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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 5h

She's missing one headlight and thus is not street legal at night, sadly. But she is very, very cute.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 7h

"Don't you ever forget about the bastard!" We won't. We will *not.* #AEW #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 8h

Given the energy at this show I wouldn't be surprised if Danielson takes a Tiger Driver 91. #AEWDynamite

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 8h

My friend just adopted a puppy from Austin Pets Alive named... Toyota Rav 4.

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Peter Onyisi @peteronyisi.bsky.social · 9h

FINALLY I have an answer to the question

From: FlixBus

Subject: Peter You have free will

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Mattie @mattuntitled.bsky.social · 10h

Gravity Forgot. We Won't. #AEWDynamite

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 20h

I'm going to start a renfair specifically targeting the year 1451. Only period food and garb from 1451 will be allowed.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 30/09/2026

The number one striker in world soccer who plays for his team because of a podcast interview and Football Manager.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 26/09/2026

I guess... but only if you admit Wu-Tang Is For The Children.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 26/09/2026

Where's my Southwest Conference merch, coward? Reunion Arena forever!

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Jon Arnold @jonarnoldfc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Two goals from Jannick Liburd, the U.S. Virgin Islands international slash Danish pundit, today for The Dashing Eagle in a win over Saint Martin. I wrote about one of Concacaf's most interesting internationals last summer: getconcacafed.substack.com/p/usvi-winge...

getconcacafed.substack.com

🇻🇮🇩🇰🎙️ USVI winger Jannick Liburd is big in Copenhagen ... no, really

The Houston-born player is balancing his Danish media career with his future as a player.

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jesse jarnow @bourgwick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

big love to @wfmu.bsky.social's own @davethespazz.bsky.social on a debut book i didn't know i needed: a biography of professional jerry lewis imitator sammy petrillo that's also a bowtie-spinning history of the seedy showbiz/comedy/burlesque underground. feralhouse.com/product/your...

book: Your Time Is Now: The Sammy Petrillo Story by Dave Abramson

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H.K // デビル零 #PlayMoreVF @devilrei.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Politicians need to realize that when superintelligent free-thinking mega-AIs hack each other to destroy all infrastructure, it was fall upon the backs of the load-bearing furry and trans women programmers who have maintained the internet for decades to save us

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 19/09/2026

When you forget a present for your friend's 14th birthday party, and beg Dad for help...

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 19/09/2026

Yeah, like me, who thinks Jack Of Hearts was a metaphor for 1970s stagflation!

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 19/09/2026

Has Pitbull sued Miller yet for trade dress infringement?

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 17/09/2026

I have a mouth, and thus can scream, so your offer seems far too Vonnegut-ian for my taste.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 17/09/2026

I am afraid we have fundamental deontological differences which almost certainly prevent us from coming to consensus on the net societal value of the Torment Nexus.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 17/09/2026

While I respect your opinion, I have seen many policy positions and empirical outcomes which I think are negatives to the world. I will still vote against Torment Nexus positive candidates.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

Welcome to Our Lady Of Blessed Ammunition. No Alucards may enter this raffle.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

"The problem was only St. John's, would see him, but half the time they'd send for a priest to try to exorcise the lad instead of a doctor. Tried Latin, tried English, nothing worked. Then this Presbyterian minister came in to say it was all predestined, what with the Bible and the timestream."

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

No, I don't think I will. You're building the Torment Nexus from the classic novel "Don't let the government legalize the Torment Nexus". Oh, and the whole INSANE WAR, MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTA VIOLATIONS, AND ECONOMIC DISASTER. Go on okcupidcouch.com or ashleymadisoncouch.com and do something else.

okcupidcouch.com

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

"Then Logan, called himself the Wolverine, but we all called him Mutton, on account of his big chops, grew a foot and a half and became Australian for about 20 years. Darnedest thing. He was a Canadian before that, but not polite like them folks usually are. Had forks in his hands, he did."

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 16/09/2026

"And we had a school athletic rivalry with the other school run by a German fella, a Holocaust survivor. He had a magnificent mane of white hair, and I think that's why Charlie Xavier hated him."

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/09/2026

@hoonofthe.day the BMW actually used its turn signal, so surprisingly good.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 15/09/2026

This is both ludicrously specific and incredibly diverse for one checkbox.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 14/09/2026

So, uh, I might have done some analysis work on MLS Bubble determination and probability. Coming to a stats website near you soon, presuming Smarter People Than I don't find any glaring flaws.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 14/09/2026

Oompa Loompae. You know your Latin conjugation better than that, Django.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 11/09/2026

I hear he's awful at darts. Can't hit the Bullseye for love or money.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 11/09/2026

Aerial Tramway remembers. 🚡

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 11/09/2026

I'm working on an article about predicting the MLS playoff bubble. It's surprisingly consistent. Also the new DOUBLE EFFING ELIMINATION AUSSIE RULES PLAYOFF setup would, had it existed to this point, have the playoff PPG almost identical to the current one, and a top 8 PPG at heavy consistency.

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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.

Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.

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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 10/09/2026

"We are worse off without Andy, but we are significantly better off for having had him at all." AEW pays tribute to Andy Williams, and will continue to do so on Saturday’s Collision. A beautiful tribute from Excalibur. #AEWDynamite

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

It gives heavy Texas Tech vibes.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

My 11 year old is having phone issues around homework (turns out most 3rd party control apps on Android are bad). So... welcome to 2004, kiddo.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

2026 Equinox EV RS. Every option but AWD, and conveniently in Midlife Crisis Red.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

It costs me about 5 bucks to charge my EV up to 80%, which is about 200 miles of driving. Glad I bought it back in December. (Also thank you 70 year old man who drove it for 5 weeks before trading it in, such that I got a 48k sticker Equinox EV RS for 26k flat.)

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

Lily Lloyd Hoffman has shed 8 pounds and is back down to her fightin' weight. She has yet to appear for the USWDNT U15 months, but we have hope.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

"We saved some cash in the morning! Cash in the morrrrrrnnnnniiiinnnnnng!"

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 05/09/2026

Hey, Tottenham finally won something!

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 04/09/2026

It is first on a looooong list.

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Chase Hoffman @driftpeasant.org · 04/09/2026

I mean, you're not wrong, but there is the bit where we might not want him.

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