jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i had to go back and forth because at first i thought Seb's face changed in the last panel, but i guess it's just one of those optical illusions where an object looks different based on it's surrounding context 1120
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs 0110
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026so glad to hear he's okay but he still needs our prayers!! 🙏🙏🙏 0221
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026god you think that the young ones are gonna stand up for their values and what's right and reject this toxic celebrity culture, and then you see them do shit like this 🙄 1241
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz!! 0101
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026wow, AI just keeps getting better - it's finally powerful enough to show us what tim pool's head looks like underneath that beanie 😍 0141
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Reporting live from the scene: white smoke is coming from the tower, the conclave has chosen a new Dilbert 05718
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 22/12/2025god he made the right choice, imagine trying to have sympathy for a sick child named "Little Fred"... 030
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 12/11/2025INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now 090
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 30/10/2025lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day 0100
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 17/10/2025the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame 0140
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2025this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘 0110
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image 071
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 08/09/2025i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault 3394
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 06/08/2025i'm a firm believer that when you're advertising your own trade, you gotta put your best work forward. open with the type of work you really want to do, that best represents you and your personality 090
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025the pain of having a black cat: how many times a day do I try to get a cute pic of pete and then realize that he’s just an indistinguishable void 0110
jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 07/07/2025he's callin for backup, there's some delicious green horse shit back there and we need more big boys in full tactical gear to come lick it up 0100
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I ain't got to knock on wood
[Post-Chorus]
His love it set me free
That dick is giving me CTE
QB sack into my back wall
Never gonna fumble those big ol balls](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jabuxmx2i3jsbud7oyd7plje/bafkreiboabat4fn7nilng4x4ieeq3cwo5w4rkrmmnsnqqrctd7bf5tq4hu)
