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DwarfBayne

@dwarfbayne.bsky.social
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Level 42 male. Gamer. Nerd. Twitch mod for FederalGhosts, Sharptooth and BeckyBPlays. Emote artist for RetroProFrank. Thoughts/Opinions all my own, NOT those of people I represent.

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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me in @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com Forever...
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not even September yet and ASDA already got the bloody Christmas chocolates out, are we just skipping Halloween or what, fucking hell.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I, too, indulged in some delightful American cuisine this evening too.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2030 is all over the place
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Film poster for the 1968 classic musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang directed by Ken Hughes.Film poster for the 1981 slasher movie, the last movie directed by Ken Hughes.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Name 2 films or shows with the same director.
Film poster for the 1968 musical movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang directed by Ken Hughes.Film poster for the 1981 slasher film by Ken Hughes.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'll trade ya ...
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
Image shows the band Dingoes Ate My Baby from the hit TV show Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
no way i open BSky and see this :D
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Awesome, was wondering when we'd get a sequel to Black Hawk Down...
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
nah you got it wrong chief, lemme fix that for you...
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
or this :D
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
if you voted for him/support and happen to follow me, i'm going to quietly, in the nicest way possible, ask you to fuck off and follow someone else.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Image shows a fleshlight made out of Lego with the caption 'you thought stepping on them hurt' (I cannot be held responsible if you try to shag your Lego)
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So UKIP might actually be the first British political party in decades to be completely honest about their ambitions and core beliefs, having just seen their new proposed party emblem they submitted to the electoral comission, notice any similarities?
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Nope, this isn't satire...
Screenshot of news article in which the boss of Greggs (of sausage roll fame) said weight loss injections were harming his profits. Maybe scrap the '4 for the price of 3' deal lol
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The nearest object to my left? It might take a while but I'd happily bludgeon him to a pulp with 200 years of British history lmao
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'd like to apologise on behalf of my ancestors for starting this whole thing and ultimately I feel they're responsible for everything that has happened since. Oopsie.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
come 3rd of Jan is this gonna be him when he plays us?
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I honestly don't know who's more fucking retarded, the circus in charge across the pond, or the peasants bowing to their every whim.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
this one bout to catch me actin up :'D
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
don't be fooled 🤫
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Image showing a quote by Mark Twain saying 'I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure'
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
hahahahahaha. get fucked you piece of shit.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My Favourite Doctor and Companion.
Image depicts Dr James Herriot and Siegfried Farnon from the '70s series All Creatures Great And Small
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
*shakes fist at sky*
Image shows OP getting an achievement in Modded Minecraft for survivng 10 hours called 'Almost Unkillable' then instantly falling to their death :D
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
ummm ...
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Picture of a tubby cat standing and staring at food on the dinner table.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Another beautiful morning on the way to work.
Sunrise over the City of London
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I love this time of the morning just before the sun comes up over London.
Picture shows a view of the River Thames and the London city skyline prior to sunrise.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Yup, can relate.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ok, jeez.
Image asking God for a sign, picture is off a train destination sign that says 'SUFFER'
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Oh.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
oh indeed ... 😶
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Image shows a box from the st helen's farm Goats Butter with the words 'who you gonna call' written in black marker, apologies but you know you read it in the ghostbusters theme. hehe.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
you think thats cute, get a load of this guy, someone actually made one of foam
coffee with a shiba inu made on top out of the foam
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Me, at Christmas, when Aldi has lebkuchen on sale...
Sesame Street character Ernie staring at the 15th bag of lebkuchen they're going to eat this christmas.
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
oh... 😶
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DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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