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Minerva P Kelley

@doubleca5t.bsky.social
2.1K followers 102 following 753 posts

31 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me when I ask ChataGPT to come up with video ideas that will do LeBron numbers with the youtube algorithm
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me seeing the Candace Owens lesbian allegations
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when you fuck up your coffee to food ratio and you blow past awake and alert straight into MAXIMUM ANXIETY
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Current status of Umamusume global
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my hotel is near a jewish deli 🔥🔥🔥
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me seeing another trans woman painting herself a new color
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Insanely juiced fluke run HishiAma has been coming in absurdly clutch this CM thank you RNJesus 🙏🙏🙏
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ts kills me every time
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Macklemore is funny cause he's either making extremely didactic conscious rap or shit that sounds like it would have been made by a 2012 comedy music youtuber
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Zohran please do something about this @mayor.nyc.gov
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I DON'T WATCH AI SLOP I WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF THEM!!!!
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when the AI fruit love island/ video has the girl cheat on her bf/husband with a guy fruit that's coded racistly as black for some reason
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Merry Kirkmas
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they put a hasan thirst trap pic on the jumbotron at the republican convention
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
my wife when I buy her an expensive toy
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
extremely mad one of my IRLs thought of this before me
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
time for some niche LA posting
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WNBA drama:
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lmao
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whoever came up with the terms for turkey anatomy did them so dirty. Like yeah bro they've got these caruncles which connect to the snood and the snood hangs down over their wattle which is also known as a dewlap. Deeply unserious. Dr Seuss ass animal.
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Opening up a fine vintage
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎵 Well I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna riiiiiide til I can't no more🎵
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me when another tgirl adds me to her Instagram close friends
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Iraq War Political Commentary Test
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Evergreen image
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
new gender neutral restrooms coming to Tennessee colleges soon
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Accelerated release schedule means Halloween in mid-August and that means DIGITAN TOMORROW 🔥🔥🔥
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
chasers when a trans girls says she wants bottom surgery
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am never getting this lucky ever again
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
when the champions meet is sprint or mile
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me resisting the urge to care enough about my job that I start working harder than I have to
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love this horse cause as an adult woman who's obsessed with idols and likes organizing things she's very relatable
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Current Mood
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
SOON
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
How it feels to read any news about Sheinbaum
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think about this one a lot
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They had an arts and crafts area at the Peanuts museum so I used it to recreate one of my favorite posts
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me @ whichever bitch-ass game designer decided that Taiki Shuttle's secret event should require her winning 4 medium races
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
These Universes Beyond sets are getting out of hand like what do you mean there's a Secret Lair for *checks notes* Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats To Study And Relax To
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I swear every trans girl online is some kind of animal
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Chuds who are into femboys are so funny to me cause it feels like they're the only ones blind to their own absurdity. Jerking off to a femboy and then getting mad when she comes out as a trans woman is like going to a strip club and getting mad when the women take their clothes off
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Current mood
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Other day my wife told me about an influencer who wrote a substack essay explaining why she needed to go on ozempic to go from 130 lbs to 115
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A classic off my Tumblr
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Canada v Morocco having 7 yellow cards before the first goal
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