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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ

@cl.own.baby
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it's like a baby it's like a clown that is a baby mdni pls it's bc i don't like u .。*゚+.*.。

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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 1h
PB walking in probably: "möther... what's different" me: "i just vacuumed" PB prob: "no that's not it" me: "i scooped your litterbox too..." PB prob: "no, no there must be a new evil in the room i sense it" me: "the floor's clean...your mouse is out again for u" PB prob: "demons..."
a very uncertain orange cat named PB doing an inspection of the bedroom after I cleaned
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 4h
hey man slow down there’s age regressors in this neighborhood
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 3h
*tiktok voiceover lady loudly from the skies above* piss :D
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 3h
just reviewing my employed vs unemployed self i can't find the light in my eyes in either one tbh
me with purple hair and a jobme with faded red hair a purple hoodie and no job
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 4h
Booking some time in the screaming booth
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 4h
enya could have never made "only time" today and that's why we r all failing
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 30/09/2026
american horror story season 13: what if the number 13 was really scary
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 30/09/2026
the fall crickets have better opinions on things than the summer ones
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 29/09/2026
can't believe trader joes expects me, just a girl, to consume 6 bagels in 3 days before molding
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 28/09/2026
it's so insane 2 me that my cat knows how 2 weaponize his bad breath
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 27/09/2026
yes gawrshhh - goofy (slayyyter cover)
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 24/09/2026
the impression that i get by mighty mighty bosstones and smack a bitch by rico nasty r the same song
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 24/09/2026
cuchi cuchi out the door with ur bags
bags by clairo but it's a picture of charo
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/09/2026
kidrew dropped a singular teddy graham in the couch
Dante the Weim with his head buried in the couch
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
peas
A duck and a goose dressed in fancy hats hold glasses full of peas and water. Duck: Cheers, darling. Goose: Indeed. They then gobble the peas like actual ducks/geese. Pen and watercolor.
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 19/09/2026
conversation with my dad: dad: "are you old enough 2 remember when everything closed on sundays?" me: "not really, just the liquor stores closing early" dad: "what?" me: "the liquor store" dad: "the what???" me: "the packie" dad "oh..ya"
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 19/09/2026
6 guns r my family
6 guns are my family
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 19/09/2026
why is every icon blue
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 18/09/2026
a farmer for the whole world to love stock photo
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Gentleman Loses His Monocle grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/76/#c...
WEB PAGE: Forumula:
OhNoPenelope: just fyi, i know the woman (yes) behind the gentleman agriculturalist. she brags about it all over town. like i'm just barely an acquaintance of hers and even I know.
dancingsorceress:
That's a lie. I've spoken to The Gentleman on many an occasion. This "woman" just has tons of photos of the same man?
OhNoPenelope:
ever hear of stock photos? she does and it's well known in my area.
dancingsorceress:
I usually avoid talking about this because of the jealousy, etc that it inspires in others, but The Gentleman and I have been carrying on for quite some time... I think I would know if he were lying.
OhNoPenelope:
let me guess. it's been "a bad year for legumes" and he needs to repair his tractor, if he could only get $600. honey bunch have you even researched the growing conditions for legumes.

Grassy searches for, attractive farmer, bringing up a picture of a woman holding a purple cauliflower.
He searches, handsome farmer stock photo, bringing up a picture of a kindly bald man on a farm.
He takes a breath, closing his eyes, then searches, a farmer for the whole world to love, bringing up a photo of the so-called Gentleman Agriculturalist, watermarked with the logo, Hunk Photo.
Grassy adopts a furious expression.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fetch me the fungus that oozes strawberry syrup
devil's tooth fungus
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 15/09/2026
flushing the toilet as an act of rebellion 2 the plumbers who have been working on the downstairs apt for 3 weeks
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 15/09/2026
a lot of the times i have a post 2 post and then i head over here and forget it what's up w that
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 15/09/2026
hi
selfie thing
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 14/09/2026
every single night i pray that my tits r sittin right moulin rouge my corset is so tight babygirl in control i feel like nicole ⋆。°✩
music.youtube.com
ADÉLA - Nicole Kidman
YouTube video by AdelaMusicVEVO
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 14/09/2026
bodies creating new moles and just putting them somewhere without my consent is pretty effed up imo
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 14/09/2026
just dippin a lil bit
mostly dark with the silhouette of PB the orange cat and a block of sun on the carpet, his paw and tail tip are just barely in the sun
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 12/09/2026
pumpkins out the day after 9/11 is a bad investment
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 12/09/2026
i can never learn 2 drive bc then how would i check out every dog
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 12/09/2026
i like when people try 2 make heart hands but they end up just making horizontal egg hands instead
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 10/09/2026
they should make a phone that fucking kills u
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 10/09/2026
a phone in the shape of a cootie catcher
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 07/09/2026
they should put guinea pig style water bottles in the shower bc of how thirsty the shower makes u
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 07/09/2026
nathan fielder woke up that means i have to 2
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 04/09/2026
i'm cleaning my bong of all the disappointment inside of it i think that's influencial
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/09/2026
anxiety will have you googling things like "am i using a vending machine right"
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 01/09/2026
super massachusetts black hole
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 01/09/2026
happy tinyjims day 2 all who celebrate (⁠ノ⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠)⁠ノ
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 01/09/2026
rip animated text ur a queen 2 me 4ever
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 29/08/2026
researching things
Google search: when dogs walk through the graveyards can they smell the dead people
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 27/08/2026
we have chino moreno at home
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 27/08/2026
harry styles looks like a finance bro who was given a microphone and a bag of molly and was told to go to madison square garden and perform whatever he likes
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 27/08/2026
if my next job has email bullshit i'm not holding back with saying lol after every sentence it's my emotional support lol
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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 27/08/2026
government issued john pork phone
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026
"i've still never seen rockor horry picture show" -mr gravy
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026
shout out clown uncle
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026
i wouldn't be the *last* bird in the flock but i wouldn't be in the middle where it's crowded or the front leading them but somewhere in between last and middle
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby · 26/08/2026
i used 2 not be able 2 even walk by the It VHS cover in the video store without being terrified but look at me now tim shout out tim good job tim
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