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Maud Lindwurm

@dracolosseobscur.bsky.social
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i see god in birds and satan in long words they/them #KCBaby pfp: Dkey Studios

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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 21h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 14h
EX scores over 95 on 15s are awesome for me right now and 2 in one night has me feeling pretty good :3
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 16h
Typo and I celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary last week (aw!) but I think the most telling sign that we’ve been together for a decade is that we separately started doing the exact same ghost steps on 10s I feel like I’ve been Assimilated
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Update: all of the bugs have been displaced and that either includes centipedes or it means all of the food for the centipedes has moved into my house. Either way, I’m finding too many fucking centipedes now.
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I once again have gas pain so bad that I’m crying 🫠 but helluva raise for someone who had only played Seta Para Cima and a couple of 12s before this. Was super clean until I needed footspeed and then the “haven’t done 16ths over 140bpm” of it all caught up
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Narwa 🏆🐉 @leef-underscore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Over a year ago work made a policy that banned pronouns in email signatures and mandated everyone use a specific template because a state budget proviso forced them to So tell me why HR can put their fucking personality test, enneagram, zodiac sign bullshit in their signatures without consequence
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re playing In Falsus right now and truthfully I think more rhythm games should come in the form of visual novels
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at this little idiot I love him. Stupid little baby man.
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wake up babe new 14 PFC just dropped
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After playing it back to back with MAX300 I’m soft launching my opinion on So Deep which is that it is a modern DDR 15 MAX 300 gave me a break, man!!! So Deep just keeps *going*
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t have shit man 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re tearing out the overgrowth in my backyard and planting grass today. Soon I can go back there and not feel sick to my stomach 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some personal news
Chunk the bear has been spotted eating 135,000 calories in 10 hours prior to hibernating this week
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did all the turns in Surrender (Pure Focus Mix) after eating unlimited soup salad and breadsticks please clap
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hung out with a baby at Olive Garden tonight and it was pretty chill. We nodded yes, we nodded no, we slapped the table and I asked him if he could do it fast enough for break beats (he could not) Oh god is this how it starts? is this how they make you want kids?
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let the record show that I was *one* arrow, just *1.1ms* away from PFCing this before typo 😤
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She’s beautiful and disgusting and I love it and fucking hate it
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typo insists that this *isn’t* Akira Yamaoka… but spiritually, in its soul, it’s Akira Yamaoka
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MTG Arena needs a “fuck you” emote
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My new evening “treat” is a glass bottle of Mineragua. I have gotten so boring lmao
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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✦┆ Spooky Flake! 🏳️‍⚧️ @chocoflakey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dragonite forgor #pokemon
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A silly dragonite to match the silly charizard I made. #art #pokemon #dragonite
Pokemon fanart, digitally drawn doodle of a silly dragonite.
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can’t stop thinking about Niv-Morzhov I have the foil concept praetor art Sheoldred and she’s just on a shelf because I refuse to shuffle her, but for my boy the necroparun I will double-sleeve
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah I’m finally fast enough to hit the bursts in objectively one of the top 10 best 15s, Vertigo
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Caught Dragonair in Pokemon Pinball I am GAMING!!!
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had a panic attack in Costco trying to remember if I had chicken thighs in the freezer, I’m doing so fucking good right now you guys
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Typo and I did a Thai cooking class today :3
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you get home from the card shop and suddenly remember that Soul Warden triggers on ALL creatures entering, not just yours
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Aaaaand there’s another draw that somehow took like 17 minutes off my total life expectancy
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I could be at Friday Night Magic but here I am, once again, watching the Current be down at halftime 👁️👄👁️
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
typo is cleaning the kitchen after dinner and from the other room I hear him bonk into something, say “baka” to himself, and then I guess he bonked a shelf in the fridge so there was a loud bang to follow up the “baka” Buying Embodiment of Scarlet Devil for Switch may have been a mistake
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t know how narrow the audience for this post is, but I feel the same way about the stops in Sheriruth as I do about yelling “it’s 4 o’clock in the fucking morning” every single time I listen to The Taste of Ink
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Day 6 of Playing HARD BRAIN Until I’m Good at It: I ended up playing it twice today. Streams just weren’t my friend I guess. I was completely obsessed with every mistake on the first run and the score shows how distracted I was. I didn’t get any greats on the gallops during the second run 🩵
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Trader Joe’s opened by my house about a week ago, thought I’d check it out today. I had a panic attack in the frozen foods section because it was too busy and grocery shopping there is “too aspirational”, and then I cried in the parking lot. I’m 32. I’m supposed to be an adult by now 🫠
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Re: Closer by NIN, I saw a Reddit comment today that said “this song is old enough to have a mortgage, a failed marriage, and 3 grown kids” The Downward Spiral is the same age as me (1994) 😭😭😭 do I *look* old enough to have 3 grown kids 💀
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
if they have to also remake majora's mask they should reuse this feature just so tatl can call link a bitch for the entire playthrough
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made myself play In the Past… twice. I genuinely cannot remember the last time I played a 16 lmao Full combo the first time, then one miss but much cleaner second time around. Aside from the ~2 intense measures towards the end, it feels shockingly cozy for scoring now 🤔
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Walking the knife’s edge of “I am accurately describing how bad my mental health is” and “you’re making excuses for being a bad person” and it’s fucking up like 4 different things all at once and I just want to *splat*
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Maud Lindwurm @dracolosseobscur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 5 of Playing HARD BRAIN Until I’m Good at It: The FA was actually pretty good but I picked up some extra greats where I usually don’t. I now have exactly enough energy left at the end to where I’m pissed off that I’m not hitting the gallops-into-jumps accurately. Ack.
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