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Dr. JMAC!

@drjmac.bsky.social
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The internet’s most beloved shrink

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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 18h
Everyone’s gotta stop talking about AI being scary. It’s not, not in the real world. It’s not going to invent terminators or turn us into batteries. It’s way too dumb for that, because it’s being invented by guys too rich to realize they’re actually morons.
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llama @alffansofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have skimmed your milk. Pray I do not skim it further
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jurassic Park: When You Gotta Go
ALT: Jurassic Park: When You Gotta Go
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to sell Canada, America’s cheerful, friendly hat for the last 200 years, as a “terrible country” and hellhole is gonna be a hard mountain to climb, Donald
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 28/09/2026
More than 500 voters submitted their ballots for The Best TV Shows of the 21st Century. Now it’s your turn. Voting ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. EDT. nyti.ms/4ykKDWX
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The Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: You Decide
More than 500 notable TV stars, showrunners and other experts voted for the best shows of the century. Now it’s your turn.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Resident Evil was good. Too spooky for me personally in the first half. Really cool monster design work. The Thing-esque.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the power button
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/MAhCpAS2AwA?...
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Anchorman Afternoon Delight
YouTube video by jamvideoproductions1
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you try to blow up the place the bombs are deploying from in a war, that’s not terrorism it’s guerrilla warfare
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 90s are back, baby!
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mother heard that dogs enjoy the Netflix cartoon about seals so she put it on for Jacques. He did pay it a lot more attention than he normally gives the TV, but not enough to not investigate what’s up in the kitchen
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because I am a good husband, in addition to my guitar project this weekend I also changed the sheets, cleaned the bathrooms and kitchen, and installed pulls on all of the kitchen cabinets and drawers
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Hitting play on Thor 2) I don’t remember anything about this one. I think there might’ve been elves? Anthony Hopkins: in the beginning there was only darkness…and elves
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m finally trying one of the restaurants from my list of Atlanta’s best that I’m working through. This place is only open 10pm-2am so I’ve had to wait for the right circumstances to make it happen. So far, it was not worth the hassle :/
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching these first round MCU movies again, it’s funny seeing the Paramount logo start the first Iron Man, Thor, & Captain America, before Disney apparently remembered, “oh, right, we’re Disney, we can make and distribute movies on our own, we do it all the time”
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alberta found out you moved in
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a bizarre thing to get yourself arrested for
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ordered a $130 guitar building (“building”) kit off Temu because my curiosity got the better of me. It came today.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ordered a $130 guitar building (“building”) kit off Temu because my curiosity got the better of me. It came today.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The man just wants his bird
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Upon rewatch for the first time in a very long time, Iron Man…is fine.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hitting play on Iron Man, suddenly feeling very old upon being reminded that it was released in 2008. Children conceived in the afterglow of the successful launch of the MCU will be graduating high school this year
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On my way to work I passed a guy painting a fence. It’s raining. Actively raining, water is falling from the sky. Brother, you’ve got a fundamental problem here.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading this made me have a seizure
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well this is terrible and demented
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I solved the Thursday 9/24/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 9:14!
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yo, dawg, putting out a teaser for a movie 2 years away is duuuuuumb
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nerd Alert
ALT: Nerd Alert
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was hating on Gavin Newsome before it was cool, and it feels good to be shown I was right to do it
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The new mailman trucks look silly. They look like cartoon cars.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I long to be Mr. Autumn Man but unfortunately I live in Georgia and can’t wear a sweater safely until late October
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Jimski @jimski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somehow, I found myself thinking about what George Carlin would have done upon encountering the phrase "unalive myself." I don't think TikTok algorithmic slang would've gone over with George.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I solved the Tuesday 9/22/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 7:26!
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is it possible Dr. Oz passed medical school while being this stupid?
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up?
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My iPhone was supposed to be delivered Friday. I’m beginning to think FedEx has lost or stolen my iPhone.
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m playing with a laser cutter. It’s good for my health!
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I solved the Monday 9/21/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 8:25!
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know if there’s an “official” cultural more about this, but my personal ethical code is that if a waiter comps you a dish without it being replaced with something else you should add what you would have paid for that dish to their tip
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does this mean I can start charging double?
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, hey, update…
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Dr. JMAC! @drjmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s finally starting to cool down a little, thank God
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
RFK Jr text bubble meme
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