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@dorbs61.bsky.social
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Former engineer, navigating life with hope despite dark days. Caring 24/7 for my beloved. Left leaning, hate Brexit, despise Reform. Hothouse Flowers mega fan. #TheArchers grumbler.

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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Its hard to find the open bits- especially under 6 foot of snow
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spampot
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smiling benignly enjoying the Bretwalda discourse until it was brought to my attention I live in Wessex.
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Alexis Rose's Iconic 'Yikes' Face in Schitt's Creek
ALT: Alexis Rose's Iconic 'Yikes' Face in Schitt's Creek
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep. And if the Christian Evangelicals would take off the scales on their eyes they might actually recognise their Nicolae Carpathia made flesh.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alan should have immediately informed his church wardens and PCC treasurer and arrange for donation to be directed to the PCC bank account. All income and donations must be declared in the annual return to the diocese.
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Father Ted: That Money Was Just Resting In My Account
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not too early for Christmas shopping toiletface.co.uk/product/marg...
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Margaret Thatcher Novelty Toilet Paper
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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You Won The Internet Congratulations
ALT: You Won The Internet Congratulations
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Missed opportunity toiletface.co.uk/product/marg...
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Margaret Thatcher Novelty Toilet Paper
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I suspect the purveyor of The Chinese Foods will have an uptick of revenue
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rather smug about my slow cooked, shredded beef brisket
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beware ladders or flights of stairs. My brain just can't cope with trying to process looking at multiple things at once and makes me dizzy
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On a Thursday?
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Lady Shocked with Fan - Random Tuesday Oh My
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wulfykins surely needs retribution
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Gladiator Vengeance Speech
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a photo of love and hope in a fragile animal. Yoshi wants a love that lasts a lifetime and both of you have won the lottery. Blue has sent you a new soul puppy
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So very sad to learn of the death of Stephanie Cole, she had many great roles over the years but her Carolyn in Cabin Pressure was radio perfection for me.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cloven for sure
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Brain Bleach Headache
ALT: Brain Bleach Headache
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Or Spameer
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Service women need not apply" "Servicemen with a bloating need not apply"
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Kekpunk Points to 'This Right Here'
ALT: Kekpunk Points to 'This Right Here'
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have scatter cushions more intelligent that Whately
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not likely to be any scraps or scrapings tonight then
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Xqc Licks Plate Clean
ALT: Xqc Licks Plate Clean
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chardonnay is putrid, oaked Chardonnay is slightly less putrid.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Accidental wine?
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Excellent choice - the lovely little RNLI museum staffed by volunteers on Poole Harbour that I pass often has had to be closed due to protests and potential doxxing. Hateful gits.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 10/09/2026
My country has achieved the feat of making the most universally loved and respected charity in the land afraid for its own safety. And yet the dark pantomime of aggressive grievance and its media legitimation continues. If Hippocrates is a traitor for not cherry-picking lives, then are doctors next?
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ukodor: This - Fabled42
ALT: Ukodor: This - Fabled42
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Chris Pratt: I See What You Did There
ALT: Chris Pratt: I See What You Did There
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am carer to my beloved and what's makes things so much more bearable is how grateful and tolerant he is and how hes not too proud to ask for and accept help.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The % of these shitgibbons who want "safety for women and girls" and who have arrests and convictions for domestic abuse is probably way above average.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I go prepared when I need chateau cardboard
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Climber with Axe Pick in Snow
ALT: Climber with Axe Pick in Snow
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crypttext.bsky.social @crypttext.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
…there ya go, feast ya eyes on these little beauties, signed by ya favourite Spiv…
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More of a shillelagh swing I thought. Thug. And he felt so entitled to clobber that woman he didn't even wear a balaclava
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh yes the Protect Our Women and Girls brigade seem very keen on thumping women. The majority of Henry Nowak protesters had domestic violence convictions or arrests.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finest purveyors of the sheepdog bra.
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse in Hammocks
ALT: Mickey and Minnie Mouse in Hammocks
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Everything is ignorable except " would of" and "could of". I can't recall you transgressing with those
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Does anyone know an industrial scale popcorn vendor? I find myself in desperate need. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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BREAKING: Far-Right Pundit Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE
British far-right commentator Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by ICE agents in Louisiana, according to a report from TMZ.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"The higher the hair, the closer to God". Dolly enjoy your heavenly rest- you made those world nicer and kinder.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Unconfirmed Sheriff When Its A4v1and They Get Hanged In A1f1
ALT: The Unconfirmed Sheriff When Its A4v1and They Get Hanged In A1f1
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Including the chocolate brussel sprouts?
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Oliver Twist Begs for More
ALT: Oliver Twist Begs for More
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Awkward Dog Patchibana
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Equilibrium is fragile.
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Taylor Strecker: As It Should Be Getting Younger
ALT: Taylor Strecker: As It Should Be Getting Younger
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Family run mixed farms run on very tight margins, the ewes lost were part of their breeding stock and the lambs were destined for sale. The loss of revenue and the time effort and expense to have raised them should be compensated plus replacement costs.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Man Ecstatically Dances to Hallelujah Glooray
ALT: Man Ecstatically Dances to Hallelujah Glooray
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mrs Wrong we are all thinking about you and wishing you home to Bretwelda.
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No they need to talk to Ben who is good friends with them, has a dog, knows about farming and is a mental health advocate .
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here in Poole we have had Australian rain- the head and face are aware of moisture but it's evaporated before it reaches the ground
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As a non skinny women with breasts I support this post
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The heatwave isnt over for some of us on the south coast. Its still hotter than a camels armpit in my bedroom.
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Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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Dorbs @dorbs61.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Celebrate Celebrate Good Times
ALT: Celebrate Celebrate Good Times
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