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Dop Jon

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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 4h
This used to be the realm Gilliam would traffic in.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 7h
My mans is getting pricing locked in for butter and peanuts. Doing the lawd’s work.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you tryna get shot, Aa? It’s best you don’t ask that.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The word you are searching for is “please”
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blocked for bracketing his bullshit. That shit is worse than the pedantry.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t hate it that UM is paying for their sins karmically and will never have a decent qb for at least the rest of my life.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frank Gorshin prolly
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the neighborhood bars I used to haunt had that in the early 2000s. It was a godsend. Always overpriced, always conveniently located
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joe Buck burner account
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just rolling grenades out there
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale”
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll miss you, Gizmoplex.
Rip Gizmoplex
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Except Hulk Hogan. He fucking sucks/ed can’t remember if he’s dead or not
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mark
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying that shit out loud.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck right off into the sun you hateful bag
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Native Detroiter Eats Shiit Backing a Chicago Team of All Teams
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Loved that guy. In Houston.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Negatory Robert Horry
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And stirrups
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And we were all better off when we were ignored. A blessing, really.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bob Newhart Stop It
Alt: Bob Newhart Stop It
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy tryna steal gas with a syphon out of my car prolly
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuckthan. Now Fuckathan, I could stand a little bit.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agreed, but one solitary “fooking” in MacBeth woulda been nice
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Unitarians.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell a Stubb quote
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just saying those words out loud “Geno Smith has been the death of us” idk man that’s like if Steve Beuerlein had your number. Who else can even say that in the world?
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now hold, friend-o
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well ah, when ah say “sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, he eats you” wut ah mean is the outcome ain’t fer certain.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Adopting a Texas Dem trying to flip a TX house seat would not be the worst use of your money
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Yossarian was in the hospital, he redacted every NIREPLAH KRAM and MARK HALPERIN he could find just to fuck with the CID man.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe shouldn’t have made the OP on April 1, maybe.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You said what you said and I’m proud of you.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They look like they’d really be into Ian MacKaye.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roddy was the best.
static.klipy.com
Rowdy Roddy Piper hits Jimmy Snuka with coconut
Alt: Rowdy Roddy Piper hits Jimmy Snuka with coconut
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s really good, and I’m a hard person to please when it comes to that sort of thing
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And one of those forces all had the same dad.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨full trailer for Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes documentary🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks!
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How about you go fuck yourself.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope it hurts and is terrifying, in that moment.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll slide into DMs. I have other questions that I recognize only need to be answered out of kindness from others, so much appreciated
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For me, it’s where I keep my D&D campaign stuff. Outside of that, minimal and mundane personal stuff.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bookmarking this for any answers you get. I’m in the same boat.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grant, Janssport has your bag on back order
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*May
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brilliant. Thank you!
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Surely
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You absolutely need to see it, but aren’t obliged in any way to watch it twice.
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