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@yanny.bsky.social
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My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing. Not north enough & permanently furious about it.

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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 7h
I wrestle with feeling good enough. Lots of us do & so I hope you understand that this is a win. Just opened such a haul of skincare I bought but stashed & kind of didn’t want to open coz was such a treat. I just did. The lot. New skincare regime investigated & actioned. And fuck it I am worth it.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t watch it so I’m fully out. I don’t watch Bake Off either. Billy no BlueSky Mates.
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Sleepy Chihuahua Wrapped in Blanket
ALT: Sleepy Chihuahua Wrapped in Blanket
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 11h
What a fantastic barre class. I regret nothing. Now shovelling home made miso & marmite danish ryebread topped with tuna, capers & olives down me neck.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 13h
I’m a morning gym person but due to my fucked hand all the things I like to do in the gym are halted & so out of routine & as a result I’m at gym tonight 5:10 & I could murder the dumb person who decided that was a good idea.
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
ALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 14h
I swear to god I’d bring back hanging for the Chief Grifters & Liars Gang responsible for Brexit.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 17h
NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR HUMAN CARERS LOLZ
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 17h
Well 😐 #SUESUESUE
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 17h
It’s raining.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 17h
Cannot stand Giles Brandreth. He’s the Paul Burrell of Luvvies. Loves the sound of his own fucking voice. And money.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 17h
Sleep score was 89 yday & 91 last night & I’ve bimbled round garden for first time in ages & put a chair out to sit in autumnal sun pre gym later. Im eating a salad & appt for frozen hand tomorrow & things feel nice in my corner of the world today.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 21h
Did you watch that brilliant American series Platonic? Remember in it she had a friend that did a podcast ‘Boss Lady’ & she cultivated this dreadful babylike, supplicant, questioning voice …this lass on #Today #Radio4 has it now & I hear it creeping in. It’s SO annoying.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 21h
Can’t even lethally inject someone a 3rd time because of #woke.
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Alice Sheppard @penguingalaxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello and welcome to the greasy breakfast hotline! To hear our menu, press the hash brown key ...
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think too hard about what can happen when you fly….you’d never fly. Never. Well I wouldn’t.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching this & a month today I’ll have seen it. Oh my days. #TheBayeuxTapestry
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I listen to that #AndyBurnham speech I almost can’t believe we listened to Cameron & CUNT Johnson talking about people struggling & NHS & social care costs WHAT WERE WE THINKING. WHAT WOULD OR COULD THEY KNOW? We must’ve been delulu thinking they’d know a thing with their privileged lives.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have just watched @channel4news.bsky.social & got teary at @andyburnham.bsky.social. Break things, argue, hold the fucking line & push push push. We need this.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I still find it hard to process that Andy Burnham is our PM. He sort of just appeared and walked into 10 Downing St. But that conference speech was outstanding. Authentic, principled, focused, passionate and deeply moving. These are the qualities required to fight Farage's populist insurgency.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I particularly want to say FUCK BORIS JOHNSON. He was gonna sort this out. And guess what? That lazy slop bucket of a human did fuck all.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t take any more GOOD NEWS.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re all showing off about the weather & it’s wick here. Shurrup.
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it is very good that the PM is being so publicly vulnerable about grieving his father. That is also a form of leadership
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take that you grifters, you nimby’s, you bitter racists, you Brexit liars, you miserable auld sods & Farage. Fuck you all. I’m convinced - I wasn’t even only yesterday - I’m convinced he can do STUFF. And we need that conviction. Amazing #AndyBurnham
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking hell I just teared up.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can he do it? Can he? I dunno who *they* are but they never allow tinkering around the edges but fuck the triple lock & something’s got to give. Is this…a creeping moment of positivity? It has to be @andyburnham.bsky.social
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cannot stop watching the #Madonna vids from the #VMA appearance last night. Honestly go look. She’s had some sort of spine compression or summat. All kinds of wrong.
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaking: Further photo released from RAF Fairford. Police are still determining if there is a painted sign at the side of the road nearby that drew the gang in.
FUCK
SHED
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh go & daub some Disney you absolute parcel.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My Seventh Circle Of Hell.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gambling is like a fucking conveyor belt to suicide city. Makes me fucking sick.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hang on. Am I getting *lads on laffs & japes sparking a security incident* vibes? And Trump had his eyes on them for ages?
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think #SimonReeves is one of the most watchable figures on TV. I do pay my licence fee & god knows there’s tons to be genuinely unhappy with on the #BBC but that #Wildermess programme is fantastic. Just watched the Papua one about the Tenkile & my spirits are lifted.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence is such a beautiful melancholic piece @6music.bsky.social
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A @nigelslater.bsky.social mushroom & lentil soup on the go. I adore lentils & this recipe is such a boost today. Having said that, I was given foraged mushrooms that were blue inside & on rinsing instantly turned water blue so after much consternation….binned. Not worth the risk.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone else feel like terrorism, NHS, really big stuff like fragile food chains, social care ALL OF IT just gets swallowed up by ‘no brown people here’. I despair.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
+ hand still in numb / pins & needles territory so judge all you want but tmrw my health co. being called & I’ll pay for whatever I need. Cortisone injections…whatever. It’s my left hand & if my right I’d be fucked as no feeling at all. Couldn’t work mouse or type. Guess this dims my positivity too.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So low today. Worries working way back in with a 4am start. Missing a family funeral this week coz I’ve to attend something at work I cannot miss + a Drs appt & this subsidence insurance still not over the line with minutiae but important technical quibbles. This worries me greatly
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My sister just messaged: Saturn visible under the moon to the left….& it is! Grab binoculars& there ya go. 🪐
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have this dream: that a planned Johnson come back would fail & this is the one thing that would unite the UK. Even his supporters know the Boris Wave crucified them & us normal people sensed he was cunt & we were proved right. It’s a hope.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watched an utterly shite film instead. The End Of Oak St. What total crap. Goodnight.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s your legacy Johnson? Brexit. Total collapse of trust in politics. And this. The small boats symbolise your dishonesty and your failure. You’re responsible for nothing but damage. Not one good thing. Not one proud moment. You’re forever a shameful disgrace who threw his own mandate in the bin.
Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson
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It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate from the people. He has no real ideas, and no plan.
BORIS JOHNSON: UK is defenceless against migrants without...
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next up #love.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Off to watch the #Bourdain film with great caution coz I FUCKEN adored him. I dunno…feels a bit crass to watch it but we’ll see. Loved & lost & was totally gutted at Prince & him going. Honestly cried at both.
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my favourites #BadBadNotGood
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
& another fave
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
& another dance?
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kitchen dancing pre steaks. Are yer dancing?
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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I actually love my early autumnal garden vibes 😍
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