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@doress.bsky.social
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“Tell us a bit about yourself” Yeah, I’m spectacularly shit at that. I like cats and British crime shows and knitting and ghost stories and also GO DUCKS 🏈

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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 3h
I just wasted some perfectly good coffee
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 3h
That and “don’t come back for 10 years”
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 3h
I’m still getting the “do you have kids?” “Are you pregnant or planning to get pregnant?” Illegal to ask, not stopping anyone from doing the asking
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 19h
I got the garage open. Not sure what to do with the shed yet
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Chris Kluwe, Candidate for Assembly District 72 @kluweoc.bsky.social · 21h
BALLOTS DROP TODAY! Remember to check your mail for your ballot, fill in the box next to Chris Kluwe along with our other fantastic local candidates, and turn it in to your nearest ballot drop box. Make your voice heard early!
Ballots drop today. 1. Check your mail for your ballot Today!!! 2. Make sure to vote for Chris Kluwe 3. Return your ballot to the nearest ballot drop box.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 19h
Seconded, this is a really cool game. I came one locked door from beating it. I need to pick it back up
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They did this for me with my last cat’s prescription kidney food. The shelter was very glad to have it. Chewy has been great
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New York, your turn!
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And you didn’t sleep again until you were 12, I’m guessing? WTF dad
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m in Colorado right now and there’s a large field of prairie dog holes behind the hotel. It’s a smorgasbord of plague back there
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was an excellent if disturbing read
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New York tries not to permit absentee ballots without good reason. They did during Covid. They do have extended early voting though, which is nice. So we walk down to our library branch the weekend before. No stickers
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We got Covid and flu shots a week ago, and damn she put those needles in deep this time. Spouse got achy but aside from being stabbed in the arm, I did okay. It was nor’easter weekend so great time to hold down the couch
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep they took out all of the fat and made up for the flavor loss with sugar 🙃
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m envious! I haven’t gotten an I voted sticker in probably two decades
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Violence against redheads isn’t exactly new either
theguardian.com
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She was being blackmailed over explicit photos. She went to police and gave them the photos as evidence. The cop kept the pictures on his phone, showed them to others, and didn’t catch the blackmailer- who ended up killing her. Just enraging. I wonder why victims of sex crimes don’t report 🤔🤬😢
sltrib.com
University of Utah police officer showed off explicit photos of Lauren McCluskey to his co-worker
<b>UPDATE</b><i>: Logan police announced </i><a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2020/05/17/logan-police-will" target=_blank><i>an internal affairs investigation into Officer Miguel Deras</...
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought it because there was a cat in a suit on the cover. It was my first John Scalzi book.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I discovered the fancy wicker basket inserts for kallax and my office has never looked so fancy and organized. We have an entire kallax wall for our library
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey chicken keepers. Anyone have an automatic coop door that doesn’t suck? Solar powered preferred, no main power @ the coop. Our ten year old door gave up the ghost. Returning the Omlet after 3 months, major problems with battery life #chickens
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Outside is where the mosquitoes and the sunburn are. Inside is where the snacks and the couch and the people are. I’m with Waffles.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I knit a rather intricate cabled sweater over the first Covid year. Took me 10 months. My aunt made some comment that I could probably sell it for $100-150. The yarn alone was $350. And knowing what labor I put into it, I wouldn’t sell it for anything under $2k. No one is paying that for a sweater
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for the thread. I had heard of the Eastland disaster; the General Slocum was new to me until I moved to New York and wondered if there was a Little Germany neighborhood like Little Italy. (There was not, and for a terrible reason)
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t even bother with makeup anymore. Makes my eyes itch and I forget to take it off half the time. I’m not customer facing so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My exfoliation mask says to stand there massaging it gently for 2-3 minutes. Like, dude, those enzymes need to be pulling their weight without my supervision bc I have shit to do
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My husband is a biology professor and during grading season, I can hear him bitching from three rooms away how his students can’t write. He helps draft majors’ curriculum and argues every time against dropping the writing requirement
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh lord, my cat caught a lizard in our kitchen once and I had to pry his mouth open to save it. The lizard shed his tail and it was flopping and bleeding everywhere. Locked the cat in the bathroom so I could find it and he expressed his upset by doing-ing the spring doorstopper as loud as he could
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s what I was just wondering. Anything that cheerfully colored can’t be good for you
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my InfoHell course circa 2001ish, my prof threatened zeroes to anyone who cited Wikipedia as a source, but said scroll down to where the actual sources were and start with those
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get the mammo and if you are old enough or have the history, get thee a colonoscopy
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Think that might be Family but the tail of the y broke off
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyways, if you want to donate to the campaign, you can head to www.kluweoc.com , but honestly at this point I just love how much they’re flailing because my MAGA opponent sucks that much and everyone knows it.
kluweoc.com
Chris Kluwe for Assembly
Chris Kluwe for Assembly's campaign
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I usually take it when I’m dealing with food poisoning. I’m lucky enough that skipping my meds a couple days won’t kill me
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The Southern Gothic Ghost Bunne : woooooooooo @daemonaac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In addition I've just seen a post that says be extra aware about activated charcoal if you're allergic to coconut or coconut relatives, because apparently much of the charcoal is made with those nut husks? Haven't looked deeply into this yet....
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes this is true
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely a lot of people have meds they cannot miss.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes it binds to a lot of things. I think you aren’t supposed to consume medication or supplements <2 hours before or after. I usually use activated charcoal when I have food poisoning. I don’t have any medications it would kill me to skip for a couple days
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I used to listen to classic rock radio in high school which was generally 50s-60s. Now the same classic rock station does 80s-90s and I’m gonna die mad about it
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It doesn’t matter how many hours I stretch it over or if I’ve eaten or how much water I’ve had with it — I cannot have a third glass of wine. I end up with the spins and I fucking hate the spins.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t listen to the radio, so I tend to discover new music from tv. Shazam that and I’ll go track it down somewhere
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Mirjam Swanson @mirjamswanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bad look. Awful look. Classless and crass. On Lincoln Riley’s blind eye to the antics that followed the scary hit on Dante Moore — and how much that says about the state of USC football. www.latimes.com/sports/usc/s...
latimes.com
Commentary: USC didn't just lose to Oregon. Lincoln Riley fumbled away the Trojans' integrity.
Columnist Mirjam Swanson writes USC coach Lincoln Riley's embarrassing lack of leadership cost the Trojans a potential win over Oregon.
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Small bit of good news on that front
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s beautiful. If you are planning on a half sleeve, I’m guessing this is not your first tattoo. Did that cause you any trouble in Japan? As I understand it, tattoos have a bit of social stigma there
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Shhhhh @doress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone heard any updates (from Sunday) on Dante Moore? Other than he can move his arms and legs? #goducks
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