 500% tariffs on all U.S. goods until Trump makes it stop!
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Canada needs to ban all Americans from working in this country. All traffic that cuts through Ontario to get from Michigan to New York should have a 50% tariff on the goods they carry. They tear up our highways without paying any road taxes. It needs to stop.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Now he knows how Iran and Venezuela feel.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just in case you weren’t sure he was as dumb as a rock, he’s now threatening to add tariffs for circumstances beyond anyone’s control.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know 45, FIFA and Tay-Yay’s wedding are utmost on people’s minds but we need to talk about something really serious. You can bake sourdough bread on the bbq grill.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every 3rd Sunday in June (for some reason) the western world celebrates the anniversary (plus 9 months) of the man of the family getting lucky. In celebration I’ve made us Jerk Chicken wings, lobster pasta and cheese and mango/kale salad.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Curiously, both spouse unit and sister unit ended up in emergency for very similar reasons just a week apart (diverticulitis). Both will be fine but sister unit may require surgery whereas spouse just needed heavy duty antibiotics.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Better half repotted an actively growing tomato plant and then decided the plant needed support so fought the unwilling fruit into one. The only cage fight I think is worth watching.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Let’s see, He brags about his doctor loving to see his naked body. He fondles nearly naked UFC fighters and tells them how beautiful they are. He raves about the size of a golfer’s penis. He dances to YMCA He simulates oral sex on a mic. Is America’s president in the process of coming out?
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Insert gratuitous remark about 45’s White House being full of big pricks here
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 13/04/2026
If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
If, at some point, the Dems get their heads out of their asses, get some leadership and overthrow King 45, they must make it a policy to undo all of his monuments to himself and seek reparations from his business, family and benefactors. He must not profit from this.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump is calling on Iran’s civilians to “rise up” and take over their government for their safety and freedom, which is strange because back home US citizens are being shot, detained, or threatened simply for filming immigration agents and excercising their Constitutional rights
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
@meidastouch.com Lara T., in her latest unhinged media rant, has offered to headline the “Big Game” halftime show instead of Bad Bunny. Please! Please! LET HER DO IT! (without auto tune) Watching her get deafeningly booed would be so satisfying.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Snow in the Carolinas, below freezing in Miami due to arctic weather from the north. When we say “#Don’t fuck with Canada!” you better believe us!
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
45 must be ecstatic with the temperatures in Miami! It’s in the teens. Just how he likes them.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Don’t refer to him by name. That gives him the brand recognition he craves. -Don’t even refer to him as 47 (because that legitimizes his current administration). -Refer to him as 45. Even calling him by a nickname is reducing yourself to his level.
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 22/01/2026
It's never good when the forecast looks like it belongs at a Grateful Dead show
Map of the US where this weekend's storm will reach. Blue, reds, yellows form a tye-dye band across most of the country.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Is there a single politician in the U.S. who isn’t a complete dick head? www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...
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Trump's Iceland ambassador pick made a '52nd state' joke. Icelanders aren't laughing | CBC News
When Trump's pick for U.S. ambassador to Iceland joked this week that the Nordic country should become the 52nd state, and he should be its governor, it didn't exactly go down well.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
UK Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper: "Let me be very clear... Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark... The future of Greenland is a matter for the Greenlanders and Danes, and no one else."
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Prairiesunshine @scottishox2.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My Manitoba Healthcare Story 🇨🇦 As part of my treatment plan for T2D, I get my A1C checked every 3 months I went to my doctor this week to get my results. She gave me a new Rx, so I went to the pharmacy I got a Flu & Covid shot while I waited Total Cost $0* *Vaccines & Diabetes Meds are free*
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
So, Trump’s (nobody else has ever stopped a war) ceasefire is going well….or is this a new war. apple.news/ASDX3PyH5SN6...
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Israel resumes Gaza bombardment as it blames Hamas for ceasefire ‘violations’ — The Globe and Mail
Israel also halted the movement of aid into the territory on Sunday, according to local media, as renewed hostilities threatened the past week’s relative calm
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