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Duchess of Ope

@duchessofope.bsky.social
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That one broad you know from twitter. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP. ABOLISH ICE.

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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ORRRRR, they could pay it out of their budget. Or pensions. I don’t understand why tax payers have to keep funding settlements for shitty cops. Who are essentially abusing the same tax payers.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been wondering that if most Americans weren’t so totally weird and puritanical about sex and sex education, would awful situations (like this poor woman being gang raped at Cornell) happen a lot less often?
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Those either/or fools can eat my whole ass. I will cheer for both teams until they meet each other in the playoffs.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In case you needed more reasons to think the death penalty needs to be abolished
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t even realize Pat Boone was still alive. Which means we can tell Mr Cultural Appropriation to fck all the way off
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really enjoyed Winston’s shtick off the field. Until I found out about his past abhorrent behavior. That’s a no for me, dawg 🤬
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I miss Margarita Bobby.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something remarkable is happening: James Talarico is running an expansively pro-immigrant campaign in Texas, a state Trump won by 14 points, speaking in Biblical terms about our duty to "the stranger." And it's resonating. That's seismic. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2160...
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In Texas, Something Seismic Is Happening—and It’s All Trump’s Fault
Thanks to the economy and ICE, Trump has lost Texas Latinos. And James Talarico is developing a humane pro-immigrant message that’s resonating—even in this ultra-Trumpy state.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And there is nothing particularly radical or even especially progressive about Talarico’s platform. He’s just closer to center than they are and actually seems to care about people. The horror!!!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All they have is being able to scare the shit out of republican voters here because the records of their time in office do not make them look good. They have run this state for 30 years and absolutely fcked it up. I want them to lose so badly that Ann Richards comes back to point and laugh at them
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe in you!!!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he sure it wasn’t because he himself is godawful and a corrupt criminal?
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Ken Paxton, G.O.P. Nominee in Texas, Privately Said Trump’s Convention Hurt Him
Ken Paxton, one of the party’s top Senate candidates and a Trump loyalist, said that “everybody’s numbers dropped” after the event, according to audio obtained by The Times.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember it crisply. Mostly because we were all excited about Beebe playing in the superb owl and being a graduate of my high school
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT IS TIME
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Gritty Flyers
ALT: Gritty Flyers
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I FINALLY got to watch the video of the hearing and dear lord, it was like watching Don Beebe run down Leon Lett in 1993, except Lett would have been suplexed and then somehow pile driven. (Also, Beebe and I graduated from the same high school)
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bold strategy Cotton
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you fcking kidding me right now, @cornelluniversity.bsky.social
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy “inexplicably over-entitled Leafs fans losing their shit on social media” season to all who celebrate
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attention #TeamSoup. I can’t make this quite yet, because it’s still close to 100° here every day but I present to you this recipe
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Spiced Pea Stew With Yogurt Recipe • 5★ (Gift Recipe)
Inspired by a warmly spiced Persian stew traditionally made with peas and tomatoes, this version allows the sweetness of the peas and the warmth of onions, ginger, cumin and turmeric to lead. It tops ...
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am once again putting this out there: I am willing to marry ANY Canadian citizen (male or female) for universal healthcare, less unhinged government, better access to ice hockey, and also so I can watch Yaga when it premieres on Crave next month.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Insulin, epi pens, certain types of cardiac meds, this happens all the time. It boggles my mind that insurance companies keep making it harder for people to get meds they need to NOT DIE
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty amazing how songs that suck shit stay in the sales charts for so long
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“A short chase ensued”? What kind of chase? It wasn’t on foot. He got side swiped by an unmarked vehicle driving aggressively while he was working. If he moved his car at all, it was probably to get out of traffic, you dipshits. Stop doing the heavy lifting of lies for ICE, NYT.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the Monday morning content I needed
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Bruce Lee's Martial Arts Bow
ALT: Bruce Lee's Martial Arts Bow
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I’m going to try out being a Habs fan this season. Allons-y baby!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing but love
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Friends: Ross & Rachel Conversation
ALT: Friends: Ross & Rachel Conversation
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go Birds? Sorry, you kinda left that door wide open. I had to.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s very magnanimous of you. Then again “nobody likes them, and they don’t care” 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#MOISTRIOT
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could try What 3 Words. I’m not sure how well it works in remote areas, but they started using it here in Austin and Travis County a few years ago.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sigh….tickets to a local band. All my friends are lame…
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am always thinking about soup in September, even when it’s 100°+ here 🥵🥺
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EHHHHHH @intothejunction.bsky.social a suggestion for soup szn I subbed in cubed sweet potato for chicken, used frozen corn and added fresh spinach. If you can find non-bakery section, jarred curry powder I would recommend. Or make your own garam masala.
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Coconut Chicken Curry With Tomatoes and Corn
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably to Binnington
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He didn’t share his post retirement plans in his announcement. I just assumed dumpster behind Imo’s, but the Purina Factory makes way more sense for him
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But somehow I can’t easily become rich for being good at a handful of things
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see Ryan Reaves is finally retiring to his dumpster behind an Imo’s in StL
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whaaaaaaat? No waaaaaay. Whistle-Blower: Federal Agents May Have Broken State Laws in Search for Voter Fraud www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u...
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Whistle-Blower: Federal Agents May Have Broken State Laws in Search For Voter Fraud
Agents expressed concern about being directed by top Homeland Security leaders to use private information to look up voter records in state databases.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really missed the Ghanaian funeral guys
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know Desus & Mero broke up professionally for good reasons, but fffffffffffck I miss that show.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m loyal to Fabuloso. Sorry.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Beanies and ween(ies)
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean it’s the very least a NYer would do.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly, I hope they get punched in the face by a New Yorker
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m glad that whether you’re a UT fan, liberal, conservative, a native or a transplant, we can all agree: Ted Cruz sucks
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Listen, I understand. I do. But my other option here (I live in Austin) is Ken Paxton. Who is a reprehensible man and honestly gives Trump a run for his money on corruption. And if we can flip the Senate seat this year, then there’s an even better chance of finally getting rid of Ted Cruz.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just saw this now but KU just dropped the elbow from the top rung on Mizzou.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saving that. It feels like soup outside at the moment
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