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Drewchuck

@drewchuck.bsky.social
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A pile of jokes in a trench coat, that wanted to enter the tournament. CA Bay Area comedian and video game enjoyer. Here to kick ass and make jokes, and I've got hella jokes.

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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's fucked up
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*when talking about the most inconsistent player* "Oh yeah, that dude is the GOST. Greatest Of Some Times."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What do you mean I can't go? What the hell is a passport?" -your cat, probably
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another one
My initials (ACD) as the Golder State Warriors champion, on a different NBA Fastbreak table. This time with a score of 196, which is easily the highest score I've ever gotten on this table. There's also an MVP ring, showing that I "cleared" the table.
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, compression gloves, artist gloves, back braces, knee braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags & more! Store: Bibipins.com
5 Oval shaped pins with gold outlines with an oval cutout in the middle with a yellow slideable star:

Spoons: Lavender background
Hunger Scale: Red background
Migraine Scale: Blue background
Speaking vs Non Speaking: Green background

The first one has SHE, THEY, HE on top. At the bottom there's HER, THEM, HIM. White background.Galaxy and Moon Bunny Compression Gloves Galaxy, Cat and Mushroom Wrist BracesMushroom and Cat Artist/Drawing Gloves
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mamdani make New York look cooler than Hollywood made New York look in the 90s, and that's a high bar
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the PS5 came out I thought, "maybe one day there will be a reason to pick one up." That reason never existed. Returnal came close, but then it came out on PC.
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jada Pinkett Smith's 'That Part' Moment
ALT: Jada Pinkett Smith's 'That Part' Moment
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Jeremy @theshelfables.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just dont ever really think corporations deserve fans if im honest
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's honestly insane to me that people try to hold up "integrity in sports" as a reason that trans people just shouldn't exist. Like, the made up rules of made up games are not more important than people's existence, actually.
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Hagure @ 迷中 → SQXL → ? → Vortex Gallery×FF @hagu.re · 19/09/2026
There’s a lot going on here, & some of it is touched upon in articles I’ve seen, but it’s also a pretty clear case of fascist powers isolating their goons from humanity, so that they may become & remain inhumane.
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Too much cyber, not enough punk
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Y'all know I had to do it for The Bay
An NBA Fastbreak pinball table, displaying my initials (ACD) as the Golden State Warriors Champions, with a score of 77
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Random man on the plane, talking to a different passenger: "you're going to a funeral? That's the last place I want to go!" Me: "I have good news for you."
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I regret to inform you that "kill your masters" also applies to Pokémon
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Disney Prime is saddened at the passing of actor, singer, sewer clown, butler, wildlife documentarian and concierge Tim Curry. Tim never married and had no children but is survived by millions of twinks who dress as him once a week to help keep a struggling independent cinema afloat.
Tim Curry (1946 - 2026)

THIS IS WHERE WE USUALLY PUT THE DECEASED’SGOOFIEST TV AND FILM CREDITS HOWEVER ALL OF HIS CREDITS ARE GOOFY AS SHIT.PLUS HE HAD TWO GOOFY ROCK ALBUMS.ANYWAYS, “HERKEMER HOMOLKA”, CONGO (1995)
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry dying the day after Dolly Parton really shows how cursed this timeline is. RIP to some real ones 😭
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Friendly reminder to listen to your daily recommended amount of punk music
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who tf pulled the fire alarm at MAGWest?
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's actually insane how unreasonably angry playing 2XKO makes me
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RyyBOOdo @ SQXL @ryyudo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm gonna be at MAGWest in San Jose, CA Aug 14-16! Doing my Food & Drink Brands in Video Games panel Friday, Aug 14 @ 4:15 PM at MAGWest! I'm in NorCal Aug 13-19. @ing all Cali folks I can think of *off the top of my head* so I can see you, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE lmk even if not included here.
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If the government is going to be recording us all the time, the least they could do is clip it when we do something cool
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Isabela Dias @isabelaalhadeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A staggering 55 people have died in ICE custody since Trump's return to office. But the agency's official death toll record-keeping doesn't account for people like Prisciliano, whose health deteriorated in detention but died shortly after the agency released him from custody to be hospitalized.
motherjones.com
The Deaths ICE Doesn’t Count
Prisciliano Trejo Ricano passed away in the hospital days after being released from detention.
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just tried to talk while playing bass, and this shit is hard. How tf do people sing whole ass songs while playing music?
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh it feels like an insane world to write and then explore none of
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yeah, it's wild thing to gloss over for the sake of a rom com, but I guess sometimes you gotta make a world to write a story in
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay, so that is the plot. I saw the trailer for it recently and noticed that, but barely. It seemed like a very important part of the movie that was very skimmed over.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ben franklin would have loved internet porn
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sublime might be the most "sounds better when you're stoned" band of all time, tbh
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
SpongeBob Squarepants is the millennial Bugs Bunny
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 04/08/2025
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?" Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."Mona Lisa  from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The disrespect 😤
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As always
The X-Files. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). The caption reads, “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This honestly feels like it fits The Entire Planet Earth, right now
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Rodrigo Alem FernánDeath 🎃 @rodf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is about the game industry, but it's amazing how easy it fits to ANY industry right now.
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Miso Soup [eclipse] @misosoupsm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Eh, fuck it. Enjoy! It's either what I already had from the Humble Bundle ASW collection or what I decided not to claim. Please share or claim one and go mash some buttons.
Plus R: AC2WB-LD9E4-8WGYL
UNI2: B029A-IXWJ6-IKQQM
Rev2: 9VVIT-NK6DE-NMBCN
Chaos Code: CLW20-AQ5TI-4PQDD
KlK IF: BVG2E-7088K-FCILD
MBAACC: B029A-IXWJ6-IKQQM
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Going to save this post for the next time someone asks why I still buy physical media
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Feels weird to not be going to Evo in any capacity, for he first time since I started going, but that's life. I hope all the homies make it out of pools and also win the tournament
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ordered a Mexican Coke with my burrito, and was instead given The Most American Coke
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Honestly, fuck the Knicks, and fuck Madison Square Garden!
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Backroom was alright, but there sure were a bunch of high-school kids talking in the theater.
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Drewchuck @drewchuck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They're making Final Fantasy Brave Exvius a not mobile game? Neat!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTEN IN HELL DREAMEN ABOUT THERE OLD COMPUTER RIG, A BEIGE PEACE OF SHIT THAT WOULD RATTLE AND BEEP, BUT WHEN IT GOT GOING, IT WOULD LET YOU LOOK AT ANY THING YOU WANTED, BUT SOON ENOUGH THE INVESTERS GOT A HOLD OF IT AND BLEW EVERYONES MONEY UP IN "DOT COM CRASH" AND THE COMPUTER WAS OURS FOR A WHILE AFTER THAT,, BUT THEY CAME BACK FOR THE COMPUTER AND THEY CAME BACK WORSE THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER CRASH IN THERE BULLSHIT SOON ENOUGH, BECAUSE THERE NEVER HAPPY MAKING A PRODUCT YOU CAN BUY THAT DOES WHAT YOU WANT, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO GET MORE, MOST OF US JUST WANT A FEW HOT DOGS IN THE FRIDGE AND A FEW WEB SITE'S TO BROWSE, BUT THE NASTEY GURGLING MOUTH OF CAPITAL CAN SWALLOW THE WORLD AND STILL BE HUNGRY, AN INVESTOR WILL STEAL EVERYTHUING YOU OWN AND SELL IT BACK TO YOU WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE, AND A RICH MAN DOSENT WANT MONEY HE WANTS TO PUNISH YOU,,, DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THERE IS A SOLUTION TO SOME OF THESE PROBLEM'S BUT CURIOUSLY IT IS AGAINST TERM'S OS SERVICE TO EVER DISCUSS IT ON THE COMPUTER OR PHONE, MUST BE A COICIDENCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Climb Cancel @climbcancel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
CLIMB CANCEL returns to Peabody Heights in Baltimore, MD in 2026! Friday Nov 13th - Sunday Nov 15th Hotel & registration available now! STARTGG: www.start.gg/tournament/c... HOTEL: reservations.travelclick.com/114532?group...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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