DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not even September yet and ASDA already got the bloody Christmas chocolates out, are we just skipping Halloween or what, fucking hell. 010
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I, too, indulged in some delightful American cuisine this evening too. 140
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap 010
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation. 110
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Awesome, was wondering when we'd get a sequel to Black Hawk Down... 010
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026nah you got it wrong chief, lemme fix that for you... 09210
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/01/2026if you voted for him/support and happen to follow me, i'm going to quietly, in the nicest way possible, ask you to fuck off and follow someone else. 120
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 13/01/2026So UKIP might actually be the first British political party in decades to be completely honest about their ambitions and core beliefs, having just seen their new proposed party emblem they submitted to the electoral comission, notice any similarities? 220
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The nearest object to my left? It might take a while but I'd happily bludgeon him to a pulp with 200 years of British history lmao 020
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I'd like to apologise on behalf of my ancestors for starting this whole thing and ultimately I feel they're responsible for everything that has happened since. Oopsie. 011
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 07/12/2025come 3rd of Jan is this gonna be him when he plays us? 010
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 03/11/2025This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts. 000
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I honestly don't know who's more fucking retarded, the circus in charge across the pond, or the peasants bowing to their every whim. 000
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I love this time of the morning just before the sun comes up over London. 020
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024you think thats cute, get a load of this guy, someone actually made one of foam 120
DwarfBayne @dwarfbayne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Me, at Christmas, when Aldi has lebkuchen on sale... 110