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Duchess of Ope

@duchessofope.bsky.social
238 followers 347 following 2.1K posts

That one broad you know from twitter. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP. ABOLISH ICE.

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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saving that. It feels like soup outside at the moment
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How do I break it to NYT that EVERYONE is in cardiac arrest before they die?
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When you check the temperature because it’s almost dog walking time at 8 pm CDT 🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy to report this is going super well for the media intern at the NHL over on Threads. LOL.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a doozy of a spam email. Chefs kiss
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucking FINALLY they did something useful and good
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Remember the days where we had fun and I was thin and hot and we didn’t know what a rotten org the Hawks were? Sigh….
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sorry, I can’t, I’m busy
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Note my Byfuglien shirsey
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Those were his exact words, and this was the picture he sent.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Like I’m sorry that your kit isn’t this 🔥🔥🔥🤷🏼‍♀️
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
RIP Rob Base
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
LOOK WHAT I FOUND EVERYONE. JUST IN TIME FOR THE WCF!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hero to the people @blazeweedman.bsky.social
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
See THIS is the kind of in depth hockey knowledge and analysis you can get from hockey’s favorite Noted Jerk™️
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m sure it’s already been said but NOOIIIICCCCEEEE #NICE
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I regret nothing
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
AYYYYYY were my medical/biblical joke people at???
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Absolutely getting back on my bullshit this evening with my homegirl
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Stolen from Fork on FB. I regret nothing when it comes to #TeamButts content.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
For me, yes. Because of Daddy Crosby. But I would posit that there have been far sexier hits leveled against both Chucklefucks. But they weren’t by this guy.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is 10 years old. WHYYYYY do I have to keep repeating this TEN YEARS LATER???
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
ATTN #TeamButts
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A friend of mine posted this in honor of Opening Day 💙🐻💙#ChicagoCubs #MLB
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Disrespectfully, the Athletic can GET IN THE SEA
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Can we just ban Emanuel?
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I cannot wait to watch my favorite psychopathic goalie turned coach, Patrick Roy
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This probably isn’t the job I think it is
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Is it Daddy Crosby time? I feel tingly in weird places!! 🫠 Yes, I also understand hockey. And hockey statistics.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Fcking hell, Cesar Chavez.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Friends, enemies, shes, hes,gays, queers, theys: This song is a certified BOP. Go. Enjoy it. Dance.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
WTF Austin. Nobody wants this.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
No shit Sherlock
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
How it started/How it’s going
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This ranks up there with this for me
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Raise hell, praise (comrade) Dale
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This would be fantastic. I’d look for them all the time
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
My friends @suesswassersee.bsky.social and @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social have already made a good poster
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Happy Birthday to hockey’s favorite Noted Jerk™️, @joeyerdon.bsky.social
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Actually I take that back. Me when Gretzky appears
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
USA USA USA
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just to boost @misterjayem.bsky.social
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Happy Olympics, and the real reason for the season: respectfully ogling hot foreigners.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As someone who spends ALMOST all their time working in Microsoft programs at work and someone who is moderate perv, I am sobbing with laughter at this. I regret nothing
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If I had to see this, you jagoffs do as well
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