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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry love, that's never happened to me before ...

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Literally coulnd't have put it any better myself (mostly because I'm not as funny as Kara but still)

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aside from the ping issues and the random disconnects, the more and more WoW:Forever I watch the more I want Nov 4th to hurry up and come around 😅 second hand nostalgia + FOMO is an odd experience BUT I refuse to pay £50 to access a 4 week Beta ....

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well I didn't expect Converse of all brands to turn out to be a bunch of racists but then again this timeline is fucked.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you think it's ok to call Tilly Norword an actor/actress or even refer to it like it's a real person, you can fuck right off.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not even September yet and ASDA already got the bloody Christmas chocolates out, are we just skipping Halloween or what, fucking hell.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

so things usually happen in 3's right? We lost Dolly (Aged 80). We just lost Tim Curry (Aged 80). Y'know Trump is aged 80 ... just sayin' ...

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Marginwalker2k2 @marginwalker2k2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I, for one, do all the defending of white supremacists I care to do right here on BlueSky. That is to say, i do not defend white supremacists at all. Because Fuck 'em.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

We made a comic about sharing.

1 Dad, teaching kid: Sharing is caring.
2 Dad, to older kid: If you give any of your shitty little friends our Netflix password you will no longer be welcome in this home.

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It is 2005. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2012. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2018. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations.. It is 2025. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2026. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allega--

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What does Tucker Carlson believe in?

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Can we be done with this smash burger trend already? Smash burgers SHIT, and I'll die on this hill, gimme that fat quarter pounder, not that flat mostly char skinny pretender.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I wish I could be as enthusiastic about literally ANYTHING the same way Francis Bourgeois is about trains, that dude just seems so happy in life lol

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I just seen someone refer to Big Bird as being a predator because of his forward facing eyes (birds usually have side-facing eyes) and that's going to live rent free in my head for some time.

static.klipy.com

Big Bird from Sesame Street

ALT: Big Bird from Sesame Street

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It should be criminal to be this hot, have this level of humidity and have politicians in control of people.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You've paniced at your last disco.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Serves them right for calling football soccer

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

You just know some guy somewhere bought one of these, grabbed the lotion and used it for something entirely different.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Don't listen to the 'experts'. ALL mushrooms are edible, it's just that with some, they might be the last thing you ever eat.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Please sir, my chili peppers, they are red hot.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Name 2 films or shows with the same director.

Film poster for the 1968 musical movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang directed by Ken Hughes.

Film poster for the 1981 slasher film by Ken Hughes.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Why does Ezekiel look like he's about to use her to bust down someone's barn door lmao?

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I love Keanu Reeves.

"I have been
trying SO hard to
get canceled.
Last week
pushed an elderly
woman in front
of a bus.
Everyone called
me a hero."
Keeanu Reeves

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Image shows the band Dingoes Ate My Baby from the hit TV show Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Don't worry Gina Carano, I wouldn't last more than 17 seconds with Ronda Rousey either 😏 #RouseyCarano

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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Wes Streeting is proof that you can at least varnish a turd.

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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Now I'm in no way a Royalist at all but I did have to smile seeing the King say to Trump: 'you said if it wasn't for you we'd be speaking german, well if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking french' 🤣

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

the world needs more humour like this :D

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

He proved them wrong.