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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21h

Genuinely curious what the permitting process is like for the Folsom St Fair. Like what kind of conversations do you have with the city government when you put in your application for the public fuckfest

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just found out my wife is into omorashi. She tried to hide it from me, but in the end, she couldn't hold it in

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I arrive in hell, the first thing I'm doing is asking where Dulles Brothers are so I can beat the shit out of them with my bare hands

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me seeing the Candace Owens lesbian allegations

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

when you fuck up your coffee to food ratio and you blow past awake and alert straight into MAXIMUM ANXIETY

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026

I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ok but real talk why does Elizabeth Holmes have access to twitter in jail like did the warden just think her posting was so good she had to maintain access to x the everything app or what

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my hotel is near a jewish deli 🔥🔥🔥

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me seeing another trans woman painting herself a new color

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Clueless Cishet Guy orders at Mask Mandatory Lesbian Bar in Perfect Woke, Shocks Patrons and Staff

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I find it kinda funny that there's a subset of furries who are really into anthro planes. Like ah yes, my favorite animal, the majestic Airbus A380

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I do NOT respect all trans women some of you have a CONCERNING number of hours logged in Hearts of Iron IV 😤😤😤

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Big Bad Butch WIFE, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"This lesbian bar doesn't have a mask mandate! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026

it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”

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Randolph Ruiz @aaaarchitecture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everyone supportive of transit in California should watch this. I have a lot of respect for the expertise Nick has developed on transit project delivery. He is a great communicator and believes better things are possible. I hope his work makes an impact.

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We gotta try domesticating raccoons I think they'd be chill with it

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Insanely juiced fluke run HishiAma has been coming in absurdly clutch this CM thank you RNJesus 🙏🙏🙏

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Hana, The Doggess 🦴🐾 @hanayuribashi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You know what is even funnier hypnosis is an actual thing but it only works if you *want* it to. It will not make you do anything you don't want, and it takes actual effort and desire to submit and be in a trance to be succeptable to suggestions. Its not magical cartoon brainwash, +

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You have no idea how much this man has Mackled over the course of his career youtu.be/RH76tfDxm7Y?...

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Macklemore - Penis Song

YouTube video by HipHopAdixx

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Macklemore greatest hits album be like 9 minute song about white privilege followed immediately by the a dance track where he does a bunch of funny voices and talks about his penis

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Macklemore is funny cause he's either making extremely didactic conscious rap or shit that sounds like it would have been made by a 2012 comedy music youtuber

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My wife will be furious about this post (Shabang has become my new vocal stim)

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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 18/09/2026

maneesh on the beat, shabang / all of their butch are femme

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Drake in the Digital Circus: Pomni, you’re very mature for your age Pomni: Oh no, my avatar is just short, I’m like…25 Drake in the Digital Circus: …damn

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

swingers are just republican polyams

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

as someone who never watched The West Wing, every time I learn about another thing that happened on The West Wing I become more and more determined to one day beat Aaron S*rkin to death with my bare hands

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The fact that katseye fans are mostly middle schoolers explains so much. Like yeah I'd probably think gnarly is a bop but the choreography in hootie frutti is too sexual if I was like... 12

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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it