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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 02/10/2026

He's got nothing on Sgt. Pepper or Ballapeno.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 01/10/2026

She's missing one headlight and thus is not street legal at night, sadly. But she is very, very cute.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 19/09/2026

When you forget a present for your friend's 14th birthday party, and beg Dad for help...

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

Welcome to Our Lady Of Blessed Ammunition. No Alucards may enter this raffle.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/09/2026

@hoonofthe.day the BMW actually used its turn signal, so surprisingly good.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/09/2026

This is both ludicrously specific and incredibly diverse for one checkbox.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

My 11 year old is having phone issues around homework (turns out most 3rd party control apps on Android are bad). So... welcome to 2004, kiddo.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

2026 Equinox EV RS. Every option but AWD, and conveniently in Midlife Crisis Red.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

Lily Lloyd Hoffman has shed 8 pounds and is back down to her fightin' weight. She has yet to appear for the USWDNT U15 months, but we have hope.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

Hey, Tottenham finally won something!

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 04/09/2026

DAMMIT AUSTIN FC HIRED STEVE CLARK

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 03/09/2026

I'm glad RRISD remains ever vigilant in protecting my children.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 02/09/2026

So... is Ryan Gosling the red flag?

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 23/08/2026

Go Nagai doing TJPW art, given TJPW's wholesome(ish) image is wild.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 22/08/2026

No shit, really? It changes my entire view of soccer.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 20/08/2026

Happy Lilyversary to all who celebrate. She came home from @austinpetsalive.bsky.social with us one year ago today.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 18/08/2026

Got my Vozinha keeper kit in!

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 17/08/2026

Watching Austin FC this year.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 06/08/2026

Uh... what the hell, and why are you posting this on LinkedIn? More importantly, why did LinkedIn want to show me the post at all?

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/08/2026

I hear he's getting transfer interest from the Vatican.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 25/07/2026

My eldest and I watched all 6 over the course of 3 weekends. 6 is one of the worst things I've ever seen. 4 though, gave us...

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 25/07/2026

My eldest and I just powered through all 6 Trancers films in 3 weekends.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 25/07/2026

Trancers is the movie series that just keeps on giving. Thanks, Trancers VI!

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 18/07/2026

I think Tim Thomerson may be stoned here.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 17/07/2026

In these trying times, remember Don Frye's immortal wisdom:

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/07/2026

Ask Jon "I'm an Irishman in Austin and you can somehow still see my veins" Gallagher.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 14/07/2026

You can fill this sadly empty niche.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 13/07/2026

Most importantly your fans were led in Blackburn chants to the point that Burnley fans got angered. That is the best thing that could happen in a gane.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 13/07/2026

Erling Haaland apparently brought a taxidermied racoon back to Norway. 100% chance he bought it in Texas, 40% at a Buccee's.

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