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Dorbs

@dorbs61.bsky.social
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Former engineer, navigating life with hope despite dark days. Caring 24/7 for my beloved. Left leaning, hate Brexit, despise Reform. Hothouse Flowers mega fan. #TheArchers grumbler.

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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rather smug about my slow cooked, shredded beef brisket
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So very sad to learn of the death of Stephanie Cole, she had many great roles over the years but her Carolyn in Cabin Pressure was radio perfection for me.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 10/09/2026
My country has achieved the feat of making the most universally loved and respected charity in the land afraid for its own safety. And yet the dark pantomime of aggressive grievance and its media legitimation continues. If Hippocrates is a traitor for not cherry-picking lives, then are doctors next?
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crypttext.bsky.social @crypttext.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
…there ya go, feast ya eyes on these little beauties, signed by ya favourite Spiv…
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Does anyone know an industrial scale popcorn vendor? I find myself in desperate need. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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BREAKING: Far-Right Pundit Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE
British far-right commentator Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by ICE agents in Louisiana, according to a report from TMZ.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"The higher the hair, the closer to God". Dolly enjoy your heavenly rest- you made those world nicer and kinder.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The heatwave isnt over for some of us on the south coast. Its still hotter than a camels armpit in my bedroom.
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Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Celebrate Celebrate Good Times
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ice Age 6: The Revenge of the Orange Cat. Diego finally caught up with Manny. 🐈 #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX
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Simon Robert H K @simonpostsdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So given the current timeline, parliamentary recess and conference season when do we think the next Clacton by-election will be? Assuming Farage is returned and the investigation resumes, sanctions applied, recall petition, what do we think? Late November?
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dear USA. In spite of your enduring enthusiasm for imperial units you seem devoted to using cups and sticks as a food measuring units. The rest of the world would just like to say stop that shit and at least keep to ounces or something faintly quantifiable.
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You Need To Stop This Shit Today Jayla Wright
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well if anyone fancies French beans Im your woman.
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It's Beans! Black Beans in Computer
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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Boris sharing articles referring to Ed Miliband as the worst possible choice for Foreign Secretary. A reminder that when Johnson was foreign sec he was busted getting a blow-job under his desk, had Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe jailed in Iran & got drunk & "accidentally" attended a KGB house party
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ah the weekly ritualistic humiliation on BBC2 is back #QuizzingMonday
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Updated my profile. Again.
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Gerri McGerriface @messmonstergigi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
😂😂
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Williams what an assist.#SPAARG
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
An intermittent genius and 10 entitled bastards
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It hasn't rained for 27 days. Sewage spills after 27 dry days are surely criminal Lock them up www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/2628759...
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Swimmers evacuated over 'sewage spill' at beach
Weymouth Beach has been red flagged this afternoon with people rushing to get out of the water following sewage in the sea
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Ted Wicks @t166er.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ich bin ein binliner
Count binface
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Reminder that Rupert Lowe got his guns confiscated last year after allegedly threatening to shoot Zia Yusuf (you don't gotta hand it to Rupert Lowe, but fair play), and this was the trigger discipline on display when he was handing them over.
Rupert Lowe with a wheelbarrow full of shotguns.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Zia Yusuf claims Farage is bravely "bringing forward" the judgment of "the ultimate authority": the people of Clacton. Two problems here: 1) He's insisting they judge *before* the full evidence has been heard, not *after*; 2) No constituency can exempt its MP from rules designed to protect us all
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In this remarkable image of white supremicists on a subway train in Washington I see cowards afraid to show their faces and a strong woman who shouldn't have to put up with this shit. (Photo: Cheney Orr - Reuters)
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🍁Capt.John E. Rock @johnerock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ive been fantasising about sleeping in the Co Op across the road- but seriously, we may have to start thinking about finding safe cool spaces for the vulnerable during extreme weather events. Young babies in red hot flats, clinically vulnerable, elderly, diabetics. This is reality.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I just burned my hand on my stainless steel kitchen sink!!!!! WTAF?
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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
EU referendum anniversary tomorrow.
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Hidden Bunker Exit Fail
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
WTAF is "a trial of the facts"?
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#LarryTheCat has been prominently on camera multiple times today. Good to see continuity of leadership during unstable times.
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Aibo - Zonny @aibo-zonny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump The Peacemaker- "Smart people don't like me" ~ Donald J.Trump🇺🇸 British rant🇬🇧
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Trump The Peacemaker
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Love what the Australian soccer team says about modern Australia. Seriously, watch this video, and you'll be cheering for them too.
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Angelique @ladydelancelevee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We pay Farage £98k and he doesn’t turn up to work? Codify in statute clear and binding obligations for MPs on time spent in their constituency and in Parliament. We think that leaving it to convention unfortunately allows a minority to abuse the system. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
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Petition: Codify rules for MPs' attendance in Parliament & their constituency in statute
Codify in statute clear and binding obligations for MPs on time spent in their constituency and in Parliament. We think that leaving it to convention unfortunately allows a minority to abuse the syste...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The press are all over Nicola Sturgeon, who was investigated and released without charge. So glad all I did was take £5 million to become an MP, £1m to throw an election, make a couple of dodgy house purchases and lie about Russia hacking my phone.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Idea for a GB News programme - Neil Oliver snogs six ebola patients to prove it's all a hoax.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is it just where I live or is there a national shortage of cucumbers?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The best way to honor fallen soldiers is to avoid careless reasons to create more of them.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This right here is what I looked in a Zumba class
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It’s ridiculous to refer me to the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner for this. It simply means that instead of £19m I’ve had at least £24m from a crypto billionaire, which is neither here nor there in terms of the extent to which I am completely bought and paid for.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/04/2026
This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I want to know how Nigellas pans and baking trays are spotless and shiny whereas mine look like they were excavated from a clay pit no matter what I clean them with.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What's you most annoying TV ad? I'm driven up the wall by people doing stupid things on a naked mattress. Who in their right mind eats ice cream on an unprotected mattress.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Yes is winning on 58%
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I need your theories please people in my phone. I’ve been away for a few days - got back and noticed a hole in my soffit in the back garden (securely locked). The missing pieces are nowhere to be seen. Any ideas?
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What we need are Dickieleaks.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Irelands Wild River on BBC2 is the balm my bruised heart and over anxious nervous system needs. What a sensitive broadcaster Colin Stafford-Johnson is.
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