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Dransvitry

@dransvitry.bsky.social
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3D Asset ripper and porter, and shitposter FA: bit.ly/34jmg2G

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
slimetony on tumblr: "Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can't afford to raise a child"

teaboot: "Why would you have sex with your haters randy"

slimetony: "I'm not really in any position to be picky"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12h
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12h
ba da ba ba baa (@tenthousund) on twitter: "cum towel's finally stiff enoug to get oragami'd into sombrero"

megan (@diarrheamegan): "Naked grandma"

Dirt Mcgerk (@fentanylbuyer): "homeless guy at the gas station just called me by my 2014 minecraft username"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13h
whitegirlblog on tumblr: "Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo" 

teratomarty: "If you're doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?" 

memewhore: *pupils dilate*
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13h
just-an-idiotic-nerd on tumblr: "Cave Johnson here. We've invented a hand sanitizer that kills 111.11% of bacteria. The boys in the lab still don't know what the hell those other things were or where they came from, but they're dead now and that's what matters."
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Dazure @neoncomet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so foggy outside you can barely see ahead but piercing through the mist I witnessed a contender for best car sticker of all time
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Dransvitry @dransvitry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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noelle╰૮₍ •\./• ₎ა╯ @deer.transgender.quest · 05/10/2026
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Cloudya @cloudya.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
#monsterhunter fucked up cat
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🔠 #comic #comics
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Dransvitry @dransvitry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mouths with legs
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Dransvitry @dransvitry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mistake, too much tomato paste
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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🦝 Socks 🐭 @socksfur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
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cali 🪴 COMMS OPEN @calirubecula.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
using my free will as an artist for evil
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dransvitry @dransvitry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean this is better than my intrusive thoughts my first thought would to have plonked it down on a baseboard and used like a door stopper
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Door Stopper Fun
ALT: Door Stopper Fun
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
[White text on a purple and pink gradient background above two pink paw prints reads: "my digital footprint looks like dis"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
vartian on threads: "Someone said "the Pan flag is just neon Armenia" and I will never be able to forget it."

[Two flags displayed side-by-side. Left: The pansexual pride flag with horizontal stripes of neon pink, cyan, and yellow. Right: The flag of Armenia with horizontal stripes of red, dark blue, and orange.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Robotic Crab (@roboticcrab) on twitter: 

moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

me: "it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse"
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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鮫 ʙ ɪ ᴛ ᴇ !! @sashbites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zoros new move is literally nuts
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
zahee MOVE... (@synthpopa...) on twitter: "do you think their menstrual cycles ever synced up"

[Movie still from the Scream franchise showing Stu Macher (Matthew Lillard) smiling as he rests his chin on the shoulder of Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich,) who has blood smeared on his neck.]

Gadzooks even (@pissmeisterReal) quotes with: "They look like if Jerma unfused"
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/12/2024
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/11/2024
"WarHamtaro 40.000: Little Hamsters, Endless Conflict"

A bunch of Ultramarines with cartoon hamster faces shopped in place if their helmets.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/11/2024
holorifle on tumblr

"saying "hm. must be the curse" every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/11/2024
anonymous asks on Tumblr:
"How do you know you exist?"

yahooanswers-official answers:

"Because if I was a simulation then my actions would be governed by at least a rudimentary logic and let me tell you friend they are fucking not"
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage Taco Bell restaurant decor, it says "I miss when Taco Bell was bisexual".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/11/2024
Tumblr.

johnnyjoestarrelatable: "when you're a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room"  
[image of squidward looking very apprehensive]


unvisitableroom "cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any "that face you make when" type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/11/2024
Dan Sheehan (@ltsDanSheehan) on twitter: "The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/11/2024
direhuman on tumblr: "Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you're mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like "i can't do that yet. that's still recharging. i can't do that yet. that spell isn't ready yet. that's still recharging.""
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/11/2024
A lizard with beautiful eyes points a gun at you: "I'm gonna need you to have a good day" in all caps."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/11/2024
Me after two and a half hours of unsuccessfully trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in: a painting by Aleksandra Waliszewska  (http://waliszewska.blogspot.com/)(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandra_Waliszewska) of a woman in a bed in a painful contortion: on her stomach with her head raised so far it looks backwards, hands turned into claws, arms cramped. The bed has a yellow comforter and there's a blue lamp on the bedside table.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) on twitter:

"conches are fundamentally unserious creatures"

[two live conch snails on a dark seabed peek out from their shells with their long eye stalks]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
wittyidiot on threads: ""The average date now costs $252"
A Costco hot dog is literally $1.50"

threads_nyt_pitchbot replies: "What if she eats 168 hot dogs, huh?"

wittyidiot replies: "Then we marry"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
TiffanyBunn (@TiffanyTheLop) on twitter:
"If you take his headband off, he's just a little peanut creature"

[a small white rabbit with black ear markings that resemble a headband.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
[an image of a Buddha statue next to a stone wall, with a watermark in the bottom left corner reading "Buddha's Teaching". the final word of the quote is edited in over a black rectangular block.]
"There's no enemy outside our soul.
The real enemies live inside us:
ANGER, EGO, GREED and
Bedtime"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
Papii 🥤 (@ammalusty) on twitter:
"growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
Aanya (@xoaanya) on twitter:
"insane levels of vibe coding 😭😭"
[a screenshot of an Account Verification screen reads: "We have just sent the code 435841 to your phone number: xxx-xxx-6521. Please enter the code below to access your account:" above six blank input boxes.]

Monoculture Debatteur (@NotADebacle) quotes with:
"Zero factor authentication"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/09/2026
itsjunetime :pink_paw_print_emoji: on tumblr: "clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after"
estrogenesis-vaporeongelion replies: "clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
[A social media post is overlaid on an illustration of wolves howling at a full moon]
cycloptiko on threads: "Inside of you are two wolves. This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
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