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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

and people cheering from the sidelines were Dakota Fanning.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry love, that's never happened to me before ...

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Literally coulnd't have put it any better myself (mostly because I'm not as funny as Kara but still)

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hah. this might just be the best analogy I've seen on the subject so far :D

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aside from the ping issues and the random disconnects, the more and more WoW:Forever I watch the more I want Nov 4th to hurry up and come around 😅 second hand nostalgia + FOMO is an odd experience BUT I refuse to pay £50 to access a 4 week Beta ....

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

bad is a little bit of an understatement: bsky.app/profile/caro...

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Assuming it wasn't AI which is a bold assumption in these times, who ever did that advert 100% knew what they were doing and no empty 'oopsie, sorry' apology will change my mind.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well I didn't expect Converse of all brands to turn out to be a bunch of racists but then again this timeline is fucked.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I didnt realise I had so much in common with David Lynch

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you think it's ok to call Tilly Norword an actor/actress or even refer to it like it's a real person, you can fuck right off.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Mark you can't just come out and say that then not post the footage :D

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

regardless of who is/isn't on this and why because I couldn't care less, why did they pick 38? that's such and odd number

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not even September yet and ASDA already got the bloody Christmas chocolates out, are we just skipping Halloween or what, fucking hell.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

so things usually happen in 3's right? We lost Dolly (Aged 80). We just lost Tim Curry (Aged 80). Y'know Trump is aged 80 ... just sayin' ...

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Marginwalker2k2 @marginwalker2k2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I, for one, do all the defending of white supremacists I care to do right here on BlueSky. That is to say, i do not defend white supremacists at all. Because Fuck 'em.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i had to renew August '23 ... that was 'fun' *sobs in corner*

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Such an under-appreciated biscuit, wonderful with coffee more than tea I'd say.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I, too, indulged in some delightful American cuisine this evening too.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

They didn't put that on the advert 😬

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

best not to look at next weeks forecast then 😵😬

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

What a numpty, not only did they ruin the value entirely by doing that they also increased the risk of the package being 'lost' or 'delivered' to some phantom address, outrageous behaviour.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

We made a comic about sharing.

1 Dad, teaching kid: Sharing is caring.
2 Dad, to older kid: If you give any of your shitty little friends our Netflix password you will no longer be welcome in this home.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My personal is Colston Bassett Stilton, and I'll admit blue cheeses are not for everyone, but if we all liked the same things the world would be dull. that said I've never tried comte so who knows, maybe i'm missing out

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the end one (as others have pointed out) looks like jared leto so trump used ai to make a who's who of nonces... bold strategy I guess

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It is 2005. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2012. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2018. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations.. It is 2025. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2026. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allega--

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

He was always proudly Liberal Democrat (and self declared left of center) until 2014 when he suddenly declared for UKIP then threw his weight behind Brexit, so even if he hasnt always been cunt he's definitely been one for over decade lol.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What does Tucker Carlson believe in?

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

haha, ebenezer, heep and havisham, really putting the dick in dickens

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Wait a minute... so an origins story? that was already in the book? and every tv//film adaptation already? yeah. no. I'll pass lol.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When life gives you lemons, amazon will monetize them.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

food could never! I was more just mad that two of my local burger places have started hard pushing smashed and twice I've tried and both times I'd felt robbed lol. But hey, if we all liked the same things life would be boring!

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