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@duckshow.bsky.social
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My brain is 80% stupid-idea soup, 20% existential dread, and I think my time on bsky proves as much Swedish, gamedev, socialist 🇸🇪✊

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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 15h
Gillar du inte fotboll? Ingen fara, Centerpartiet föreslår även hela ÅTTA tennisplaner i samma kvarter! 😍
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 15h
Centerpartiet vill även uppmuntra till mer löpning i området, vilket är varför de även föreslår en löpbana runt den ena fotbollsplanen och INGA staket! 🤯 Kickar du ut bollen, då är det bara att kuta!
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 15h
Bläddrade igenom en tidning från innan valet och såg att Centerpartiet föreslagit en uppfräschning av Vinsta Vad som är riktigt spännande är att de vill bygga en fotbollsplan med hela FEM mål, så man kan spela 2.5 matcher samtidigt, och en till plan precis bredvid! Där snackar vi nya idéer!! 😍
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Susie Time @susietime777.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadly true
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure, a constant energy supply can keep you warm during the long, cold nights, but... the water is at the poles, at the permanently shadowed craters. What's above the permanently shadowed craters? Permanently lit hilltops. Just slap solar panels on those bad boys
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The concern with doing it artificially is that we don't know how such large plankton spawns would affect local ecosystems, but in the tests that have been done, no ecological damage has been found! It kinda sounds like... a decent idea 👀
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that! I looked it up and it's super interesting; iron is super rare on the ocean surface, so adding it leads to huge amounts of phytoplankton that suck up CO², then sink or get eaten. It happens naturally and is believed to be the cause of the last ice age!
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A game show where the contestants vote for who has been the nicest to them since voting last time. Every season starts like a wholesome show about people doing nice things for each other, and ends with everyone fiercely making each other's dreams come true.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know exactly what Trump meant by his statement, but... can I have some of those nuclear-level drugs?
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like there's a non-zero chance we develop some kind of bacteria that eats loads of CO² - because it's the only CC solution that would be feasible to scale up - then they end up eating too much of it and... we just get Snowpiercer instead 🙈
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Were there that many side effects? I know there's a bounch-back effect if you stop, that's worse than just doing nothing, but... assuming we don't stop until we've sorted our shit out, I mean. I think the price tag is estimated at something like $2billion/year which is an absolute steal 😬
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We live in an age of commerce, when the bourgeoisie have no scruples about trading in honour or conscience. There are also simpletons who out of stupidity or by force of habit defend views prevalent in certain bourgeois circles.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to believe that AI will push people to make art *weirder*. The only way to not be confused with a machine is to make something the algorithm couldn't anticipate
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ever since graduation 11 years ago, I've dreamed of working at a small indie studio making singleplayer games, and in the last few years, I've added a permanent position, secure financing and Unreal to that list of wants. And I got it all, after a single meeting. I CAN'T EVEN
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2026 has been - by far - the worst year of my life. I've been unemployed the whole time, and now... I was just offered my dream job! WHAT EVEN IS THIS YEAR 🫪
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not from the UK, but this is British culture to me ✊🇬🇧 (but no, I do not respect it)
Five brown turds delicately thrown in a pile, on a plate of brown mystery mush
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I put a mirror at 45 degrees so I could bounce the image from a projector onto the ceiling above my bed. It's pretty amazing, but... it's not a Circle Bed 🥲
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we used to be a proper country
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
but again, they'd just have to *promise* to build the library and then no one will flee into the future. Because if they did, they'd be caught and their escape attempt thwarted
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess some criminals would simply escape into the future, so the government would have to set up an ultra-permanent library of wanted posters, so no one within the next 10.000 years can escape the law through the future
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wait, could we stop all crime if we invented time machines? if the government simply *promises* one time machine to every criminal who goes back and undoes their crimes... then there won't ever be crime. The government would make the promise... and then crime rates fall 99% overnight
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if a time machine was invented, the justice system would just kinda stop working, right? if a person is suspected of a crime, but they can't be found guilty, how do you know that the suspect didn't buy a time machine in the future, go back and help himself destroy the most damning piece of evidence?
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
in the next batman they should give the jocker a big burly green beard
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When I die, I want a pair of giant hands to come down, pick me up, then twist me like a wet rag until I'm a dry little husk. I feel like this would be a powerful illustration of how much of the human body is just water. And blood.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AI execs in 2015: "Let's build AI, also, it's probably gonna kill us all." AI execs in 2023: "We need better AI, also, it's definitely gonna kill us all." AI execs in 2026: "We need to pause AI development. You're not gonna believe this, but... it's gonna kill us all."
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The kids are a̶l̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ alleft
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Linus Larsson @linuslarsson.se · 28/08/2026
Haha vad händer ens
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn. Så jävla bakvänt. Man tycker ju att det måste vara mycket billigare att odla själv isf. Har hört att det ska vara ganska enkelt (och olagligt såklart, så gör det inte)
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
look at this stupid little guy I met real big stick energy 💪
Picture of a brown dog (pitbull, maybe?) with its mouth open. The leash lies limp on top of its face and covers one eye. On the ground below the dog is a really big stick.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Scoob is long dead. Shaggy is sober and really into running; he divorced Velma years ago. Daphne is happily married with kids, and a big RFK/MAHA supporter. Velma works at the university and has a drinking problem; the divorce hit her hard, but she still sees Shaggy as a friend. Fred is on opioids.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know I can bite through flesh; What I want to know is, what is my actual bite strength? If I bite hard enough, will my teeth shatter?
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The son of an authoritarian asking another authoritarian to nuke a country is not the same as a refugee saying "Our lives are so bad, I wish somebody would end it all" The difference is that I trust refugees but I don't trust authoritarians. One is damaged, the other is evil. Hope that clears it up.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your framing is wrong; if you said "I wish someone would incinerate my whole country", I don't think "yeah, killing is cool and I wish all of you were dead". I think, "Damn, your country must be terrible to a point that I struggle to imagine. We should take that to heart and do what we can to help."
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What if you're so against US imperialism you've swallowed another country's propaganda instead?
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No, they always describe an alien experience where they are handheld through Pyongyang and every place they are shown is void of people. I personally know someone who did that through connections at the Swedish embassy and they described the exact same thing. Also, don't forget about Otto Warmbier.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fixad
Edit av samma bild, fast nu läser texten: "Det är inte rättvist att en hårt arbetande familj går till jobbet varje dag, medan grannen kan äga kapital och få mer pengar"
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vitkor arnell @vitkor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dags att bygga fler motorvägar genom Stockholm, förklarar CAR Sverige:
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Bygg fler stadsmotorvägar!
Vår igenkorkade Essingeleden är bara utnyttjad till 25%. Men att fylla bilarna är ingen bra idé. Vi behöver istället bygga fler motorvägsfiler, och framförallt fler motorvägar! Läs mer om vår valkamp...
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「 ky2 」 @kk-yy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Att Tidöpartierna fortsätter prata om Israel som om det vore några enskilda ministrar som var problemet är helt sinnessjukt.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The state isn't the people. I have no quarrel with the NK people. But hey, if it's such a lovely country, you know you can just go there, right? People famously go to North Korea and have a normal, good time.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is in Swedish, but you can translate it yourself. It's an article from 2013 talking about the upcoming (and very real) lecture, which I went to. ✨ i t h a p p e n e d ~ ! ✨ press.newsmachine.com/pressrelease...
press.newsmachine.com
Nordkoreansk människorättsaktivist föreläser på Södertörns högskola
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I never said I agreed, I simply echoed his words. I think it's an interesting opinion to have, and it's the only opinion in this thread voiced by an actual North Korean. It's an indictment on how bad at least some North Koreans have it
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How is that related? Yeah, the US prison system is fucked. North Korea is also fucked. Just because one is bad doesn't mean the other is good?
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can be against American imperialism *and* the DPRK
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh, sure - but I saw this guy's back. That wasn't a prosthetic he put on for a lecture at a small Swedish college. That was a back only a violation of human rights could make. Just because some people were paid to exaggerate doesn't mean the country isn't terrible.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I remember he said, he wished the West would nuke the whole country for humanitarian reasons. To him, that was more humane than the life he had lived in the camp.
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't know, man - I listened to a lecture by the only man to be born in a North Korean labor camp and escape. His back, thick as leather and covered in whip scars, did not lie. *His* opinions on North Korea were far worse than anything I've heard in the west 🤷
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Duckshow @duckshow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
drew an angry face many months ago, decided to make it a super saiyan elvis
Black-and-white drawing of Elvis flexing his massive muscles so hard that his sequin  jumpsuit explodes. His hair has turned white, and his skin illuminates the jumpsuit from within.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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