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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm not from the UK, but this is British culture to me ✊🇬🇧 (but no, I do not respect it)

Five brown turds delicately thrown in a pile, on a plate of brown mystery mush

Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

wait, could we stop all crime if we invented time machines? if the government simply *promises* one time machine to every criminal who goes back and undoes their crimes... then there won't ever be crime. The government would make the promise... and then crime rates fall 99% overnight

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if a time machine was invented, the justice system would just kinda stop working, right? if a person is suspected of a crime, but they can't be found guilty, how do you know that the suspect didn't buy a time machine in the future, go back and help himself destroy the most damning piece of evidence?

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

in the next batman they should give the jocker a big burly green beard

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When I die, I want a pair of giant hands to come down, pick me up, then twist me like a wet rag until I'm a dry little husk. I feel like this would be a powerful illustration of how much of the human body is just water. And blood.

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

AI execs in 2015: "Let's build AI, also, it's probably gonna kill us all." AI execs in 2023: "We need better AI, also, it's definitely gonna kill us all." AI execs in 2026: "We need to pause AI development. You're not gonna believe this, but... it's gonna kill us all."

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The kids are a̶l̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ alleft

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Linus Larsson @linuslarsson.se · 28/08/2026

Haha vad händer ens

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

look at this stupid little guy I met real big stick energy 💪

Picture of a brown dog (pitbull, maybe?) with its mouth open. The leash lies limp on top of its face and covers one eye. On the ground below the dog is a really big stick.

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

drew an angry face many months ago, decided to make it a super saiyan elvis

Black-and-white drawing of Elvis flexing his massive muscles so hard that his sequin jumpsuit explodes. His hair has turned white, and his skin illuminates the jumpsuit from within.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

From the creators of SHREK and KUNG FU PANDA...! When Charlie wasn't allowed into heaven, he thought it was all over... Until he got help... from an unexpected new friend...! "Hi, I'm Jeffrey!" Now they must team up, to save Charlie's soul! Coming this fall... "WhoOaA...!" GETTIN' KIRK'D

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Is there an app that just lets you browse all the world's artists, save pieces of art that you like, and discover new ones you like? I need that

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Had a long, drawn-out debate with my family tonight about the monarchy in Sweden. Apparently, I lost, as I was outnumbered 3-to-1, and the conclusion from the debate was that, monarchy is good because 1. It's historical 2. It's fun sighhhhh

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Another masterpiece for the collection 👈👈😎

A sexy hotdog lies on a plate, showing his butt to the camera. In cursive writing, it says "Room for another wiener..."

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We spend so much time listening to music when we could be learning something. To solve this, artists should replace their lyrics with lifehacks

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It's not enough to be against AI, you need to be pro art. You need to be a champion of the art you love, you need to share that passion and joy, and do what you can to support the artists who make it, because it's not enough to hate AI, to hate what it's doing to art and media; you gotta love.

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I love plopping my ass down in a warm, moist train for the night and being immediately assaulted by the most vile fucking smell I've ever smelled

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I tried this out, and I'm sad to report that, no, it does not feel exactly like Photoshop. It's fine, but I'm not sticking with it. Photopea on the other hand *is* just like Photoshop, except it's free and online. That last part sucks, but I feel it's still better than PhotoGIMP. www.photopea.com

photopea.com

Photopea | Online Photo Editor

Photopea Online Photo Editor lets you edit photos, apply effects, filters, add text, crop or resize pictures. Do Online Photo Editing in your browser for free!

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's hard to believe but recently, researchers have been of the for America in so far as the voting of the polling day. To tell you the truth, Donald Trump has always been of the for even and such. The next few years will surely be of the and up until the next!

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"Bojack, listen - they've got Johnny Depp playing Ebenezer Scrooge and now they're looking for a henchman type character with attitude. Depp needs a Scrooge stooge who can rep with some pep in his step. No, it's a prequel. An amuse bouche *before* he becomes a douche."

Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman, making a phone call

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Just got a notification from Tidal that I can disable all AI-generated music with the click of a button. Yet another reason why you should ditch Spotify!

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Wanted to practice drawing muscles 💪😁

A black-and-white drawing of a very muscular lumberjack wearing only a beanie and Timberland boots hiking up a mountain holding a giant axe behind his shoulders. In the background is a vista of a river snaking between mountains. He's also packing a heckin chode between his legs, a real meaty dong.

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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Folks have enjoyed these when I've posted them in the past. Enjoy this minute of baked goods (sound on) www.reddit.com/r/Satisfying...

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Very interesting read about how political opinions spread - basically, just make your voice heard and people follow regardless of their previous beliefs

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

On a much older Earth, I wonder if life would go extinct simply because it all got turned to oil? Dead plankton and algae sink, get buried and become oil underground, thus removing carbon (and hydrogen?) from the surface world; If nothing recycles the oil... wouldn't the surface run out of carbon?

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You think Superman takes super shits? He's gotta have super-strong bowels, right? Does he get a lot of splash-back on his butt, or do you think he kinda hovers above the toilet and just vaporizes the water on the floor? If he pooped standing up, would he lose his balance from the ejection force?

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Me listening to System of a Down screaming about corrupt politicians, fascism, war, biased media and environmental disaster: "Hehe wow, the mid-2000s sure was a crazy time. I hope they solved all those issues that they had 🙂"

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Very much enjoying the fact that I can listen to songs from System of a Down in my mid-30s that 12yo me pegged as silly nonsense lyrics and find new actual meaning in them ✨

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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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Mikko Tuomi @mustapipa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

We live in an age of manufactured scarcity. Millions of people cannot afford food, housing or basic healthcare, while a tiny minority accumulates unprecedented wealth and power. These are symptoms of an economic model that has reached the end of the road. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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We economists have done the maths: ‘growth’ is a doomed strategy – there is a better way | Olivier De Schutter and others

Our roadmap has been shaped by experts across the world. We call on political leaders at all levels to use it, says Olivier De Schutter and others

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If whales can talk, I wonder if they talk to themselves?

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I was thinking about getting a cheap bluetooth speaker - and a few days later, I just happened to stumble upon this guy lying in a bush next to the freeway. I suspect someone tossed it from their car, because it's got some gnarly scratches...

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

There's been a lot of bad faith misreading of me going around. Let me set the record straight: I am a big believer in the Holocaust.

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I wonder how it's gonna look in GTAVI... The suspense is killing me

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

When watching a comedy, I always wonder; does comedy exist in their universe too? They can't laugh when something funny happens because that ruins the comedy for us - but does comedy then exist at all for them? If it does, we must then assume it's different from ours!

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

See, this is why I would never vote to leave the EU

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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

💥 BREAKING NEWS! 💥 Unidentified astronaut on the ISS went to the bathroom, then took a little sip 🚨👨‍🚀💦🚨 🤢

A series of skeets from "ISS Piss Tracker" within a two-minute span. The ISS piss tank went from 17% to 18% and back down to 17% again. Clearly, someone used then drank from the forbidden tube.

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