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scrimp, patron saint of flesh-based intimacy

@drshrimpesquire.bsky.social
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(aspiring) writer and poet, lover (not a fighter), annoying agnostic deist, believer of radical mediocrity the he and him and the it ones entirely nonhuman, canine 🐾

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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
you'll never turn me in to a marketable plushie
Plush dog holding up two middle fingers with the text "unmarketable plushie"
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WhiteLeonard 🎃 @whiteleonard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
En Svensk Tiger! 🤫🏆🇸🇪⚽️
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BB "Juniper" Abaddon @juniedreamcast.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i will not stand for "larp" becoming the new "poser". there is nothing in this world that requires more genuine unbridled passion in the face of people calling you a total nerd than live-action roleplay
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killermetalwolf @kmwolf1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have legit been perma-tripping since I smoked the hantavirus
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killermetalwolf @kmwolf1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Crazy theory: he’s not okay
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killermetalwolf @kmwolf1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Finally figured out why my neighbor sits in his garage 12 hours a day. He’s smoking
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scrimp, patron saint of flesh-based intimacy @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
suckling on the teat of the mother diet coke
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today is June 3rd, the start of Phineas and Ferb's summer vacation.
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Butterflies Katz ⓥ @butterflieskatz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Seattle Street Artist’s mural Tribute to Alex Pretti; veteran nurse killed by Border Patrol officers #StreetArt #mural #AlexPretti #tribute
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sickos Selection #4 ❗ Another stupendously good collection of smut from 25 artists containing hundreds of pages of comics, art & prose for DIRT CHEAP. I have Forest Wedding in the bundle, a short porn comic about an arranged marriage between a human and a forest giant ❤️‍🔥 itch.io/b/3687/sicko...
a black & pink promo for Sickos Selection illustrated by the talented @gchoule below which the names of the Sickos Selection #4 contributors are lined upCover image of my short porn comic Forest Wedding. Framed in a dark violet & blue silhouette against a light teal background, a short human is offering a wreath of flowers to a tall, proud forest giant woman.
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kaim🫯 @kaimti.me · 16/05/2026
I’m cryinggggg ahhhhhh ;;;;;
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Bottlerocket is at work @bottlerocket.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
gofund.me/8092e0804 Heya, so were in a bit of a financial pickle as we move into the final stages of moving out and as a result we may need a bit of support to ensure we can pull this off. Any and all support helps!
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Donate to Help us move into our new home in Pittsburgh, organized by Lucie Cartwright
Hello! Currently, my partners and I are moving into a new space in Pitts… Lucie Cartwright needs your support for Help us move into our new home in Pittsburgh
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Stop calling posers “larpers”. Larping is a FUN activity you play with friends. Trying to use it as an insulting term makes you sound dumb. You literally have an actual word for a lame person pretending. POSER. Say it with me, class. PO•SER.
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🎃jerboteez🌾 @jerboteez.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
dj raveon 🎵🌈 #jolteon #art #furry #furryart
a dj jolteon (dj raveon) wearing a collar, a rainbow arm warmer, rainbow kandi and headphones plays music from a laptop and synth setup with two speakers behind him
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Well... happy James Delingpole’s Search History Day to all who celebrate
Screenshot of Delingpole’s tweet from 15 May 2017 which consists solely of the words “Pictures of dogs having sex”
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Sven Wesker 🔜MFF, FC 2027 (Comm Slots: 3/8) @svenwesker.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Everyone, please file help tickets to Kickstarter in regards to them banning adult content, THIS is what will get their attention. The project Im working on might get affected by this so please help out with getting Kickstarter to back off of that decision to not only help me but other creatives too
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
With management policies increasingly allowing more killing of wolves, these combined pressures may continue to push already vulnerable populations even lower.
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
goals
a wolf writing in a notepad
notepad reads:
"goals:
hang out
hold it closely and tenderly in my heart
yearly reinvention
survive
make fursuit
love again
draw forever
get over it
make life the con"
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DESIGNATED THRIVER ⛓️ @nonstoppup.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
GETTING SENTIMENTAL, BUT AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE ALL GONE THROUGH, AND EVEN HOW MUCH THE FANDOM HAS ENDURED, IT IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE HOW FAR WE HAVE COME. FROM HIDING, OR BEING ALONE, TO THIS. WE ARE TOGETHER FILLING THIS MASSIVE PLACE. ITS PURE MAGIC. ILL NEVER TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. EVER
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Conan The Shiny @shinyconan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feeling blue this weekend? Woof~ 🐾 Latex suit 👔 @mk2020.bsky.social
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aya doggie Θ∆ @puppyywife.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
transmasc wrestling last night was SO much fun
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Press “E” to bridal carry @seanthebat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
twink bat wearing pink today! waking up and wigglingggg. day 1 here we gooo!~🥰✨🦇 #FWA26
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scrimp, patron saint of flesh-based intimacy @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
FWA time
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
bestie: where are you getting your colonoscopy done? me: in my butthole
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"callout post on-" me:
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Mrs. Holly The Fox @hollyfox.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways
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ash/lobo!! 🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.art · 26/02/2026
helpful infographic for the chronically online
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Brymo @brymo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Razz does his best jungle cat impression #Caturday
An orange cat peers out from a jasmine bush
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So it turns out paying people a living wage doesn’t collapse the economy; it’s almost like the rich have been lying to us to maintain their power over our lives.
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Despite Apocalyptic Warnings, California Fast Food Wage Hike Didn’t Kill Jobs
UC Berkeley study finds employment held steady — and only pennies were added to menu prices.
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russelbuck 🐶 🎶 ✨ @russelbuck.com · 11/04/2026
My fave party at LVFC!!! LEGENDARY MOMENT when @nonstoppup.bsky.social dropped @4kcarpet.bsky.social into @frizk.bsky.social ( @draz.bsky.social REMIX!!!) A good chunk of FURRY MUSIC inhabited this room 😭💗
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Look at that smile at the end. Dolly Parton is like a whole new dog ❤️
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
With this cute face, he’s actually the strongest
A black-and-white cat sitting on the floor, looking at the camera
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/03/2026
death before detransition, as it always is
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ANPERSAND 🎼⭕️ @anpersand.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Seeing them side by side is so awesomeee I love both so much but the forms in da newest one are so well done i lov i love
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🚨The AZ Senate is scheduled to vote on HB 2787 today. The bill seeks to nullify the federal Mexican gray wolf reintroduction program in the state and prevent state employees from advancing Mexican wolf recovery efforts. Call your state senator NOW and urge them to VOTE NO!
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Gary Erskine @garyerskine.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Go science! Go art! #steam #stem
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 08/04/2026
y'all miss this freak or what
PB the orange cat in .5 lense looking like a grumpy old man
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scrimp, patron saint of flesh-based intimacy @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Profile picture redraw after a couple years. My boy Felix gets an upgrade!
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.
photo of fluffy white dog with pink blossoming trees behind them. text below reads: You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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finch ⚔️ @muttjunk.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
CALL FOR ART‼️ Are you a furry and/or otherkin? Is your art abnormal, abstract, avant-garde, or otherwise profound and unique? Introducing NOUMENA: An An Abstract & Post-Contemporary Furry Art Zine! Entry submissions for the first issue via the form link below ⤵
A black lineart drawing resembling a triangular animal head made of multiple geometric shapes, surrounded by overlapping rectangles and circles. The text reading "NOUMENA" intertwines itself with the animal head. Issue #001 is written at the bottom.
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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It is National Burrito Day AND National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Two of Affirmation Coyote's favorite human foods to find dropped half-eaten. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/april/nation...
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slices of bread are lined up in a grid on a table
ALT: slices of bread are lined up in a grid on a table
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 02/04/2026
What the ant experiences as cosmic horror, the entomologist experiences as dramatic irony.
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twist @twist.dog · 30/03/2026
(com)
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Carrie @lkd98.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Please remember that dandelions are not truly weeds. They are the bees first meal in the spring. Grow and protect the dandelions, save the bees and you save the world. ✌🏻🥰
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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
shock
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Faux-old poster with fold marks. Postal Mascot Mr. Zip holds up a letter. Text reads: The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business! (Just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit... Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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kilometers @foxpaw.io · 23/03/2026
Cheers to National Coyote Day and all the yotes in the world! 🥃 Art by @capycorn.bsky.social
Coyote enjoying an old fashioned
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