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@duckshow.bsky.social
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My brain is 80% stupid-idea soup, 20% existential dread, and I think my time on bsky proves as much Swedish, gamedev, socialist 🇸🇪✊

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bläddrade igenom en tidning från innan valet och såg att Centerpartiet föreslagit en uppfräschning av Vinsta Vad som är riktigt spännande är att de vill bygga en fotbollsplan med hela FEM mål, så man kan spela 2.5 matcher samtidigt, och en till plan precis bredvid! Där snackar vi nya idéer!! 😍
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not from the UK, but this is British culture to me ✊🇬🇧 (but no, I do not respect it)
Five brown turds delicately thrown in a pile, on a plate of brown mystery mush
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
look at this stupid little guy I met real big stick energy 💪
Picture of a brown dog (pitbull, maybe?) with its mouth open. The leash lies limp on top of its face and covers one eye. On the ground below the dog is a really big stick.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fixad
Edit av samma bild, fast nu läser texten: "Det är inte rättvist att en hårt arbetande familj går till jobbet varje dag, medan grannen kan äga kapital och få mer pengar"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
drew an angry face many months ago, decided to make it a super saiyan elvis
Black-and-white drawing of Elvis flexing his massive muscles so hard that his sequin  jumpsuit explodes. His hair has turned white, and his skin illuminates the jumpsuit from within.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
From the creators of SHREK and KUNG FU PANDA...! When Charlie wasn't allowed into heaven, he thought it was all over... Until he got help... from an unexpected new friend...! "Hi, I'm Jeffrey!" Now they must team up, to save Charlie's soul! Coming this fall... "WhoOaA...!" GETTIN' KIRK'D
A black-and-white drawing of a stylized Charlie Kirk doing the Dreamworks face, and behind him, a cherub with the face of Jeffrey Epstein. In the background, the pearly gates can be seen, and below, the Dreamworks logo and the title "Gettin' KIRK'D"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Another masterpiece for the collection 👈👈😎
A sexy hotdog lies on a plate, showing his butt to the camera. In cursive writing, it says "Room for another wiener..."
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
wait til you see his opponents attack ad
The same poster, but his face is angry and the text says "'Bill' (derogatory)"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Wow, this could be huge!"
Bojack talking on the phone
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Bojack, listen - they've got Johnny Depp playing Ebenezer Scrooge and now they're looking for a henchman type character with attitude. Depp needs a Scrooge stooge who can rep with some pep in his step. No, it's a prequel. An amuse bouche *before* he becomes a douche."
Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman, making a phone call
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wanted to practice drawing muscles 💪😁
A black-and-white drawing of a very muscular lumberjack wearing only a beanie and Timberland boots hiking up a mountain holding a giant axe behind his shoulders. In the background is a vista of a river snaking between mountains. He's also packing a heckin chode between his legs, a real meaty dong.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this one?
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
youtube ass poster
zoom-in of the faces in the movie poster, edited like a youtube thumbnail - red circle, red arrow, etc
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
Deep-fried close-up of Steve's face
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was thinking about getting a cheap bluetooth speaker - and a few days later, I just happened to stumble upon this guy lying in a bush next to the freeway. I suspect someone tossed it from their car, because it's got some gnarly scratches...
A small, black bluetooth speaker.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
NANCY NO!!
Nancy brought a gun to school
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💥 BREAKING NEWS! 💥 Unidentified astronaut on the ISS went to the bathroom, then took a little sip 🚨👨‍🚀💦🚨 🤢
A series of skeets from "ISS Piss Tracker" within a two-minute span. The ISS piss tank went from 17% to 18% and back down to 17% again. Clearly, someone used then drank from the forbidden tube.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Check out these beautiful clouds! These bad boys are ripped! ☁️😯☁️
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The version of the Hockney painting as seen in Bojack Horseman, with Bojack as both the swimmer and observer.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Touch grass" is so 2020 "Walk barefoot in the rain" = much better There's no law against it. You can just do it!
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm sorry, this is all I have (it's true though)
Chinese propaganda featuring 3D Garfield, saying "GAMERS DO NOT DESERVE RIGHTS"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The freakishly long-armed man's got a point!
An AI-generated audience member with freakishly long arms holding a sign that says "TEXAS THIS STATE"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
...Sand?
A headline reading "We climbed inside the world's largest sand battery. Here's what we found."
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Here's something for all you art lovers out there ♥️
A black-and-white drawing titled "Mondays...". The drawing depicts Garfield in the shower, crying, as Spider-Man squeezes his massive jugs from behind and whispers "Farewell, Garfield...!"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm sorry, is that the HALF-LIFE 2 LOGO on a pack of BUBBLEGUM CIGARETTES??? WHAT YEAR IS THIS
A pack of bubblegum cigarettes labeled "Bubble Gum Counter Strike", featuring a poorly drawn soldier and the Half-Life 2 logo
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The world really is going to shit. They're even cutting back on the shadow resolution now
Some noticeably jagged shadows
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They always serve free coffee at the gym but kept running out because the paper cups were so big. So... they bought smaller cups. It's not even espresso, it's just regular coffee! I swear this isn't a joke.
Me holding up the world's smallest cuppa joe. It's basically a thimble.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Why is Wired threatening me? 🥺
Screenshot of a Wired article, but the text is covered up, saying "You've read your last free article."
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Damn. Found this in NFSU2. Apparently, Brad was a kid - just 10 years old - who passed away from cancer back in 2004. Strange to think that someone so far away in both time and space can still be remembered in this way. Well, here's to you, Brad 🥂
A screenshot from NFSU2. In front of the player car is a monolith with the engraving "BRAD LAWLESS - In Memory of Our Friend"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Started replaying Need For Speed Underground 2 and it's just a smorgasbord of 2004 goodness ♥️ If you need a break from 2026 and just want to rip some phat rubber, I can't recommend it enough 😄
A magazine cover as seen in-game. There's a red sports car in the background and a scantily clad lady in the foreground looking vaguely sexy, in a 2004 kinda way.
From top to bottom, the magazine cover reads:
"An inside look at tuning internals"
"SportCompactCar"
"No guts no glory"
"The phattest rides"
"Pulling out the stops on their way to the $$$..."
"Hot 2ner babes"
"www.sportcompactcarweb.com"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The flowers are in bloom 🌷 Body bags flutter in the trees ⚰️ Spring is in the air ☀️
A beautiful sky over some buildings and trees. A dark, mysterious bag in the shape of a body is fluttering in the wind, among the branches of a tree.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Kinda funny how similar this is to drone defense in Ukraine; Russian tanks are developing body hair!
A picture of a tank covered in steel bristles to protect against drones
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fatta hur många miljarder som ligger och skvalpar på konton eller är uppbundet i värdepapper; Tänk om alla de pengarna istället gick till att köpa saker, tjänster, laga trasig infrastruktur, anordna folkfest, investera i landsbygden... Här finns potential för hopp liksom, om optimism för framtiden!
Den klassiska utopi-memen. Vi ser en massa vita och rena futuristiska byggnader och flygande bilar ovanpå en grön gräsmatta.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Trump making a face and the text "Hole milk" superimposed onto him
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Trump making a face and with the text "Hole milk" superimposed onto him
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I know if you eat too many carrots your skin turns orange, but I was not aware that drinking too many creamy pints turned it white 😳
A  close-up of the guys face. His skin is weirdly white, like bone white.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I think I got the cow's name right in the skeet below
A screenshot of the bluesky skyline, and below the cow surgery skeet is a skeet from Actual Names that reads "Magdalena Titsburger, United States, Census, 1850"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
haha I wonder what they're arguing about
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
haha I wonder what they're arguing about
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Very appropriate sequence of skeets
The original skeet, followed by another reminiscing about a movie called "I WAKE UP SCREAMING" from 1941.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Saw a partial LIDL logo on a shirt, thought it was Milhouse
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I just recently finished this lil guy and gave him a glow-in-the-dark orb to ponder 😁
A tiny wizard, sitting on a tiny throne by a tiny table, pondering a tiny, glow-in-the-dark orb.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Found this old 3D-print I painted years ago and finally gave him his Örb
A tiny 3D-printed and painted wizard pondering his glow-in-the-dark orb.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Me: "Please Ron Swanson, you can't take that much LSD at once! Next thing you know, you'll open your third eye and think you're a house!" Ron:
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
you said it, youtube
Two video suggestions on Youtube. The first video is called "Can I survive Alaskan winter with no sleeping bag, no tent & no tarp?" and the thumbnail of the second video is a big, fat "NO"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My latest piece; I call it, "Bigfoot's Giant Dumper" It's meant to invoke a sense of wonder, and awe - specifically about the size of Bigfoot's big-ass dumper, and possibly, his girthy hog
A black-and-white drawing of Bigfoot's big hairy ass in stark lighting. Below it we also see Bigfoot's thick, hairy hog, perfectly divided in light and shadow.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Started drawing again the other week. Made this little freak.
Black-and-white drawing of a wet, blob-like creature on two legs with eyeballs all over in a variety of sizes.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Excuse me? I look fly af
White guy with short cropped curly hair, tortoiseshell sunglasses, white tank top, pastel multicolor short sleeve shirt, blue linen shorts, a pair of oversized turqoise foam slippers and a small yellow leather bag.Same guy, different angle
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Couldn't have said it better myself
A zoomed-in picture of Laura Loomer's chyron, saying "LAURALOOMER | BITCH"
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Meme of Skinner saying "Am I, a white person, getting older? No, they replaced the sun"
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