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It’s gray, dreary, and rainy this morning in Chicago, which is how you can tell the Cubs are the only team that matters. Bet you it never rains in San Diego just because the Padres lose. Bastards.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18h

This is embarrassing. Not worth anyone's time.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22h

I wonder which one of these categories I fall in. Probably architecture.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wonder what Jason Kelce and his hat think of this game after "his" Eagles, whom he referred to as "we" all night, got Beared down upon on national TV and everyone saw it and is laughing at the entire city of Philadelphia go back to commercials, ass

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This sure ain't how I saw this game going.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Cardinals’ Alec Burleson leads MLB in RBI” sorry to hear to that. I’ll do my part by refusing to acknowledge it, let me know if there’s anything else I can do

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember that NFL referees are there to serve the league's gambling and other interests, not officiate the game accurately. Everything fits into place when viewed (accurately) through that lens.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is better than the years where the run differentials looked worse than this and the Cubs still managed to miss the playoffs, but… damn.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Take away Houston’s playoff spot. I assure you the AL West has no winners

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If the Cubs had played like that for another game or two this week, they’d get to fly back to Chicago right now, and not off to play a team that’s 20 over .500 at home versus purely middling on the road. Such is life.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well. That was a regular season of baseball. Games were indeed played. I have a lot - A LOT - of issues with Marquee but I will miss them over the national slop we’re guaranteed to get. Not you, “lifelong sports bettor” and president of Circa Sports. I won’t miss you, ever.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bregman starting the season as he did and still only missing out on 30 HRs by the margin of a broken face week is nothing short of amazing. Professional hitter.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wild how poorly the reporting was handled on Caleb’s injury. Lots of meaningful introspection to come, I’m sure.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Two of the funniest pages Bendis has ever written

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Washington activating a guy named Early on the penultimate day of the season is a good bit

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Cubs chose to end their season 2-4 (at best) and as such they chose to be eliminated on the road somewhere. Didn’t have to be like this. Could have gotten at least one series at Wrigley. Instead they’ll end the season losing to an inferior team in their inferior park somewhere.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A go-ahead double to the .656 OPS, you say?

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today, one of my teams found success, and a most foul, fetid, low IQ, hated foe that lays with livestock embarrassed themselves on a live national e-commerce stream. Who knows what tomorrow's fortunes could hold, but for now, let us rest.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pete Crow-Armstrong of the Chicago Cubs posting 45/40 en route to a historically valuable season as the National League Most Valuable Player is pretty god damn cool.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the Hawks playing the Blues is always funny because it’s the only other sport with a Chicago/St. Louis matchup, on account of that piss puddle of a city losing two franchises in the NBA AND two franchises in the NFL, a league that proudly touts a team in Green Bay, population 10, most of them barnya

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sometimes I feel bad for whatever sad 3rd place MVP finisher will be announced as a "finalist" alongside PCA and Ohtani. Textbook "thanks for coming, bye" business.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

oh they did all the fun things in the one game I couldn’t watch

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it’s so irritating when pitchers on the Marlins - the MARLINS - don’t let Pete get this stolen base out of the way. I can’t stress this enough - your franchise is a giant boil on the ass of history. Get the hell out of the way.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A doubleheader is unequivocally the wrong decision in the issue of the impending Boston weather, so it’s not at all surprising that it’s what MLB landed on. Schmucks.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

dirty POS cheating criminals

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ye gods look at that drone shot of Wrigley

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nothing like a low overcast lit from below by city lights. The champagne of night skies.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Credit to the rabbi today. Worked quickly, mixed up the pitch selection well

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"sources tell Netflix Sports" no. I refuse. Someone who doesn't work for "Netflix Sports" will need to report this.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

as a fan of Chicago-based teams, my current status is “eating chocolate chips straight out of the bag”

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The thing about the NFL is that we’ll all be better off when the entire piece of shit league burns to the ground and the remnants raise capital by selling tickets to spit on the ashes.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

goddamn snakes. goddamn fish.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All of the things that are not permitted to advertise to me continue to defy my direct orders and advertise to me AND I AM GOD DAMN SICK OF IT

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Have a nice flight home, Lane.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Kroger patches really drive home the origins of these jerseys as being some sort of failed giveaway or grocery store checkout line-ass clothing item.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just saw a TV commercial for a comic book. Can’t quite remember the last time I saw that.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Need to point out that Jake Butt is doing commentary on a game featuring Carver Cheeks

Image of back of Carver Cheeks with
COMMENTATORS
JEFF LEVERING
JAKE BUTT
BROOKE FLETCHER
MIKE PEREIRA

Jake Butt in jersey screenshot side by side with two UTEP players named CHEEKS

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Carver Cheeks, more like puckered cheeks in Ann Arbor

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I see people debating "AL MVP" and I was unaware that was even a real award, I thought it was just a sponsored product of some sort.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the Cubs simply do not have the space to be struggling this badly against a team as bad as the Reds. If they can’t beat the Reds then Wrigley does not get to host playoff baseball. It’s that simple. Wake the hell up or just admit that it’s not happening and stop wasting everyone else’s time.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bregman’s racehorse winning after PCA gave it an in-person pep talk is incredibly funny.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There’s guilt and then there’s “the months-old restaurant on the corner that I’ve been meaning to try already has a ‘for lease’ sign in the window.”

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

if Batman is at the Cubs game, who is protecting Gotham City?

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