ALT: Dandris Smells Stinky Fingers

ALT: Yeah Right

ALT: You Dirty Old Man

ALT: Chinese Boy with Extremely Thick Myodisc Glasses

ALT: Lubricant Application Procedure

Create a London Underground style roundel with your own text. The red ring, blue bar, and white lettering keep the measured proportions of the original sign, and each color can be changed so you can put your own spin on it.