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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 3m

Given the energy at this show I wouldn't be surprised if Danielson takes a Tiger Driver 91. #AEWDynamite

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Peter Onyisi @peteronyisi.bsky.social · 1h

FINALLY I have an answer to the question

From: FlixBus

Subject: Peter You have free will

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Mattie @mattuntitled.bsky.social · 2h

Gravity Forgot. We Won't. #AEWDynamite

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 12h

I'm going to start a renfair specifically targeting the year 1451. Only period food and garb from 1451 will be allowed.

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Jon Arnold @jonarnoldfc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Two goals from Jannick Liburd, the U.S. Virgin Islands international slash Danish pundit, today for The Dashing Eagle in a win over Saint Martin. I wrote about one of Concacaf's most interesting internationals last summer: getconcacafed.substack.com/p/usvi-winge...

getconcacafed.substack.com

🇻🇮🇩🇰🎙️ USVI winger Jannick Liburd is big in Copenhagen ... no, really

The Houston-born player is balancing his Danish media career with his future as a player.

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jesse jarnow @bourgwick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

big love to @wfmu.bsky.social's own @davethespazz.bsky.social on a debut book i didn't know i needed: a biography of professional jerry lewis imitator sammy petrillo that's also a bowtie-spinning history of the seedy showbiz/comedy/burlesque underground. feralhouse.com/product/your...

book: Your Time Is Now: The Sammy Petrillo Story by Dave Abramson

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H.K // デビル零 #PlayMoreVF @devilrei.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Politicians need to realize that when superintelligent free-thinking mega-AIs hack each other to destroy all infrastructure, it was fall upon the backs of the load-bearing furry and trans women programmers who have maintained the internet for decades to save us

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 19/09/2026

When you forget a present for your friend's 14th birthday party, and beg Dad for help...

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

Welcome to Our Lady Of Blessed Ammunition. No Alucards may enter this raffle.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

No, I don't think I will. You're building the Torment Nexus from the classic novel "Don't let the government legalize the Torment Nexus". Oh, and the whole INSANE WAR, MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTA VIOLATIONS, AND ECONOMIC DISASTER. Go on okcupidcouch.com or ashleymadisoncouch.com and do something else.

okcupidcouch.com

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/09/2026

@hoonofthe.day the BMW actually used its turn signal, so surprisingly good.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/09/2026

This is both ludicrously specific and incredibly diverse for one checkbox.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 14/09/2026

So, uh, I might have done some analysis work on MLS Bubble determination and probability. Coming to a stats website near you soon, presuming Smarter People Than I don't find any glaring flaws.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 11/09/2026

I'm working on an article about predicting the MLS playoff bubble. It's surprisingly consistent. Also the new DOUBLE EFFING ELIMINATION AUSSIE RULES PLAYOFF setup would, had it existed to this point, have the playoff PPG almost identical to the current one, and a top 8 PPG at heavy consistency.

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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

transiticsnews.com

I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.

Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.

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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 10/09/2026

"We are worse off without Andy, but we are significantly better off for having had him at all." AEW pays tribute to Andy Williams, and will continue to do so on Saturday’s Collision. A beautiful tribute from Excalibur. #AEWDynamite

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

My 11 year old is having phone issues around homework (turns out most 3rd party control apps on Android are bad). So... welcome to 2004, kiddo.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

Lily Lloyd Hoffman has shed 8 pounds and is back down to her fightin' weight. She has yet to appear for the USWDNT U15 months, but we have hope.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

Hey, Tottenham finally won something!

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 04/09/2026

DAMMIT AUSTIN FC HIRED STEVE CLARK

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 03/09/2026

I'm glad RRISD remains ever vigilant in protecting my children.

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Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 03/09/2026

We cannot stress how good an idea this is. Betting is the ultimate evolution of the game.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 02/09/2026

So... is Ryan Gosling the red flag?

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 31/08/2026

@miketoole.com did you know one of the founders of AnimEigo also made one of the most difficult, obtuse, and therefore legendary CPRG's of all time? youtu.be/IQkA59F2thg

youtu.be

The Hardest RPG Ever Made

YouTube video by The Cellar [Taigen Moon]

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Martin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 30/08/2026

How is the crotch chair spot not the most painful thing in this match? What kompromat does Darby Allin have on Death to keep pulling this stuff off quasi-safely? #aewallin

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 30/08/2026

Sting should have turned on his son, aligning himself with Christian Cage. #aewallin

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 30/08/2026

@hoonofthe.day - you need some Nurburgweez. qrpyna.com/WeezEarth/

qrpyna.com

Weez.Earth

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 30/08/2026

Good to see Andrade El Mistico beat Mistico Wayne in the Casino Gauntlet. #aewallin

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 30/08/2026

I want to swap Timber Joey's chainsaw with a Harbor Freight corded electric model.

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beep 🇵🇸🔻🇨🇦(she/her) @beepbeepbeep420.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

wouldnt an antisemitism czar just be a normal czar historically speaking

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 28/08/2026

I have a child named Thayer Whitfield Hoffman, and this guy is somehow whiter.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 27/08/2026

"Dad, would you trade Stuver for prime Brad Friedel?" "...I cannot say yes loudly enough."

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry has escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. SPACE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq...

youtube.com

Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.

YouTube video by geoff EXE

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 24/08/2026

Notlob!?!? Look, I get Austi FC is awful, but Notlob? @markwhyy.com I blame you for this.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 24/08/2026

@xowngoals.com I hear Courage/Legacy was a bit of a bloodbath this weekend.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 24/08/2026

As is tradition, on the first day I took my youngest to school, I blared "Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin to F' With" so that all the children learn the most important lesson. Tomorrow they learn "Wu Tang Is For The Children".

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 23/08/2026

Go Nagai doing TJPW art, given TJPW's wholesome(ish) image is wild.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 22/08/2026

No shit, really? It changes my entire view of soccer.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 21/08/2026

As a supporter of Austin FC, and since Sullivan is a good player, I think this is a horrible decision on par with starting a land war in Asia, or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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