ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 1hPB walking in probably: "möther... what's different" me: "i just vacuumed" PB prob: "no that's not it" me: "i scooped your litterbox too..." PB prob: "no, no there must be a new evil in the room i sense it" me: "the floor's clean...your mouse is out again for u" PB prob: "demons..." 1192
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 4hhey man slow down there’s age regressors in this neighborhood 514232
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 3hjust reviewing my employed vs unemployed self i can't find the light in my eyes in either one tbh 1150
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 4henya could have never made "only time" today and that's why we r all failing 190
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 30/09/2026american horror story season 13: what if the number 13 was really scary 2130
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 30/09/2026the fall crickets have better opinions on things than the summer ones 0121
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 29/09/2026can't believe trader joes expects me, just a girl, to consume 6 bagels in 3 days before molding 2200
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 28/09/2026it's so insane 2 me that my cat knows how 2 weaponize his bad breath 070
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me 472461180
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 24/09/2026the impression that i get by mighty mighty bosstones and smack a bitch by rico nasty r the same song 160
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔda da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/09/2026kidrew dropped a singular teddy graham in the couch 4604
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 19/09/2026conversation with my dad: dad: "are you old enough 2 remember when everything closed on sundays?" me: "not really, just the liquor stores closing early" dad: "what?" me: "the liquor store" dad: "the what???" me: "the packie" dad "oh..ya" 070
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A Gentleman Loses His Monocle grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/76/#c... 69715
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 190103423304
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔcosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026fetch me the fungus that oozes strawberry syrup 0797
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 15/09/2026flushing the toilet as an act of rebellion 2 the plumbers who have been working on the downstairs apt for 3 weeks 070
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 15/09/2026a lot of the times i have a post 2 post and then i head over here and forget it what's up w that 070
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 14/09/2026every single night i pray that my tits r sittin right moulin rouge my corset is so tight babygirl in control i feel like nicole ⋆。°✩music.youtube.comADÉLA - Nicole KidmanYouTube video by AdelaMusicVEVO 050
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 14/09/2026bodies creating new moles and just putting them somewhere without my consent is pretty effed up imo 090
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 12/09/2026i can never learn 2 drive bc then how would i check out every dog 090
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 12/09/2026i like when people try 2 make heart hands but they end up just making horizontal egg hands instead 170
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 07/09/2026they should put guinea pig style water bottles in the shower bc of how thirsty the shower makes u 1220
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 04/09/2026i'm cleaning my bong of all the disappointment inside of it i think that's influencial 1210
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/09/2026anxiety will have you googling things like "am i using a vending machine right" 39012
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 27/08/2026harry styles looks like a finance bro who was given a microphone and a bag of molly and was told to go to madison square garden and perform whatever he likes 1111
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 27/08/2026if my next job has email bullshit i'm not holding back with saying lol after every sentence it's my emotional support lol 0160
Reposted by ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 27/08/2026government issued john pork phone 0252
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026"i've still never seen rockor horry picture show" -mr gravy 1100
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026i wouldn't be the *last* bird in the flock but i wouldn't be in the middle where it's crowded or the front leading them but somewhere in between last and middle 1120
ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026i used 2 not be able 2 even walk by the It VHS cover in the video store without being terrified but look at me now tim shout out tim good job tim 090