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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1/x On a June morning in 1904, a thousand women and children boarded a paddle steamer in New York for a Sunday school picnic. Within an hour, more than a thousand of them were dead, in a burning ship, in a river, in sight of the shore. The General Slocum. A 🧵 #maritimehistory
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Geez, B&N, I know I'm up at odd times but not every day. Order went from delayed (it's available) to "Update your payment method" to cancelled overnight. First email: 12:33 am. Cancellation email: 6:23 am. Lost my discount, but went over and purchased from Bookshop.org
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn't buy any groceries this week, that means I can buy more books, right? #BookSky
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But I saw it on YouTube!
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1/x So, in the last week I witnessed a bit of an ugly discussion on X between John Konrad of GCaptain and others about the status of merchant mariners during wartime. This has spurred me on to make a series of threads about the merchant navy during WW2 and I'm going to start with a statue.
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Had to stop reading for a moment because I *choked* on my water and had a laugh-cough fit. "I don't know why you people build rectangles" should win an award. All the awards.
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never change, BlueSky
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We are all straungeres. We are all lost. But we nevir are alone. Helpe somebodye. Give somebodye a kynde worde. Take comfort yn goode wordes and music and art from the past or present. And be kynde to thyselfe too. Thou art doinge thy best.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1/x In December 1950, an American freighter with berths for 12 passengers loaded 14,000 refugees and carried them through a minefield to safety. Nobody died. Five babies were born. It remains the largest rescue by a single ship in history, and it ended on Christmas. A small 🧵 #maritimehistory
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whoa.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We don’t talk enough about how much of our days have become entangled in determining what’s real. What’s genuine. What’s human or what’s synthetic. What’s worth our time after having already spent it. It’s a grotesque skill we’ve all been forced to master, and a waste of energy none of us can spare.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/x On September 11, 2001 Coast Guard Lieutenant Michael Day, aboard the Sandy Hook pilot boat New York, keyed his radio: "All available boats. This is the United States Coast Guard. Anyone wanting to help with the evacuation of Lower Manhattan, report to Governors Island." #maritimehistory
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1/x What does Cleopatra's Needle in London, an authentic ancient Egyptian obelisk, have to do with shipbuilding and a maritime salvage dispute? A small 🧵
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We (The Split Squad) released this single today on Pravda Records, who will put out our new full-length LP later this year. Thank you: John Ramberg (baritone guitar), Scott McCaughey (backing vocals), Johnny Sangster (engineering), Ed Stasium (mixing), Joe Lambert (mastering), Paul Nagle (artwork).
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The Facts in the Case of Dr Dedman @stephendedman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Reckoning aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-reckon...
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The Reckoning
That imagery of the Himalayan tsunami smashing into the multi-story building in Nepal was horrifying, but then murder always is, isn’t it?
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still the wrong 80 year old 😢
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Way to mess up a headline, CNN!
A screen shot of a CNN headline saying Trump could be named after an aircraft carrier.
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's Tuesday! You advanced through yesterday, with ease & with care. You've done this before! So, yesterday is done. It's in the past. Over. Leave it. Continue with your onward movement & more progression towards your goal. Let's go! Be careful. Be safe. Be shiny. Be glimmer. Be you. Take no shit.
8 things you'll probably never know

1. Someone out there once fell for you and never told you

2. A stranger noticed you and smiled you just didn't see it

3. Someone still remembers something kind you did years ago

4. You've been the reason someone didn't give up

5. Your name has come up in conversations you'll never hear

6. Someone defended you when you weren't in the room

7. There's someone who checks your messages and smiles

8. Your life inspires people who never say a word
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Sadness from Inside Out: Too Sad to Walk
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/05/2026
we don't have a masculinity crisis. we have a patriarchy crisis. patriarchy creates and sustains male unhappiness with its dogmatic, toxic, rigid definition of masculinity which says the worst and most undesirable thing a human can be is female which is how we get insults like "Low-T Talarico"
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EktaShahMD @ektashahmd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What stories do you tell yourself? One of fear or one of courage? Fear of uncertainty/unknown? Fear of loss/failure? Fear of rejection/abandonment of so from the larger in-group or memberships you belong to? Fear of success? Fear of missing out? Fear of being poorly judged or misjudged? 1/
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The DOJ will indict one man over something that happened 30 years ago as a pretext for invading Cuba, but it won’t indict *any* men Jeffrey Epstein trafficked girls to as recently as 7 years ago as a pretext for protecting those men. Time to remove the word “Justice” from the department’s name.
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
93 degrees and the power went out. Obviously everyone turned on the AC at the same time.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Life is far too serious not to be written about in a humorous manner.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
And meanwhile, humans are out here killing each other over money, skin color, and whose god is better. We need to wake up We need to grow up We need to evolve Fast.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 10/04/2026
Tonight in the ai reading group i was reminded of something that happened in 2006 after I dropped out of college, when I was living in a run-down old house next to jb alberto's in rogers park with a bunch of dudes. it was, as you can imagine, not clean.
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🧵I bet a lot of folks that didn’t care about SCOTUS in 2016 are figuring out what that means for us/them today. Too many people made fun of HRC & ignored her for “fear mongering”. What they won’t admit is Black Folks were begging them to vote for the courts too. We knew what they would do. They
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
move slow repair things
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵 Meet Jackie Ormes, the first Black American woman to have a nationally syndicated comic strip. She used her platform to reshape the image of Black women in American media. Pull up a seat, my friends.🪑(cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Can I bitch for a second? Would that be okay? Because I want to bitch about our education system and the massive blind spots many have in this country when it comes to our education system. (thread)
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
people all over the world starting to understand how it is possible to bankrupt a casino
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Laura Anne Gilman @lauraannegilman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What tonight proved beyond a shadow of a doubt is that the current regime, and possibly a large clump of our esteemed media, can’t handle what they demand our children do every single day of school.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
SUPPORT THESE DATA CENTERS {from Magic City Books magiccitybooks.com }
Stark and powerful sign says: "Support These Data Centers: Schools, Libraries, Bookstores, Museums, Public Media, Concerts, Elders, Farmers Markets, Record Stores, Theaters"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yf thys skeet doth receive 3,000 reposts then the Tolkien Estate will sue Palantir.
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵 The 2nd Ranger Infantry Company was the only all‑Black Ranger unit in U.S. history. They fought two battles at once: the enemy in Korea — and racism in their own Army. (cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory aaregistry.org/story/the-2n...
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The 2nd Ranger Infantry Company (Airborne) is Formed
*On this date in 1950, the 2nd Ranger Infantry Company (Airborne) was formed. This unit was a Ranger light infantry company of the United States Army active during the Korean War. As a small special o...
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵 If you want to understand why NYC politics looks the way it does today, you have to look at Canarsie in the 1970s. It wasn’t just a neighborhood; it was a "fortress." Pull up a seat 🪑, my friends.(cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
True.
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Trollbreath Magazine @trollbreathmag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just a reminder, you really need this issue in your life. Magazine.Trollbreath.com
Woman in space suit arched back, moving forward through a blue sky. From the back of her head/helmet a space scene with color and a planet is bursting/splattering outward. 
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/04/2026
One of the things this year's Locus Finalist lists show off is what amazing work comes out from such a wide range of writers, incorporating so many different ideas and themes. Some people think diversity is a weakness. Those people are fools. And they're missing out. locusmag.com/2026/04/2026...
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2026 Locus Awards Top Ten Finalists
Congratulations to all of the Locus Awards top ten finalists! These results are from the February 1 to April 1 voting by readers on an open public ballot. The Locus Awards winners will be announced…
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Constantly having to write letters to the government explaining that some LGBT asylum seekers are also Christian and the fact they believe in God doesn't mean that they're lying about their sexuality, and so they really cannot be sent back to countries with The Death Penalty for homosexuality.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How you talk about marginalized people matters. Period. If you can't be bothered to learn to not use slurs, you're expressing a disregard for those identities, and as a public servant, pretty clearly communicating what does and does not matter in your worldview.
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mj @chefmj237.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’ve just experienced a very difficult episode with a friend. It’s 2am and I can’t sleep. Here’s what I’m thinking. There are really only two kinds of people. The first is those who believe that life’s a bitch and then you die. The other kind believe: life can be a bitch but,
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Jesus Didn't Wear Pants @dorothyt51.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Nothing like a bad night sleeping to remind you're mortal.
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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
CANADIAN AUTHOR FRIENDS! Please share! Class action lawsuit against Anthropic for Canadian authors! @premeemohamed.com @ramonterrell.bsky.social www.cfmlawyers.ca/class-action...
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"Canadian authors, if you aren't eligible for the US Anthropic lawsuit bc you didn't register US copyright, we have our own class action suit! It doesn't rely on registering copyright and you're included in the class by default" -- Arden Powell on Bluesky

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COURT: Supreme Court of British Columbia, Vancouver Registry

DATE FILED: May 23, 2025

A proposed class action lawsuit has been filed in Vancouver against Anthropic PBC.

The plaintiff alleges that Anthropic PBC violated copyright held by Canadian authors when training its large language models. Specifically, the plaintiff alleges that Anthropic PBC downloaded “Books3” dataset. This dataset contains large amounts of copyrighted works, including books and articles by Canadian authors.  The plaintiff alleges that Anthropic PBC used and unlawfully copied and shared these copyrighted works, and did not license or otherwise obtain permission to do so from the copyright holders.

If you have any questions about the case or information that you think may assist our investigation, please contact us by clicking on the contact button or calling the number below. Any communication is strictly confidential.

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