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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 3h
We can't have a functional democracy when the president lies constantly and invents wacko conspiracies that never happened. He has turned our country into a madhouse. Vote against all Republicans to bring some level of sanity back.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 18h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 3h
Being read to and encouraged to read was one of the greatest gifts my parents ever gave me. My parents never put any barriers on their own library, bought us book lights so we could read in the car, and pretended they didn’t notice when I’d be up past bedtime reading under the sheets.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Local Runner With No Marathon on Calendar Aimlessly Drifting Through Life Like a Rudderless Ship — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Man sleepwalks through tasks as one day blends into the next.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 19h
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Finish Him
ALT: Finish Him
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#FridayMotivation
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball as he takes questions about the latest ICE shooting
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Peter Cheung @bostonaruban.bsky.social · 6h
It should not take someone to die and a ghost bike to be placed to get safe bike infrastructure.
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A separated bike lane and new paint: Boston to make changes to Mission Hill junction where Louisa Gag died
City leaders announced Friday that the intersection of Tremont and Parker Streets will see a “number of street upgrades,” including a bike lane that will be separated from traffic by parked cars. The ...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20h
Abolish ICE, prosecute ICE. Every employee.
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 19h
There's a sentence I bet you never imagined typing pre-Trump.
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20h
Every day I read a dozen things so grotesque, so depraved, that i could never again trust or respect anyone supporting it. But even in a crowded field this stands out. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u...
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Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution Will be Public and Streamed Live, Pentagon Says (Gift Article)
If carried out, the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad set for Dec. 3 would be the first in modern U.S. history.
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I hope the vehicle will be held to account.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23h
One of the first things Fidel Castro did upon taking power was televising live executions by firing squad.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of society subsidizes street parking, where garages generally have the car owners financially sustain it. Once again, more socialism for cars, but transit needs to pay for itself...
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Willie Nelson endorses James Talarico: “I've gotten to know James Talarico. He's a good man, who will be a good senator for the state of Texas. Please vote and vote for James Talarico.“
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F A S (Frankie) Miller @reallyfasmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm thrilled that she is ahead, but this is a little too close for my liking. Texans, please vote for a better Texas. Vote for Gina Hinojosa.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're maybe a week away from a Trump official shouting "White Power!" at one of these conferences.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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bikebike @bikebikeyyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Driving is easier and faster, I don't get why you'd choose harder and slower?" Me: #yycbike
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The challenge for Vance: Trump is a monster. A danger to the world. A destroyer of what's best in the US. But he has been a global celebrity for decades. Until recently he had pro-wrestling style "what will he do next?" audience attraction. He was good TV. No one wants to watch or listen to JDV.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put your baby to sleep with a: ❌ Car Ride ✅ Bike Ride
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Implication: America’s artificially cheap on-street parking causes drivers to cruise in search of an open spot, worsening congestion as well as pollution. inrix.com/parking-scor...
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Report: Local Runner Has Just About Had It With This Stupid Goddamn Hill — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
“Fuck’s sake,” woman says.
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fewer people = Less demand for new housing Duh.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spoiler!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whether it's Bill Clinton using tax-payer money to pay for the postage on letters back to people who wrote to his cat or Donald Trump steering hundreds of millions of dollars in government contracts to his son's companies, both presidents engaged in corruption on an unprecedented scale.
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ThursdayMotivation
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RealCrozetVA @realcrozetva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I walked out of my house today to be greeted by 50-80 kids and parents riding bikes and scooters to school. - So quiet, but for the chatter & laughing - No cars needed Absolutely glorious morning. I'd love to talk to any parents or kids who participated in this, for a story on RealCrozetVA.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whenever I have a remotely plausible choice, I avoid buying from Amazon. Bezos's destruction of a great newspaper is one huge reason. His "giving quislings a bad name" subservience is the other.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mike Lee sold his soul to the devil.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is awful in infinite ways, but we are about to get humanity’s first, first person testimony as to what it’s like to die by lethal injection.
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nobel Prize for Marketing Awarded to Guy Who Got Everyone to Buy Those Walking Pole Things — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Brand manager lauded for making obscure hiking aids ubiquitous.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whether it's Obama telling farmers to plant arugula in Iowa or Donald Trump telling Iranians to take out Los Angeles, both presidents made deeply insensitive statements about regions of the country.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously, watch and share this.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No statement is more political than "I stay out of politics."
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I am struck by how Right wing politicians across the world are intent on running campaigns based on the notion that there has been a war on the motorist and this needs to be reversed. Yet, in each of these examples the sustainable policies have worked and been beneficial.”
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The Right’s assault on common sense
There is a worldwide pattern of attacks on sustainable transport.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sidewalks that dump pedestrians into the street for the benefit of turning cars is hostile design. It shouldn't be allowed design in any proper city. 90° corners direct behavior and force motorists to slow their speed and pay attention. This is how you create safe streets.
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