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Dransvitry

@dransvitry.bsky.social
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3D Asset ripper and porter, and shitposter FA: bit.ly/34jmg2G

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cali 🪴 COMMS OPEN @calirubecula.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
using my free will as an artist for evil
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
[White text on a purple and pink gradient background above two pink paw prints reads: "my digital footprint looks like dis"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
vartian on threads: "Someone said "the Pan flag is just neon Armenia" and I will never be able to forget it."

[Two flags displayed side-by-side. Left: The pansexual pride flag with horizontal stripes of neon pink, cyan, and yellow. Right: The flag of Armenia with horizontal stripes of red, dark blue, and orange.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Robotic Crab (@roboticcrab) on twitter: 

moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

me: "it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse"
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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鮫 ʙ ɪ ᴛ ᴇ !! @sashbites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zoros new move is literally nuts
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
zahee MOVE... (@synthpopa...) on twitter: "do you think their menstrual cycles ever synced up"

[Movie still from the Scream franchise showing Stu Macher (Matthew Lillard) smiling as he rests his chin on the shoulder of Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich,) who has blood smeared on his neck.]

Gadzooks even (@pissmeisterReal) quotes with: "They look like if Jerma unfused"
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/12/2024
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/11/2024
"WarHamtaro 40.000: Little Hamsters, Endless Conflict"

A bunch of Ultramarines with cartoon hamster faces shopped in place if their helmets.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/11/2024
holorifle on tumblr

"saying "hm. must be the curse" every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/11/2024
anonymous asks on Tumblr:
"How do you know you exist?"

yahooanswers-official answers:

"Because if I was a simulation then my actions would be governed by at least a rudimentary logic and let me tell you friend they are fucking not"
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage Taco Bell restaurant decor, it says "I miss when Taco Bell was bisexual".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/11/2024
Tumblr.

johnnyjoestarrelatable: "when you're a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room"  
[image of squidward looking very apprehensive]


unvisitableroom "cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any "that face you make when" type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/11/2024
Dan Sheehan (@ltsDanSheehan) on twitter: "The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/11/2024
direhuman on tumblr: "Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you're mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like "i can't do that yet. that's still recharging. i can't do that yet. that spell isn't ready yet. that's still recharging.""
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/11/2024
A lizard with beautiful eyes points a gun at you: "I'm gonna need you to have a good day" in all caps."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/11/2024
Me after two and a half hours of unsuccessfully trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in: a painting by Aleksandra Waliszewska  (http://waliszewska.blogspot.com/)(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandra_Waliszewska) of a woman in a bed in a painful contortion: on her stomach with her head raised so far it looks backwards, hands turned into claws, arms cramped. The bed has a yellow comforter and there's a blue lamp on the bedside table.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) on twitter:

"conches are fundamentally unserious creatures"

[two live conch snails on a dark seabed peek out from their shells with their long eye stalks]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
wittyidiot on threads: ""The average date now costs $252"
A Costco hot dog is literally $1.50"

threads_nyt_pitchbot replies: "What if she eats 168 hot dogs, huh?"

wittyidiot replies: "Then we marry"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
TiffanyBunn (@TiffanyTheLop) on twitter:
"If you take his headband off, he's just a little peanut creature"

[a small white rabbit with black ear markings that resemble a headband.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
[an image of a Buddha statue next to a stone wall, with a watermark in the bottom left corner reading "Buddha's Teaching". the final word of the quote is edited in over a black rectangular block.]
"There's no enemy outside our soul.
The real enemies live inside us:
ANGER, EGO, GREED and
Bedtime"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
Papii 🥤 (@ammalusty) on twitter:
"growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
Aanya (@xoaanya) on twitter:
"insane levels of vibe coding 😭😭"
[a screenshot of an Account Verification screen reads: "We have just sent the code 435841 to your phone number: xxx-xxx-6521. Please enter the code below to access your account:" above six blank input boxes.]

Monoculture Debatteur (@NotADebacle) quotes with:
"Zero factor authentication"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/09/2026
itsjunetime :pink_paw_print_emoji: on tumblr: "clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after"
estrogenesis-vaporeongelion replies: "clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
[A social media post is overlaid on an illustration of wolves howling at a full moon]
cycloptiko on threads: "Inside of you are two wolves. This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
crabanarchy on tumblr: "Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
princessgorgon on tumblr: "oh my god you guys link is a highly versatile adventurer who wears light armour and consistently plays an instrument and usually has access to magic items and occasionally some spells link is a bard"

thequantumqueer replies: "this makes him one of only a handful of bards with the ability to shut the fuck up"

somethingdnd replies: "holy shit"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) on Twitter: "No wonder the door squeaks"

[a rusty metal door hinge shaped like a mouse attached to weathered wood with peeling white paint]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
[a cracked open fortune cookie rests on a dark surface above a small white slip of paper.]
"You will be coming into a fortune."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
Marinekitten870:
"You could also love two birds with one heart. Just a glimpse into my kind and loving mind"

My name is Pripthony:
"Feed 2 birds with 1 scone"

Etomave:
"raise 2 birds in 1 home"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 30/08/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
writing-prompt-s

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind....until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

drsarcasticraspberry

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
thatrandomfiend on tumblr: "remember the cask of amontillado meme? that was a good meme we should bring that back"

syntax-forest: "I have some cask of amontillado memes you might like if you wanna come check them out in my basement."

thatrandomfiend: "oh boy would i!"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
and-my-sword on tumblr: "a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god"
wolftoes: "She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them"
and-my-sword: "#knight sweating terrified: “ye god what sorcery is this”#princess: “hehe this one’s a deer”tags by @wolftoes"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
throo on tumblr: "Wh-what do you mean it's from a birthday cake"

[image of a square birthday cake with a 3D frosting Elmo raising his arms next to the viral "Hellmo" meme of Elmo surrounded by flames. ]

throo: "#he was frostings this whole time 
#i could have been eating him

We could have been eating him"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
a skeleton in a pink hood firing a machine gun. mismatched fonts read: "My Wife Left Me after i sat on my gun weird And Blew My Entire Dick And Balls Off At". The Cracker Barrel Old Country Store logo is at the bottom.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/07/2026
squeakitties on Tumblr: "being an online weirdo is awesome because you get to befriend other online weirdos. just now saw a sexual motorcycle post and i was like 'hey i'll send this to my buddy, The Motorcycle Enthusiast' and sure enough it was a smash hit"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/07/2026
A man standing inside a Taco Bell restaurant, seen from behind, wearing a black t-shirt with the text: "Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
homunculus-argument on Tumblr: "Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry." 

dreamsareliminalspaces: "Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk" 

homunculus-argument: "That was also me."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
Hot Topic store entrance in The Backrooms
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
blurry black and white image of a cat staring in the dark captioned: "they are putting something in water that makes you pee".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/07/2026
Phineas and Ferb, Ferb holding up a sign with Mitch McConnell's face and the text "Claims to be 'pro life'",  Phineas: "Not yet, Ferb".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/07/2026
deslizada on tumblr: "man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/07/2026
George Costanza from Seinfeld edited to look like Krillin from Dragon Ball
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