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Dan Wade

@dwade.bsky.social
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Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.

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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tentpolegame.com/m/ypptzNGTimjf I would watch the hell out of this
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Helping”
A cat head poking out from between my thigh and the desk, a gap of 1.00001 kitten heads
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heck of a day for this to arrive from @homefield.bsky.social!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck off, Amazon. I don’t deserve this!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screeenshot of the Dril 'You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them” tweet
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, Apple AI summary, I am not 17 nor is that what the email was about. 0/10, see me after class
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have, once again, been left alone with Canva and now it's everyone's problem (Also, I will name your fantasy football team if you want me to)
The movie poster for Frost/Nixon with Bo Nix's face in place of Frank Langella's
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice of the Loons to take a team photo after the game
A trash receptacle
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He has no respect for my hunger.
The cat has become even more entwined in my legs and has his face buried in my foot.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ok, but… I was going to get more pizza…
A giant sleeping cat draped across my legs
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This one, the whole essay really, is terrifyingly prescient.
We identify arrogant ignorance by its willingness to work on too big a scale, and thus to put too much at risk. It fails to foresee bad consequences not only because some of the consequences of all acts are inherently unforeseeable, but also because the arrogantly ignorant often are blinded by money invested; they cannot afford to foresee bad consequences.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man, what an amazing universe we live in!
A close-up of the rust-colored moon. A pulled back shot of the moon, one star, the silhouette of tree branches and… power lines. Sigh.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New blog should be up soon.
Black background with neon light blue balloon letters that spell out "This one is long, sorry not sorry" in two arcs
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well, Windows, you nailed it for once. This is indeed news I care about.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At last, I can die in peace @futi.live
A 4-2-3-1 formation of Premier League players good for 100 pointsA 4-1-4-1 formation of MLS players good for 100 points
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That “Would” meme where one guy is at the mic and a bunch of people are trying to pull him away
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A picture of a very world-weary Ronald McDonald with the text “Just About McFucking Had It”
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This bodes EXTREMELY well for Peggy Flanagan. If Craig can barely scrape by in her own district, this may not be as close as I feared it would be.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Absolutely incredible name for any kind of defender, doubly so for a goalkeeper like him. I need a Stan Rogers-themed CanMNT kit with this dude’s name on the back and I need it immediately.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My view on data centers has become significantly more nuanced since I started digging into the industry, but even so, this line of argumentation is awful. "We have to let our neighbor use our yard to make moonshine. If we don't, they might go make 'shine somewhere else!" Yes...that's the point.
"How long are we willing to let 30% vacancy just hold? If we take a pass on these investments, they're going to go to a different downtown," said Duininck.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Absolute dead-center of the bullseye from @jonmarthaler.com:
The Twins look, from the outside, like the case study of a team that simply forgot to care. But no matter how bad things get, they're still going to cash huge checks from their share of national baseball revenue, and local revenue sharing. And they're going to be able to stock up on cheap prospects, thanks to baseball's draft system and extensive minor-league setup.

If the Loons are walking that same tightrope, they're doing it without that double net.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am not bullish on our survival as a species
I asked google what day is nine weeks from now. It's AI told me Sept. 30, the top hit said Sept. 28 and the second hit says Sept. 29.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you liked France v. England in the the third place game of the World Cup, might I interest you in FC Cincinnati vs. Vancouver Whitecaps? #SaveTheCaps
A score bug showing FC Cincinnati up 3-2 on Vancouver
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Look, I get it: Grammar isn't fun or sexy. But without someone on staff who can deal with it, you end up paying to run an ad with a headline that sounds like your firm is an expensive way to racially divide neighborhoods. Hyphens. How do they work?
Screenshot of a headline that reads "Work With The Nation's Top Cost Segregation Firm" rather than the correct "Work With The Nation's Top Cost-Segregation Firm"
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's just 12:30 on Monday, but I'm ready to award AI Slop of the Week. Where are you shopping first: WIDE or WhorePrice?
AI Slop Image of a specific kind of strip mall called a Power Center. The buildings all have borderline illegible names.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
IYKYK (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
38-0 splash screen showing a trophy with INVINCIBLES underneath after a 36-2-0, 110 point season.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Want tax-advantaged property? Pick a fight!"
A browser tab that truncated to read "Opportunity Zone 2.0: Beefing"
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A black and white etching of an ancient Roman augur beholding a hastily photoshopped pyramid of kiwi birds.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This thread is about me and my newfound love of Stray Kids
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
<“I Got Five On It” softly plays> Anyone want some pickle?
A pickle thoughtfully packaged for transport in a plastic sleeve.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
New favorite scarf, courtesy of the estimable @elen-jayne.northsky.social
A blue scarf with teal stars that reads “Unpaid Agitator” with an iron front logo made of foxes for the O
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Look, I love a good news hook for a B2B blog, but this is a bridge too far. Even for me.
About 250 years after the original 13 colonies declared their independence from England, their commercial real estate markets are facing a very different battle: CMBS office delinquencies.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I know this is stating the obvious, but we're so close to a perfect Fibonacci day at the World Cup and that would be spectacular!
Screenshot showing today's sequential 0-0, 1-1, 1-1, and in-progress 2-2 results.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sounds about right, yeah
2. NBA Finals
3. Spurs Game
4. KAT Foul Trouble
5. I Wake Up Screaming
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Not me googling “When is a USL-W game official?”
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It’s not really a party-worthy stump, but it is mine. Finally finished off what lightning started!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you don’t know who you are, how can you possibly expect me to?
A package of definitely basil (Thai holy basil) labeled “BASIL ???” because the Thai characters didn’t render on the label.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Choosing to believe this is about a ventriloquist act gone sour.
Screenshot of an email with the subject t line “I’ve been trying to re-home a little tuxedo”
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Huh, the Allianz wifi didn't like the gif version of this I guess. Here's Mudonna in all her flag-waving glory!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons decrying the concept of attempted murder with the phrase "DO THEY GIVE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY? DO THEY?"
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
So the kids march was a hoot. Mudonna might be my new favorite mascot for this!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! VAMOOOOS!! Kayla: Did you say your cardiologist is in Denver or Des Moines, because one is on the way…
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Forgot to set an alarm, but it turns out a small, shockingly well-read cactus yelling “NOW FOR WRATH, NOW FOR RUIN, AND THE RED DAWN!” does just fine. Last leg. 8.5 hrs left.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Spectacular
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“Real Story or The Hold Steady EP?” has never been harder
Screenshot of a Reddit feed card from r/TodayILearned that reads “TIL that one of the founders of Sleep Country got addicted to crack after discovering his stripper girlfriend was an addict. When he tried to get her to quit, she suggested he try it to see how hard it was.”
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One thing that will be hard to convey to future generations — assuming there are any — is the whiplash of this period. Everything is consequential, nothing is real.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It was between my apartment and my office when I lived in STL. No matter how terrible my day was, walking out and seeing the sun set over a giant mantis was always pretty great. More urban surrealism!
A sepia toned image of the sun setting behind the City Museum. In silhouette are a water tower, a ferris wheel, and a large mantis.
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