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Dave Suess

@dsuess.bsky.social
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writer/ballroom dancer/ex-rocket-scientist. Born/annealed in North Dakota; in L.A. for decades-long summer.

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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not your $2000/year carwash budget item, either. Classic red would hide bloodstains, cut the carwash budget it half.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perhaps mistaken for an overly-modest Scotsman.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Before I see your list, let me just call you an idiot and a genius.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bishop.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People don't get irony in book titles. That's why my novel "Not Worth Reading" fared so poorly.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From 1979, a look at a car-less L.A. And the Beach Boys sing; opening credits of "Americathon." www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaFY...
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Americathon - Beach Boys - Opening Credits
YouTube video by TheMagnificentTrorb
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout out to the ND license plate.
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The USS Donald Trump will be a gravy boat
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bavarian villages, Unterguntergliebenglaubengloben and Oberguntergliebenglaubengloben. Picaresque.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was the internet sad/gloomy/blue/depressed/low or just broken/inoperative/unresponsive/disconnected/inaccessible?
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me a month ago: Don’t follow the sport. Never heard of any of these guys—well maybe the one with the easy to remember name, Harry Kane. Me today: Can you believe Tuchel didn’t play Saka against Argentina? The course of world history could have been different! Also, how under-appreciated is Olise…
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A better measure is gallons/day. Zero is too little, two is too much.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Soybeans. (I'm from North Dakota.)
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Or hope. (But, more likely, evildoings.)
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Harbingers.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Watch Bowie watching Lennox. He's so fucking happy.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
To save the protest, it was necessary to destroy it. Retro.
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My sheets aren't just fitted, they're tailored.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I will not adore the BBC again until they stop insisting on using "Nasa" instead of "NASA." Or until they refer to themselves as the Bbc.
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Physics @physics.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Maxwell's equations are of great generality. They apply to all charge and current densities, whether static or time-dependent. Together, they describe the dynamical behaviour of the electromagnetic field. 1)∇.D = ρ 2)∇.B = 0 3)∇xE = -∂B/∂t 4)∇xH = J +∂D/∂t
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“The fact is you cannot be intelligent merely by choosing your opinions. The intelligent man is not the man who holds such-and-such views but the man who has sound reasons for what he believes and yet does not believe it dogmatically.” ― Bertrand Russell
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“Books are patient where we are slow to understand, allow us to go over the hard parts as many times as we wish, and are never critical of our lapses. Books are key to understanding the world and participating in a democratic society.” — Carl Sagan
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/04/2026
For several hours, confusion reigned.
For several hours, confusion reigned.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
An Iranian embassy is now trolling the Trump administration over Kegsbreath’s purge of US military leadership in the middle of a war. That’s where we are.
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Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“Come away, O human child! To the waters and the wild With a faery, hand in hand, For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.” ― William Butler Yeats
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Shout out to a company from my native North Dakota, Melroe, y'know.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bit of a "bishop," though. Sláinte!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The price of gas is so high the Bloods and the Crips are rollin' together.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Physics @physics.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer Discussing Theory of Matter with Albert Einstein at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, New Jersey, 1947.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Getting old is great! Being old, not so much.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?
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Kenneth Brandt @kennethbrandt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As a native N. Dakotan, I am compelled to periodically state that Kristi Noem is from South Dakota.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"It's clear that there's a rampant dumbing down in progress in which not knowing things is considered a virtue. I don't throw my hands up in despair, but I do try to indicate that it's a very serious problem." — Carl Sagan
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tomorrow, Jack Smith will testify publicly on all the evidence he collected and why Donald Trump was lawfully indicted. Everyone should watch.
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 12/01/2026
#lestweforget
Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes ... Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.
Women return from shopping to find their houses sealed, their families gone.
Anne Frank - WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1943
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It's like a Bizarro World version of Norman Rockwell's painting of six-year-old Ruby Bridges getting escorted past racists by federal marshals.
A small child being escorted by much larger federal agents, but this time it's not Greg Bovino
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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Trump is responsible for all of it.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you want to make yourself dangerously unpopular, revisit the 1967 USS Liberty sinking, when a favored nation strafed our lifeboats.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
So only one new shovel every year instead of two.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
You misspelled "literarily." :-)
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims they didn't realize they'd just invented Socialism for undocumented refugee immigrants. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 25/11/2025
Our auction comes to a close tonight at 11:59pm! And if you’re unable to bid on any items but would still like to donate directly to a public media station in need, you can at JohnOliversJunk.com! Thank you all for a wonderful season, we’ll see you in February!
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Gotta have The Constitution, now, right now!
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Map of searches for pecan pie versus lefse.
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Dave Suess @dsuess.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
[But isn't it ugly to think so? -- hail, Hem]
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