jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this clip is a perfect loop, so hit play and leave this on for a few hours so J can inspire you to always feed that internal in us because that why is gonna define you 050
Reposted by jeb hausjeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025🎶 You say BJ I say blowjay You say give brain I say get dome Sloppy, toppy Slurpin, salami Let’s suck each other off 1203
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026yeah he probably got some gold fillings in there worth a couple bucks 010
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐈𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 @onthisdayinhistory 11 September // Look… I know what day it is, but I can’t just post about that every year 051
Reposted by jeb hausjeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today’s the first day of No Beat Kirktemper. I am taking the pledge not to masturbate for the rest of the month, in honor of Charlie who no longer can 🫡😭🦅 040
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026MATRIX FACT #219, September 4th 2026: The word "neo" comes from the Greek word "néos" which means "new, young, or recent." The Wachowskis decided to name their main character "Neo" as a wink to the audience because when the film came out in 1999, it was a new movie. 071
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i had to go back and forth because at first i thought Seb's face changed in the last panel, but i guess it's just one of those optical illusions where an object looks different based on it's surrounding context 1120
Reposted by jeb hausB.C. Wallin @bcwallin.com · 02/09/2026Every time I see this poster, this is all I can think of 492584430
Reposted by jeb hauslarry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ian K. Did You Know The Hollywood sign Now Call Larry Wood. 0135
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“What’s the deal with 2% milk?” who gives a shit dude, I have to have a subscription to my printer ink in order to use the cartridges I already bought 1100
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026please don't put in the newspaper that doctors are "sounding the alarm" about my weight 081
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026gonna start ordering the AI food and demanding my money back when it doesn't look horribly infected like the picture 0160
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026deep thoughts in the corner of a room used to hit different 010
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026statistically it's the safest place to avoid a waterfall of DMB's shit and piss 160
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026mommy used to cover her face and disappear, I wonder why she stopped doing that? 030
Reposted by jeb hausjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it 171185160
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs 0110
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026people can be so myopic on here. the parasite that causes the diarrhea is never going to see what you’re posting, but your friends who love to be on the toilet might. 062
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026so glad to hear he's okay but he still needs our prayers!! 🙏🙏🙏 0221
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026wheeellll wouldnt’ ya know it, ol lindsey got his head stuck’n a beehive a’gin and this time he lost. I tol that boy to stop tryn t’ lick the bees, I said as my pappy’d say, the stingin ain’t worth the honey, no sir. damn shame 080
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026a good film should hold up a mirror, but not to society, just to me, so I can look at myself 080
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I know we all like to joke but I believe the original grogu did actually die (sucked into an escalator and turned to jelly) and Disney replaced him for this movie. if they can do it with air bud they can do it with grogu 1100
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026god you think that the young ones are gonna stand up for their values and what's right and reject this toxic celebrity culture, and then you see them do shit like this 🙄 1241
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026so sad to report that rudy guliani has past away. the hospital staff brought the therapy grogu in to see him and it unhinged its jaw and latched on to rudy's head, thinking it was a delicious frog. the nurse hit grogu with the defibrillator to get him off and it fried both of their brains. RIP x2 0263
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026he should have posted about it back then. but now he's posting about it now, and that's bad! 1250
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026sitting in my throne in the great hall, the jester is out making the entire court laugh by making fart sounds and falling over. i silence the crowd with a cry of "why doest this fool not speaketh of the famine in the lowlands?" and summon the executioner 0330
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026look at this vid isn't it neat? moaning white man pouring hot sauce on feet 0141
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026vegan grogu belt vegan grogu belt for men cruelty free vegan grogu belt vegan grogu belt best reddit 2026 0153
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026click bait is when i tell my friends "adam sandler made the perfect time travel movie" 0161
